A pack? Jesus, I couldn't smoke that much if I wanted to, and I've been going on and off for about 3 years or so. A pack generally lasts me 2-4 weeks.Frank Hipper wrote:Durandal wrote:Regular cigarettes are disgusting. I smoke cloves, which aren't quite as disgusting.
I started smoking cloves, now look at me. A pack of Marlboros a day.....
Had my first cigarette last night
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Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!Darth Wong wrote:True, but you know me; I have difficulty allowing false statements to go unchallenged, even when made somewhat in jest.BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:You have to admit though that it is probably very addicting Either way the previous comment was made in jest.
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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I think Wong is obsessed with it...BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
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It's been cloves, then pot, for me. Shit, I haven't smoked pot in a while.kojikun wrote:First its cloves, then its cigarettes, then its pot..
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Of course it's addictive. All pleasurable things are addictive. But if there's no objective harm, then it doesn't matter. Not like smoking, which is destructive and stupid.BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
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Only afterwards, when she goes to the bathroom and I'm unconscious.Durandal wrote:Hey, is it true a chick farts if you blast her in the ass?
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Is your unconscious state a result of your pleasure, anal sex itself, or are you one of those guys who just goes to sleep afterwards?Darth Wong wrote:Only afterwards, when she goes to the bathroom and I'm unconscious.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Keep in mind that I never said that being obsessed with sex is a bad thing.Darth Wong wrote:Of course it's addictive. All pleasurable things are addictive. But if there's no objective harm, then it doesn't matter. Not like smoking, which is destructive and stupid.BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Ah you have yet to deal with point of how addicting anal sex is, one can become utterly obsessed with it!!
Devolution is quite as natural as evolution, and may be just as pleasing, or even a good deal more pleasing, to God. If the average man is made in God's image, then a man such as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God, and so God may be jealous of him, and eager to see his superiority perish with his bodily frame.
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I tend to go to sleep afterwards, usually for about 15-20 minutes or so. I believe this is actually quite common.RogueIce wrote:Is your unconscious state a result of your pleasure, anal sex itself, or are you one of those guys who just goes to sleep afterwards?Darth Wong wrote:Only afterwards, when she goes to the bathroom and I'm unconscious.
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Well yeah, you just sent millions of men onto the battlefield, and they suffered 100% casualties. Your troops need to regroup.Darth Wong wrote:I tend to go to sleep afterwards, usually for about 15-20 minutes or so. I believe this is actually quite common.
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Cloves are worse for you health than cigs, they make your luings bleed.Frank Hipper wrote:I started smoking cloves, now look at me. A pack of Marlboros a day.....Durandal wrote:Regular cigarettes are disgusting. I smoke cloves, which aren't quite as disgusting.
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I started 3 years ago. Really I don't know why it just happened.
At my 'best times' I smoked up to 15 cigarettes a day.
About half a year ago I stopped and the first few weeks were really difficult, but after some time it calmed down.
(So don't believe smokers who say it's impossible to stop.)
At my 'best times' I smoked up to 15 cigarettes a day.
About half a year ago I stopped and the first few weeks were really difficult, but after some time it calmed down.
(So don't believe smokers who say it's impossible to stop.)
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Never smoked, never will.....
They were the main cause of my grans death....
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I tried it with my last girlfriend, because a large circle of my friends were saying I should. And frankly, I didn't find it all that great. I think vaginal sex feels better. I guess it boils down to preference.RogueIce wrote:AIDS Ed guy, actually. But then, he WAS saying abstinence is the greatest thing since sliced bread...Darth Wong wrote:You were being lied to, probably by the usual suspects (sexual prudes who try to generate pseudoscientific justifications for their hangups). With the proper use of lube, it's completely safe and causes no harm whatsoever.
Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
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Actually, I prefer the round-the-world approach. In her mouth, then in her pussy, and then in her ass.Lord_Xerxes wrote:I tried it with my last girlfriend, because a large circle of my friends were saying I should. And frankly, I didn't find it all that great. I think vaginal sex feels better. I guess it boils down to preference.RogueIce wrote:Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
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LOL! You could be more degrading though...Pussy, Ass, Mouth... Hahahah!Darth Wong wrote:Actually, I prefer the round-the-world approach. In her mouth, then in her pussy, and then in her ass.Lord_Xerxes wrote:I tried it with my last girlfriend, because a large circle of my friends were saying I should. And frankly, I didn't find it all that great. I think vaginal sex feels better. I guess it boils down to preference.RogueIce wrote:Lube, eh? Looks like I have some research to do...damn this inexperience!
But, I suppose that's not to bad of an idea. At the same time as I said I liked the other better, I didn't say I wasn't opposed to fucking a girl in the ass again. It wasn't un-pleasurable. And I revelled in the fact that she had difficulty cleaning my spouge out of her afterwards.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson
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Re: Had my first cigarette last night
Better question might be why did you try it in the first place?Vympel wrote: So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
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Ew. That's just stupid. Either you've got to wash 2/3 of the way through, or you're being completely unsanitary and disgusting. What are you going to do for an encore, golden showers and scat?Lord_Xerxes wrote:LOL! You could be more degrading though...Pussy, Ass, Mouth... Hahahah!
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Re: Had my first cigarette last night
Don't start on that deadly habit. Only fools and grossly uninformed individuals try to sell smoking for the "image." Tell your "friends" who tried to make you smoke, "No thanks."Vympel wrote:It was wierd. I wasn't breathing it all the way in, just keeping it in the mouth, not all the way down to my lungs- my friend's friend gave me one for 'the image' apparently (we were at a nightclub- Watershed).
So why do people do this again? It made my hands stink, my mouth taste funny, and I got nothing good out of it.
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