Ever done the karaoke thing?

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Ever done the karaoke thing?

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I went to one just minutes ago with some workmates. I sung only 2 songs:

1: I'm a Believer. I missed the first line, but got 75.

2: My Sharona. My timing was shit, but I got 100. WTF????????????

What songs have you tried?
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anytime I'm in the mood. I have a major attention seeking streak...
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dispite the fact that i have the vocal talents of a fog horn i sing Karaoke when ever i can. My personal speciality is I'm A Believer by the Monkeys or Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls. I can clear a bar in 30 seconds :twisted:
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Re: Ever done the karaoke thing?

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Rathark wrote:What songs have you tried?
The Devil came down to Georgia
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Next of Kin wrote:
Rathark wrote:What songs have you tried?
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I did the once only i sang the Weird Al version which i had printed out for the occasion. When the Devil Went down to Jammica
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Ah good 'ol Al...he makes the world of Karaoke bearable....I may have to go some places and sing "The Saga Begins" or "Another one rides the Bus"

As for having done karaoke* I've only done it once after a lot of drinking....quickly realising I hadnt drunk anywhere near enough as I belted out Eagles - Desperado.

*(Japanese for - ritual humiliation to music with the aid of alcohol, or so I think at least)
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OK, now I KNOW that Korean karaoke machines are rigged to grant confidence to the musically handicapped.

I've just had some private practice in the singing bar (noraebang) down the corrridor from this PC room. For "I'm a Believer", "She Loves You", "Rock Star" and "Light My Fire", I scored in the 80s and 90s. For "Sweet Dreams Are Made of This", I scored 98. I'm only familiar with the Eurythmics version, but this was the Marylin Manson version, so his added bullshit caught me off guard. 98? And then there was another 100 for my patchy rendition of "My Sharona".

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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Rathark wrote: And then there was another 100 for my patchy rendition of "My Sharona".
*ponders singing Nine Corona's*
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Those machines score you???

I've done it once I have to admit. :oops: It took a lot of Jamisons and a very relaxed/friendly atmosphere pub. I sang the male part of 'Love Shack' with my wife and some girl we met in the bar doing the female parts. We actually got quite the cheers. Apparently I do a pretty good impression of that B-52s guy.
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It was my friend's birthday and I was badly drunk. We were sitting in a pub and I happened to browse through their catalogue of available karaoke songs and decided to give it a try. I sang "Paratiisi". My singing probably sounded awful and the timing was less than spectacular.

I have no information of how many pub visitors commited a suicide afterwards.
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I was in a Catholic Working Mans Club once, i sang a Loyalist version of the Fields of Rathlin Isle and had the shit kicked out of me afterwards
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No, but I've sung at a few coffee houses on open mic night.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Rathark wrote: And then there was another 100 for my patchy rendition of "My Sharona".
*ponders singing Nine Corona's*
ROFL, that's a funny song. :mrgreen:
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Never been drunk enough.
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Mack the Knife

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Radar Love

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All the time usually blues or Country
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Oh yea I love Karaoke! My ex-gf got me up on stage the first time.

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We had a karate machine at the company party last year. Some people piss me off and complain because I talk loud (not like I can fucking help it) so knowing they were outside and drunk as shit, I sung 'Alright Now' at the top of my god damn lungs. It wasnt the only song i sang that night.

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I remember being able to sing born to be wild in one of the Duke Nukem games. That was funny.
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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:We had a karate machine at the company party last year.
Let me guess ... you sing crap and you get the shit kicked out of you! Cool!

My favourite Kareoke songs are:

Love Really Hurts Without You - Billy Joel
Build Me up Buttercup - The Foundations
Wonderwall - Oasis
Wicked Game - Chris Isaac
Four Seasons in one Day - Crowded House
Dust From a Distant Sun - Crowded House

and basically whatever catches my eye.
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No, but I've been known to sing along with my walkman and play air guitar on the subway which makes everyone edge nervously away from me thinking that I'm a nutjob. It's a good way to get some personal space on a crowded subway during rush hour, but one of these days security might toss me in the loony bin if I overdo it. :D
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Only when I'm in the shower. I'm loud, consistently off-key, and insist on replicating any instrument solos in the song I'm singing.
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