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I have reached the penacle of denizens. The great Lord Wong has bestowed upon me the title of 'American Warlord'. The respect has just risen many notches.

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Cal Wright wrote:I have reached the penacle of denizens. The great Lord Wong has bestowed upon me the title of 'American Warlord'. The respect has just risen many notches.

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Hah, congratulations. :D
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The Great Leader of the HAB and the Dark Templar of the Sith offers his congratulations.
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Congrachee-lashuns. The Overfiend of the Superego is pleased to see his influence over humankind manifest itself.
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Congrats (+1)
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I am American. My way is to wage war over thine enemies in that the people may live in peace and order may be brought to the lands. Those that oppose my rule shall be met with an iron fist. Behold, the Empire! All hail Lord Wong! Hail Lord Wong!

I await further orders, my Lord.

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Jadeite wrote:Congrats (+1)
*smite*

Apparently someone missed the whole WARLORD part of my title. That means all forms of spam will be met with the utmost prejuidice. Go ahead fools, flinch. I dare you. :twisted:

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Congrats dude.

PS, who changed your name?
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Why our Lord, Mike Wong. I decided that since the authorities of the Dark Guard are not here to keep a leash on my activiities, that I needed to police myself in the only way I could. So I had to drop the honourific title.

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Mike did. Who else?
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Pah!

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Ah, my people have thier eyes on you my yound lad. With the reigns of a superior commander tossed from my neck, I am no free to persue what I shall deem, 'targets of opportunity'. Prepare to be oppressed.

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*glances at post count, then title*
Only 200 more to go. :)

Bah, I cant even think of what my title would be (if I even asked for one).
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How about becoming my 'Wright Hand'. That's it! I have chosen my 'Wright Hand' man!!!

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Man, that's lame.

Incidentally, I've gotten my title! *Ewok dance of joy*
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Cal Wright wrote:How about becoming my 'Wright Hand'. That's it! I have chosen my 'Wright Hand' man!!!
Intriguing....
Or "American Warlord Junior". :)
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There can be only one...

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Congrats from the great american Wilderness
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Your support as always, is appreciated. Definitely to our posters on this thread thus far.

p.s. Iggy too. Heh. Think I missed ya! Don't worry Stravo. LoL. There's too many of us to post. LoL. Let's rock and roll guys!!!
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Congrats, Cal. :wink:
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Cal Wright wrote:There can be only one...
New Zealand Warlord? :D
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Captain tycho wrote:*glances at post count, then title*
Only 200 more to go. :)

Bah, I cant even think of what my title would be (if I even asked for one).
You need quallity posts too...

<Goes to make some contributing posts> :P

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Cal Wright wrote:I have reached the penacle of denizens. The great Lord Wong has bestowed upon me the title of 'American Warlord'. The respect has just risen many notches.

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Yes, they will be giving each of your contestants a rifle, a pick-up truck, a box of ammo, and drop them each in the Iraqi desert. The first one to bring back OBL gets $50,000,000.
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Congrats (+1)
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*smite*
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I was only pointing out that this congrats thread is another excuse to spam (+1 BTW :lol: )
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