Had my first cigarette last night
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Had my first cigarette last night
It was wierd. I wasn't breathing it all the way in, just keeping it in the mouth, not all the way down to my lungs- my friend's friend gave me one for 'the image' apparently (we were at a nightclub- Watershed).
So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
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Re: Had my first cigarette last night
It's the nicotine.Vympel wrote:It was wierd. I wasn't breathing it all the way in, just keeping it in the mouth, not all the way down to my lungs- my friend's friend gave me one for 'the image' apparently (we were at a nightclub- Watershed).
So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
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I tried one once. I really can't imagine why anyone would try it more then once other then to meet their peer groups social expectations (aka peer pressure). Or to put it another way, they want to be cool. If anyone disagrees with this, speak up and let me know why Im wrong.
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Re: Had my first cigarette last night
(Soccer Mom): People do it to get the nicotine, then they start and just keep going, before you know it's pot, then it's heroin, then it's crack, and then you're found dead on an overdose, homeless in a gutter.Vympel wrote:It was wierd. I wasn't breathing it all the way in, just keeping it in the mouth, not all the way down to my lungs- my friend's friend gave me one for 'the image' apparently (we were at a nightclub- Watershed).
So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
(Hippie): People do it because it keeps us over while we aren't stoned man.
(Reality): People do it because they neglect the health threats for short/medium term enjoyment.
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Do yourself a favour don't get started if you having one right now put it out and throw thw rest away.
Take my word for it it's not worth it.
Yes I do smoke so I can say don't get started for I know what I'm talking about.
Take my word for it it's not worth it.
Yes I do smoke so I can say don't get started for I know what I'm talking about.
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No offense intended to those who are trapped by physiological and psychological addiction, but it's a disgusting and stupid habit.
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Documents released from Westminster dating from 30 years ago show that the Health Minister believed that smoking was incredibly bad for the health, and wanted to introduce new laws that would force manufacturers to put info saying how bad smoking was on their packets, and also laws that would allow municipalites to ban smoking in pubs, restaurants, etc...
In the end, the PM scuttled that, as they discovered that the increased amount of senior citizens, etc. on social programs would've cost the government more than that gained in fines.
So they allowed people to smoke, so that they would die earlier.
In the end, the PM scuttled that, as they discovered that the increased amount of senior citizens, etc. on social programs would've cost the government more than that gained in fines.
So they allowed people to smoke, so that they would die earlier.
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You got that right Wong and a bllody curse on everyone of the tabbco companies and the remebers of gorverment who knowing keep put this shit out so that they can make money off of it.Darth Wong wrote:No offense intended to those who are trapped by physiological and psychological addiction, but it's a disgusting and stupid habit.
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Oh for sure- as I said- didn't see the point.Frank Hipper wrote: Do yourself a favor though, make sure your first is your last. Particularly now that any curiosity is satisfied.
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Good man but be aware it has a way of creeping up on you.Vympel wrote:Oh for sure- as I said- didn't see the point.Frank Hipper wrote: Do yourself a favor though, make sure your first is your last. Particularly now that any curiosity is satisfied.
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You know, one could say the same thing about anal sexDarth Wong wrote:No offense intended to those who are trapped by physiological and psychological addiction, but it's a disgusting and stupid habit.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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Just how many anal sex refrences HAVE cropped up when Wong makes a post about something? Particulary involving habits or things of that nature?BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:You know, one could say the same thing about anal sexDarth Wong wrote:No offense intended to those who are trapped by physiological and psychological addiction, but it's a disgusting and stupid habit.
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No you couldn't. Some people may have hang-ups about it and might consider it "disgusting" but there is nothing stupid about it. There is no objective harm whatsoever, and several benefits.BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:You know, one could say the same thing about anal sexDarth Wong wrote:No offense intended to those who are trapped by physiological and psychological addiction, but it's a disgusting and stupid habit.
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No harm? I thought they said it could make little cuts back there. Or was I being lied to? You seem to be the expert, Mr Wong, so I'll ask you.Darth Wong wrote:No you couldn't. Some people may have hang-ups about it and might consider it "disgusting" but there is nothing stupid about it. There is no objective harm whatsoever, and several benefits.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
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"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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You were being lied to, probably by the usual suspects (sexual prudes who try to generate pseudoscientific justifications for their hangups). With the proper use of lube, it's completely safe and causes no harm whatsoever.RogueIce wrote:No harm? I thought they said it could make little cuts back there. Or was I being lied to? You seem to be the expert, Mr Wong, so I'll ask you.Darth Wong wrote:No you couldn't. Some people may have hang-ups about it and might consider it "disgusting" but there is nothing stupid about it. There is no objective harm whatsoever, and several benefits.
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Jerking off can cause cuts, too, if not done right. It's no big deal.RogueIce wrote:No harm? I thought they said it could make little cuts back there. Or was I being lied to? You seem to be the expert, Mr Wong, so I'll ask you.Darth Wong wrote:No you couldn't. Some people may have hang-ups about it and might consider it "disgusting" but there is nothing stupid about it. There is no objective harm whatsoever, and several benefits.
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AIDS Ed guy, actually. But then, he WAS saying abstinence is the greatest thing since sliced bread...Darth Wong wrote:You were being lied to, probably by the usual suspects (sexual prudes who try to generate pseudoscientific justifications for their hangups). With the proper use of lube, it's completely safe and causes no harm whatsoever.
Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Re: Had my first cigarette last night
Regular cigarettes are disgusting. I smoke cloves, which aren't quite as disgusting.Vympel wrote:It was wierd. I wasn't breathing it all the way in, just keeping it in the mouth, not all the way down to my lungs- my friend's friend gave me one for 'the image' apparently (we were at a nightclub- Watershed).
You'd be surprised at how easy it is to fall into the addiction, especially if you pick up the habit of bumming one when you and your friends are talking at a bar or club. For a lot of people, the psychological addiction is just as bad as the physical addiction.So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
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Yes, but last time I checked my dick isn't covered in shit when I jerk off. You have to admit though that it is probably very addicting Either way the previous comment was made in jest.Durran Korr wrote:Jerking off can cause cuts, too, if not done right. It's no big deal.RogueIce wrote:No harm? I thought they said it could make little cuts back there. Or was I being lied to? You seem to be the expert, Mr Wong, so I'll ask you.Darth Wong wrote:No you couldn't. Some people may have hang-ups about it and might consider it "disgusting" but there is nothing stupid about it. There is no objective harm whatsoever, and several benefits.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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You can thank the religion-inspired "abstinence-only" sex-ed programs promoted by both Bush and Clinton. They deliberately tell you half-truths and conceal information from you "for your own good", because ignorance is strength. Big Brother loves you.RogueIce wrote:AIDS Ed guy, actually. But then, he WAS saying abstinence is the greatest thing since sliced bread...Darth Wong wrote:You were being lied to, probably by the usual suspects (sexual prudes who try to generate pseudoscientific justifications for their hangups). With the proper use of lube, it's completely safe and causes no harm whatsoever.
Just trust me when I say that I know for a fact that you can cornhole a girl on a regular basis for years without doing any damageLube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
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"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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Well, unless every single refrence you have ever made to anal sex on this board is a lie, I'd say you're a knowledgable source.Darth Wong wrote:Just trust me when I say that I know for a fact that you can cornhole a girl on a regular basis for years without doing any damage
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Last time I checked, my dick isn't covered in shit when I pull it out of my wife's butt either. While it's undoubtedly not clean, and should be washed afterwards, the widespread belief that it will come out visibly covered in shit is utterly without basis in fact. Someone whose butt is so packed full of shit that any intruding object will be covered in it had better go see the doctor immediately.BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Yes, but last time I checked my dick isn't covered in shit when I jerk off.
True, but you know me; I have difficulty allowing false statements to go unchallenged, even when made somewhat in jest.You have to admit though that it is probably very addicting Either way the previous comment was made in jest.
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"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
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Especially when it refers to what is seemingly your favorite sexual action?Darth Wong wrote:True, but you know me; I have difficulty allowing false statements to go unchallenged, even when made somewhat in jest.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight