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Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:Regular cigarettes are disgusting. I smoke cloves, which aren't quite as disgusting.


I started smoking cloves, now look at me. A pack of Marlboros a day.....
A pack? Jesus, I couldn't smoke that much if I wanted to, and I've been going on and off for about 3 years or so. A pack generally lasts me 2-4 weeks.
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Darth Wong wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:You have to admit though that it is probably very addicting :D Either way the previous comment was made in jest.
True, but you know me; I have difficulty allowing false statements to go unchallenged, even when made somewhat in jest.
Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
I think Wong is obsessed with it... :D
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First its cloves, then its cigarettes, then its pot..

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kojikun wrote:First its cloves, then its cigarettes, then its pot..

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It's been cloves, then pot, for me. Shit, I haven't smoked pot in a while.
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BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
Of course it's addictive. All pleasurable things are addictive. But if there's no objective harm, then it doesn't matter. Not like smoking, which is destructive and stupid.
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Hey, is it true a chick farts if you blast her in the ass?
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Durandal wrote:Hey, is it true a chick farts if you blast her in the ass?
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Only afterwards, when she goes to the bathroom and I'm unconscious.
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Darth Wong wrote:Only afterwards, when she goes to the bathroom and I'm unconscious.
Is your unconscious state a result of your pleasure, anal sex itself, or are you one of those guys who just goes to sleep afterwards?
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Darth Wong wrote:
BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
Of course it's addictive. All pleasurable things are addictive. But if there's no objective harm, then it doesn't matter. Not like smoking, which is destructive and stupid.
Keep in mind that I never said that being obsessed with sex is a bad thing. :D
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Darth Wong wrote:Only afterwards, when she goes to the bathroom and I'm unconscious.
Is your unconscious state a result of your pleasure, anal sex itself, or are you one of those guys who just goes to sleep afterwards?
I tend to go to sleep afterwards, usually for about 15-20 minutes or so. I believe this is actually quite common.
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Darth Wong wrote:I tend to go to sleep afterwards, usually for about 15-20 minutes or so. I believe this is actually quite common.
Well yeah, you just sent millions of men onto the battlefield, and they suffered 100% casualties. Your troops need to regroup.
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Sleep right after sex is normal? Maybe it's just my lack of needing a lot of sleep then.
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Frank Hipper wrote:
Durandal wrote:Regular cigarettes are disgusting. I smoke cloves, which aren't quite as disgusting.
I started smoking cloves, now look at me. A pack of Marlboros a day.....
Cloves are worse for you health than cigs, they make your luings bleed.
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I started 3 years ago. Really I don't know why it just happened.
At my 'best times' I smoked up to 15 cigarettes a day.
About half a year ago I stopped and the first few weeks were really difficult, but after some time it calmed down.
(So don't believe smokers who say it's impossible to stop.)
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Never smoked, never will.....

They were the main cause of my grans death....
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My sister tried multiple times to get me hooked on death sticks. She failed miserably. Thank Goddess. Worse, I'm a fucking magnet for cigarette smokers, too. I've never lived in a situation that didn't involve my 24-7 exposure to cigarette smoke, where it be my mom, sister, dad's girlfriend, dumbass roommate, etc etc etc.

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RogueIce wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:You were being lied to, probably by the usual suspects (sexual prudes who try to generate pseudoscientific justifications for their hangups). With the proper use of lube, it's completely safe and causes no harm whatsoever.
AIDS Ed guy, actually. But then, he WAS saying abstinence is the greatest thing since sliced bread... :roll:

Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
I tried it with my last girlfriend, because a large circle of my friends were saying I should. And frankly, I didn't find it all that great. I think vaginal sex feels better. I guess it boils down to preference.
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
I tried it with my last girlfriend, because a large circle of my friends were saying I should. And frankly, I didn't find it all that great. I think vaginal sex feels better. I guess it boils down to preference.
Actually, I prefer the round-the-world approach. In her mouth, then in her pussy, and then in her ass.
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Darth Wong wrote:
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RogueIce wrote:Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
I tried it with my last girlfriend, because a large circle of my friends were saying I should. And frankly, I didn't find it all that great. I think vaginal sex feels better. I guess it boils down to preference.
Actually, I prefer the round-the-world approach. In her mouth, then in her pussy, and then in her ass.
LOL! You could be more degrading though...Pussy, Ass, Mouth... Hahahah! :twisted:

But, I suppose that's not to bad of an idea. At the same time as I said I liked the other better, I didn't say I wasn't opposed to fucking a girl in the ass again. It wasn't un-pleasurable. And I revelled in the fact that she had difficulty cleaning my spouge out of her afterwards. :twisted:
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Vympel wrote: So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
Better question might be why did you try it in the first place? :roll:
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:LOL! You could be more degrading though...Pussy, Ass, Mouth... Hahahah! :twisted:
Ew. That's just stupid. Either you've got to wash 2/3 of the way through, or you're being completely unsanitary and disgusting. What are you going to do for an encore, golden showers and scat? :roll:
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Vympel wrote:It was wierd. I wasn't breathing it all the way in, just keeping it in the mouth, not all the way down to my lungs- my friend's friend gave me one for 'the image' apparently (we were at a nightclub- Watershed).

So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
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Smoking is a horrible habit which I will never, ever try. Not even one.

I wouldn't mind trying out this anal sex, though. :wink:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Smoking is a horrible habit which I will never, ever try. Not even one.

I wouldn't mind trying out this anal sex, though. :wink:
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