Which Mythological Figure Would You Hit On?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:01pm

If you were in a bar/in the park/on the beach/whatever and saw all of the figures of mythology there, which one would you make romantic overtures toward? Which God or Goddess, Monster or Monsterette stokes your fire, huh? Huh?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-03-30 08:03pm

Venus.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-03-30 08:04pm

Assuming I'm single and would have even a half-decent shot, I'd go for Freya or Aphrodite. I'm sure someone will bring up Medusa.

XPViking

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-03-30 08:05pm

Gotta go with the 1 the only Fera Norse myth

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-30 08:05pm

Any of the patheon love goddes...but as for normal mortal probably Helen

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-03-30 08:07pm

Are their spoouses also present? I don't know if Vulcan is the jealous type but I certainly don't want to risk pissing him off.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-30 08:08pm

Freya....mmm.....

Though most of the greek godesses come close.....

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:08pm

Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-30 08:09pm

Eris/Discordia

Write kallisti on my dick and go up to her.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:10pm

Actually, XaLEv, if you're going for Eris, you should brag about knowing "Bob". Tell 'er Janus Hypercleats sent ya.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-30 08:11pm

Preferably a single one, or one that won't do something bad to me after I bang her, or make a pass after her.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-30 08:11pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.

Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-30 08:12pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.
Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?

But think of the orgy

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-03-30 08:12pm

Eve or Lillith.

Seriously, Helen, probably, isn't she the supposed to be the most beautiful woman in mythology?

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-30 08:13pm

Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:14pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.
Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?

Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-30 08:15pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Ummm... 'kay, that works.

Me, I'd prefer Freyja; alternately, all the Valkyries simultaneously.
Weren't the Valkyries hags that dumped giant troughs of blood on battlegrounds and wove human intestines on looms? What kind of sick bastard are you?
Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!

Something always about that image is sexy...I dunno why but it is.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-30 08:16pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there

Yeah. She was hot and horny enough. I'd go for her.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-30 08:17pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!

And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-30 08:19pm

Stormbringer wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there
Yeah. She was hot and horny enough. I'd go for her.

Yes... Freyja (homer simpson sound) ... I'd bang her like a rusty gong...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 08:57pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:Freya was the slut of the norse pantheon anyway IIRC.....she even got it on with dwarves....so we'd all stand a chance there

I don't know about me... I think Dwarves may outclass me.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-03-30 09:07pm

XaLEv wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!
And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg

EWW! HUT PORN!

meNNis · Post by **meNNis** » 2003-03-30 09:07pm

Athena, man. I like it Rough.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-03-30 09:14pm

Straha wrote:
XaLEv wrote:And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg
EWW! HUT PORN!

Hutt snuff porn! EEEEK!

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-03-30 09:27pm

XPViking wrote: I'm sure someone will bring up Medusa.

Before Pallus Athena turned her into the form everybody knows of today, she was very beautiful woman.

For Aphrodite, you're going to get laid if you're somebody she tooken a fancy to.