Had my first cigarette last night

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-03-30 04:06pm

never tried smoking. the second hand smoke has a nice scent to it tho. brings back child hood memories.

being in a room thats stained in it tho is unpleasant - like walking through smog.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 05:01pm

Durandal wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:I tend to go to sleep afterwards, usually for about 15-20 minutes or so. I believe this is actually quite common.
Well yeah, you just sent millions of men onto the battlefield, and they suffered 100% casualties. Your troops need to regroup.

You have a point there...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-30 06:25pm

I really don't see what's so great about smoking, and I probably never will do it. If you're going ot destroy your lungsand make yourself smell bad, do with class and puff a cigar.

And since we're having a debate about anal sex too, I'd like to know what "scat" is, since it was mentioned.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-30 06:26pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: And since we're having a debate about anal sex too, I'd like to know what "scat" is, since it was mentioned.

Shit-play, generally.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 06:28pm

XaLEv wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: And since we're having a debate about anal sex too, I'd like to know what "scat" is, since it was mentioned.
Shit-play, generally.

That sounds, well, um, disgusting is what comes to mind...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-30 06:29pm

XaLEv wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: And since we're having a debate about anal sex too, I'd like to know what "scat" is, since it was mentioned.
Shit-play, generally.

Don't forget the Dirty Sanchez.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-30 06:32pm

Durandal wrote: Don't forget the Dirty Sanchez.

Of course not. Who could?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 06:34pm

XaLEv wrote:
Durandal wrote: Don't forget the Dirty Sanchez.
Of course not. Who could?

Do I even want to know?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-30 06:35pm

RogueIce wrote:
XaLEv wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: And since we're having a debate about anal sex too, I'd like to know what "scat" is, since it was mentioned.
Shit-play, generally.
That sounds, well, um, disgusting is what comes to mind...

Same here. I'm sure there are some people who enjoy having shit smeared all over themselves. Whenever I get a little ship on my fingers when wiping my ass, I immediately go to the sink and rinse my hand for about a minute or two.

Also, what's "Dirty Sanchez"? Some Mexican dude?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-03-30 06:37pm

Dirty Sanchez? Oh lord, that's just disgusting. Same with the Necktie...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 06:50pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Dirty Sanchez? Oh lord, that's just disgusting. Same with the Necktie...

Necktie? You mean there's more of this??

What kind of sick fucks are in this world anyway?!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-30 06:52pm

RogueIce wrote: Necktie? You mean there's more of this??

What kind of sick fucks are in this world anyway?!

http://www.saviodsilva.net/r/ss82.htm
http://www.ifyouseekay.com/jokes/DS-XXX.htm

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-30 06:53pm

neoolong wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Smoking is a horrible habit which I will never, ever try. Not even one.

I wouldn't mind trying out this anal sex, though.
Go to prison and you'll get as much as you want.

Giving, not getting. And with a female partner.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 06:54pm

XaLEv wrote:
RogueIce wrote: Necktie? You mean there's more of this??

What kind of sick fucks are in this world anyway?!
http://www.saviodsilva.net/r/ss82.htm
http://www.ifyouseekay.com/jokes/DS-XXX.htm

For the sake of my sanity, I don't think I'll go there.

I won't even ask how/why you know these sites.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-30 07:01pm

Hmm....
Scat - Sex involving shit
Ska - music that is.....

Well, lets see....
As related to this ongoing talk....
Coughs can be fun.....and hm.....I'm told bacon on a string can be intresting though I've not tried it myself.....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-30 07:01pm

RogueIce wrote:For the sake of my sanity, I don't think I'll go there.

I won't even ask how/why you know these sites.

Ahh, come on. It's not too bad.

I found those sites searching for the definition of one of those things. Donkey punch, maybe.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-03-30 07:06pm

A lot of those terms are bullshit. Nobody knows what they mean unless they've gone to one of these lists and you can tell a lot of them have been made up by people who have never actually tried any of this stuff, because so many of them won't work.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-30 07:21pm

I dont know of any definition....but I've found through careful investigation, that coughs can be fun....thanks to the clenching of muscles inherent......this applies to both standard and anal.....

And as for the bacon thing, it relates to the gag reflex....which can have some intresting results with anal sex.....

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 08:52pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:I dont know of any definition....but I've found through careful investigation, that coughs can be fun....thanks to the clenching of muscles inherent......this applies to both standard and anal.....

And as for the bacon thing, it relates to the gag reflex....which can have some intresting results with anal sex.....

*shudder*

Must...shut down...imagination...

Gah! Mental image! Bastard!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-30 09:04pm

*bows*
One does try ones best.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 09:27pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:*bows*
One does try ones best.

Sah, you 'ave eahned mah graaavehst revenge!

*takes off gloves, slaps Keevan with it*

Take that!

(No TGODinG! That WAS my revenge!

)

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-30 09:31pm

Remember, I'm the one with the swords....careful with the glove things....wouldnt want any duel type misunderstandings

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-30 09:54pm

I smoke now because I enjoy it. When I started, it was a way to help settle my nerves and get my thoughts in order (I still do most of my most productive thinking with a cigarette in hand). It's a bad habit, but I've never gotten above a pack every three or four days, so it's manageable.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-03-30 10:00pm

Interesting how a thread can go from a man smoking his first cigarette to anal intercourse to scat fetishism.

I think smokes are overrated by both the for- and against- parties involved. It's a personal choice. I hardly ever touch cigarettes, though when I do smoke them I find it...interesting. Nothing worth get addictied to or throwing a hissy fit ala U.S. Government over, however.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-03-30 10:02pm

UltraViolence83 wrote:Interesting how a thread can go from a man smoking his first cigarette to anal intercourse to scat fetishism.

This is SD.Net, y'know...