Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

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Tell me your PUNishing fighting style.

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Deja Fu - A style based around flowing moves, tiny shuffling steps, rhythmic kata and blatant cheating of cause and effect. Performed by an expert, you can get literally knocked into next week.


Akidon't - A martial art based around never losing, by never fighting. The most accomplished practitioners can slide through a riot, not even ducking punches as people trip, pause or otherwise hesitate long enough to see themselves through an outside observer, and feel pretty silly.
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Skunk Poo - The fine art of projectile excretion. Most enemies flee in panic as soon as you get on your hands.

Carat-eh' - Female vs female fighting style that involves bedazzling your enemies by showing off the ring your man proposed with. Long-time practicioners usually develop tinnitus, though, due to the very vocal initial reaction of most victims.
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Nocan-do - Is a martial art in which you never involve yourself in a fight no matter the opponent. No matter how badly the opponent wants to fight you, you'll always find a way out and deny a fight just by talking.

Bullshit-su - The art of bluffing your way through a fight and win by either defeating you opponent through sheer BS or if the opponent is too strong by running away.
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Horrogami - the art of folding skin, often leaving the loser looking a little like a frog, crane or crumpled balloon.
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Ju-do: style involving grips and throws using prehensile hair.
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Mav-cravat - your anachronistic neck-wear is so stunning the opponent loses interest in fighting and instead begins fawning.
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Neat Clean Do - You can tidy up any opponent with this series of sweeps and submission folds.

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Krav MAGA - It's just the best martial arts. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. For use on bad hombres.
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Kat-rate. Useful martial art,useless against Bats
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Kung F-U: Your opponent is disarmed by a barrage of belittlement.

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Troll Shido. You get them so angry with taunts they lose their cool and make mistakes, thus allowing you to win.
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A-kid-o: You trick your opponents into thinking it's all a joke, before hitting them in the crotch.
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Being Batman. You win by default
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Show-Dokan: Just show up looking like a degenerate kid. They don't expect you to open the can right up after that.

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Side note: Is it wrong that I think fighting is really funny? It's sort of my position than the concussions have been worth it. Most of 'em deserved what they got.

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Jew-do: Someone being a schmuck, denying the Holocaust? Flip'em on his tuchus!
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HEP Ki Do: Turns you HEP A into a weapon. Open a vein, spray, they go away.
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OFF FIST WORK: like older styles built around peasent tools like rice flails, this style is built around deft use of pins, staplers and stacks of paper.

PEDALATTE : rare style for fighting from the bicyle saddle against mounted and grounded opponents.
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