The Best Scenes that aren't in Movies but really should be.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-29 09:09pm

Apart from the obvious lesbian sex scenes involving every hot female in sight, one thought would be the scene in Star Trek: Nemesis where Berman and Braga are brought onscreen and shot.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-29 09:12pm

Darth Wong wrote:Apart from the obvious lesbian sex scenes involving every hot female in sight, one thought would be the scene in Star Trek: Nemesis where Berman and Braga are brought onscreen and shot.

....first up against the wall....

I like it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-29 09:14pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: 1. Planet of the Apes. Some scene that would actually make the ending of it make sense.

I hope you aren't talking about the original.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-29 09:16pm

Darth Wong wrote:Apart from the obvious lesbian sex scenes involving every hot female in sight, one thought would be the scene in Star Trek: Nemesis where Berman and Braga are brought onscreen and shot.

Ah yes, Lesbian sex scene between Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau in "The World Is Not Enough" would work as well.

And, since you mentioned Star Trek, how about this...

Picard: "You know, Mr LaForge, remember that Galactic Empire from those Star Wars movies centuries ago?"

LaForge: "Yes, Captain."

Picard: "Well, I've done a study, and compared our technology to theirs, and you know what?"

LaForge: "They'd kick our ass, sir. I did a similar study myself."

Picard: "That they would, Mr LaForge. That they would..."

Well, it sure would shut DarkStar up, wouldn't it?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-29 09:16pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: 1. Planet of the Apes. Some scene that would actually make the ending of it make sense.
I hope you aren't talking about the original.

Everyone who talk about the movie refer to the Tim Burton fuck-ups.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-03-29 11:48pm

aerius wrote:Demi Moore doing lapdances and performing sexual "favours" in the back room of the stripjoint in "Striptease". How the hell could they make a stripjoint movie without showing the sex that goes on in the back room?

Sorry.. There's no sex in the Champaign room.

But there is plenty of doping up in the dressing room before, during, and after the shows.

Note: I was not the Dancer. I was the Bouncer's lil' sister.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-29 11:51pm

LadyTevar wrote:Note: I was not the Dancer. I was the Bouncer's lil' sister.

Damn!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-03-29 11:53pm

RogueIce wrote:
LadyTevar wrote:Note: I was not the Dancer. I was the Bouncer's lil' sister.
Damn!

Sorry.

All mine.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-29 11:57pm

SirNitram wrote:Sorry.

All mine.

So, she's more than the housekeeper then? Or does she "keep" a different "house" for you?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-30 05:36am

Thawps Rogueice with frying pan

It's well established that they are a couple.

I don't know if they have been together the requisit five years to become defacto "Married", but they appear to be a committed couple.

Soe movie with no hollywood ending would be good. You know everything ends in tragedy.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-30 10:14am

RogueIce wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Wild Things...the REAL pool scene

Oh heck just cut out the story and make it one long orgy with some lsebian scenes to break up the hum drum.
Already mentioned.

And YES, DAMMIT, I WANT TO SEE THAT!!

Did they ever actually film it and just cut it out, or was it never filmed?

On top of the pool scene I want the extended threesome scene and while were at it a flashback to get a good look at what was in those blackmail photos From what I could see Matt Dillon was riding Denise Richard from behind

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-30 10:22am

I want to see The Facilty with a realistic ending. Like where the Cheerleader tells the Geek to fuck off and runs back to the jock. Cheerleader NEVER date weedy photographers.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-30 11:18am

I'm thinking there could have been a lot of scenes in Boogey Nights that should have been on screen. For a movie set in the porn industry there is very little sex going on.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-03-30 02:20pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Thawps Rogueice with frying pan

It's well established that they are a couple.

I don't know if they have been together the requisit five years to become defacto "Married", but they appear to be a committed couple.

Not yet. Common Law doesn't work in West Virginia, sadly, which means I need to find a ring.

And she says it's ten years, not five, for Common Law.

Some movie with no hollywood ending would be good. You know everything ends in tragedy.

Amen. C'mon, people, can we have the hero sodding win pyrrically for once? Shakespeare pulled it off, and he was a dirty minded little sod.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-30 02:33pm

SirNitram wrote: Not yet. Common Law doesn't work in West Virginia, sadly, which means I need to find a ring.

And she says it's ten years, not five, for Common Law.

In some states I think it is seven years.

Back on topic: I'd like to see King Kong squeeze the blonde chick so hard in his hand that her head pops like a zit.

I'd like to see a moive start out with the well known hero getting his ass kicked and then wacked (Mission Impossible III please, please, please) and have it be a complete surprise to the audience. The villian would then go on to have his plans work out. Basically any movie that would have the villian follow the Evil Overlord List and win.

A scene missing from King Kong vs. Godzilla is Godzilla's atomic breath blowing a hole right through the chest of Kong, or at the very least torching him. None of that namby pamby scorching hims stuff. Kong is toast.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-30 04:12pm

The nexu proceeding to tear off the rest of Padme's clothing

NUTE GUNRAY(with movie audiance) HELL YEAH!!!!

In FOTR the Balrog's "wings" falling off

The ending scene of Bakshi LOTR, only with "Also Sprach Zarathrustra" playing in the background.

Godzilla beating the crap out of Mothra

Kenny (from Gamera) getting squished after stupor-turtle get mashed.

In JP, the T. Rex eating those stupid kids, and while he's at it, Malcom too.

Harry Potter trying the "bra-slip" spell on Hermione

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 04:58pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Harry Potter trying the "bra-slip" spell on Hermione

If I remember the movie well enough, that wouldn't work, by virtue of the fact she does not need one.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-30 05:02pm

RogueIce wrote:Ah yes, Lesbian sex scene between Denise Richards and Sophie Marceau in "The World Is Not Enough" would work as well.

Holy shit, I completely forgot about that. Or how about Halley Berry and that Frost chick in Die Another Day?

BOND: Now come on girls. Kiss and make out, er, up.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-30 05:03pm

Darth Gojira wrote:Harry Potter trying the "bra-slip" spell on Hermione

Dude ... she's like, 12. Wait another few movies.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 05:05pm

Durandal wrote:Holy shit, I completely forgot about that. Or how about Halley Berry and that Frost chick in Die Another Day?

BOND: Now come on girls. Kiss and make out, er, up.

Haven't seen it, so don't know the Frost Chick.

But, anything like that with Halle Berry would be good. WHole reason I watched Monster's Ball (damn Billy Bob Thornton! I didn't want to see his butt!).

Extended Monster's Ball sex scene, minus Thornton's ass.