The Best Scenes that aren't in Movies but really should be.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-29 02:57am

Ok, my usuall tactic for dealing with Rampant Spoilers was to create Obvious Red Herrings based on inside refrences.

Example: Best scene not in X-Men

The Toad (Ray Park, also played Darth Maul) breaks out his double bladed Sith Lightsaber, and finally earns some respect for the character that has been whipped by everybody in the Marvel Universe. Starting off with K.O.ing Storm by defecting one of Cyclop's Eye blasts.

Example 2: Best Scene Not Lord of the Rings
Gandolf: You orcs and your puny swords
Aragorn: Damn you Hobbit, you couldn't even pull your own body wieght out of the water. Now I'm going to quote some Ulysses and study up on my Walt Whitman.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-29 03:18am

How about in ANH Darth Vader torturing the yellow pee out of his own daughter?

Post by **K. A. Pital** » 2003-03-29 03:34am

Frank Hipper
Hey, that's not the BEST

The best would be... Tarkin and Leia intimate relations.

Hahaha.
Or the Death Star blasting the hell out of all rebels and a huge fest with slave Ewoks.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-29 03:46am

Stas Bush wrote:Frank Hipper
Hey, that's not the BEST The best would be... Tarkin and Leia intimate relations. Hahaha.
.

Ewww! She would've talked, threatened with that!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-03-29 04:30am

Rambo gets shot in the first two seconds of Rambo 4.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-29 04:32am

I wasn't going to mention the standing joke that the Best scene not in TPM or ATOC would be the Amidalia and the Handmaiden's sex scene....

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-03-29 05:43am

The scene at the very end of Thelma and Louise when they realise that men know what's best for them after all.

... and then they les up

(apologies to anyone who thinks I've sold out on my feminist principles here)

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-03-29 10:10am

I'd say your all bloody perverts, but that seems redundent now..
Get along with the fun and the humour and the-
We have a gf, you know.
Yes, but she has them 19th century victorian morals, remmeber?
Quite. She is also a nice person, and if she ever reads this, I fear the results upon my already effed up mind...
quite complaining. Hmm... best sences not shown in a movie... nah, I'd rather not.
What's stopping you?
Being labled a second RayCav.
I'm glad you have my contiued ability to post on this board as even on your list of priorities...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-03-29 10:17am

Best Scene In Any Recent Jennifer Love Hewitt Movie:

Shower scene.

I do believe that's all I need to say.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-29 10:29am

I'd like to see a scene added to Cross-Roads. I'd like to see Jason from friday 13th fame come after the bitch

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-29 01:51pm

SirNitram wrote:Best Scene In Any Recent Jennifer Love Hewitt Movie:

Shower scene.

I do believe that's all I need to say.

Yes, that would be nice...

Or how about an expanded "Wild Things" nudity bit?

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I wasn't going to mention the standing joke that the Best scene not in TPM or ATOC would be the Amidalia and the Handmaiden's sex scene....

And yet you did.

But what about in RotJ, if Leia were to "lose" the bikini at one point?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-29 01:53pm

RogueIce wrote:
Or how about an expanded "Wild Things" nudity bit?

That would certainly get my vote.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-29 01:53pm

A real Base Delta Zero operation in any movie...

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-03-29 02:19pm

Another half hour added onto the battle of Geonosis to showcase the tech.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-29 02:23pm

And to the Battle of Endor, showing the Rebels droping troops shuttles to Endor and show more space combat.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-29 06:52pm

I still think given the Title Crossroads would have been better if the Ghost of Robert Johnson showed up, with Lucifer, and dragged her ass down to hell because she has no talent, and is an insult to all the other musicians who sold their soul for just a chance to use their talents.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-03-29 07:42pm

I would have liked a few minutes of exposition at the beginning of Char's Counterattack.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-29 07:57pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I wasn't going to mention the standing joke that the Best scene not in TPM or ATOC would be the Amidalia and the Handmaiden's sex scene....

Only if I get to join in.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-29 08:03pm

Wild Things...the REAL pool scene

Oh heck just cut out the story and make it one long orgy with some lsebian scenes to break up the hum drum.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-29 08:07pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Wild Things...the REAL pool scene

Oh heck just cut out the story and make it one long orgy with some lsebian scenes to break up the hum drum.

Already mentioned.

And YES, DAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE THAT!!

Did they ever actually film it and just cut it out, or was it never filmed?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-29 08:28pm

Scenes that should have been in movies...

1. Planet of the Apes. Some scene that would actually make the ending of it make sense.

2. Return of the Jedi. More space battle-age, and some more shots of
Stormtroopers killing Ewoks (Better if they replace the Ewoks beating the Stormtroopers.

3. The Phantom Menace. Jar-Jar's greusome death. Not only would the fans like it, without his brief appearence in AotC, there would be more time for the battle on Geonosis, or Natalie Portman in a nude scene.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-29 08:28pm

RogueIce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Wild Things...the REAL pool scene

Oh heck just cut out the story and make it one long orgy with some lsebian scenes to break up the hum drum.
Already mentioned.

And YES, DAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE THAT!!

Did they ever actually film it and just cut it out, or was it never filmed?

Like X-Files the sex scene between Mulder and Scully,the producers did with a small filming crew and kept that for himself,so maybe the producers of Wild things did the same

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-03-29 08:54pm

Demi Moore doing lapdances and performing sexual "favours" in the back room of the stripjoint in "Striptease". How the hell could they make a stripjoint movie without showing the sex that goes on in the back room?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-29 09:00pm

I think there needs to be a rule about no sex. After all most of them would end up that way. Unless we're trying to find who can come up with the most creative sex scence.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-29 09:04pm

A scene in Where the Boys Aren't in which Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alyson Hannigan randomly walk on the stage and tell the rest of the girls that they're going to show them how it's done.