Which Mythological Figure Would You Hit On?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-30 09:29pm

Hmm, Amasutra....

hey, a single mom with serious back.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-03-30 09:46pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hmm, Amasutra....

hey, a single mom with serious back.

Well there is Gaia.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-03-31 12:04am

For me it would be Amaterasu the japanese sun goddess.
or
Brigit the celtic(Irish) goddess of fire and poetry

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-03-31 12:07am

Hmm. She wasn't mythical, but I'd go for Cleopatra. A Warlord deserves the Queen of the Nile. Behold our power, and bow before me. Muwhahahaha.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-31 12:13am

Hmm...Artemis. Hey, if Orion could pull it off, so can I!

Seriously though, I'd have to go for Eris. I have to respect the goddess who started the Trojan War!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-03-31 12:23am

Prometheus. Greek demi-god in bondage. Mmmmmm.

And for you masochistic mother-Earth lovers out there, how about Coatlicue? What a woman!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-31 12:27am

Rubberanvil wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hmm, Amasutra....

hey, a single mom with serious back.
Well there is Gaia.

Yeah, but the Japanese goddess of Sun and all of creation, was much tougher then Gaia. Even after getting raped by the lord of Chaos and the Moon, lady Sun Still fought back, and with her weapons and her children.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-31 12:31am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Rubberanvil wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Hmm, Amasutra....

hey, a single mom with serious back.
Well there is Gaia.
Yeah, but the Japanese goddess of Sun and all of creation, was much tougher then Gaia. Even after getting raped by the lord of Chaos and the Moon, lady Sun Still fought back, and with her weapons and her children.

Amasutra? Don't you mean Amaterasu?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-31 12:40am

Yes, my spelling SUCKS as always

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-03-31 01:01am

Frank Hipper wrote:Prometheus. Greek demi-god in bondage. Mmmmmm.

And for you masochistic mother-Earth lovers out there, how about Coatlicue? What a woman!

Hot Damn!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-03-31 04:45am

Nemesis or Nyx.

Hey, Aphrodite just wouldn't be a challenge!

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-03-31 04:47am

If it's a challenge you want, you might try Athena as well.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-03-31 04:49am

Perinquus wrote:If it's a challenge you want, you might try Athena as well.

Or Artemis, if I really wanted to die horribly.

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-03-31 06:30am

innerbrat wrote:
Perinquus wrote:If it's a challenge you want, you might try Athena as well.
Or Artemis, if I really wanted to die horribly.

Just ask poor Actaeon, if you can find all the bits of him.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-03-31 06:37am

Raxmei wrote:Are their spoouses also present? I don't know if Vulcan is the jealous type but I certainly don't want to risk pissing him off.

I don't recall him doing anything when Venus had two kids with Mars.

I also think he tried to hit on Minerva.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-03-31 10:38am

Imagine the pickup lines:

To Artemis: "You can hunt me any day"
To Athena: "Mind if I stare at your aegis?"
To Hera: "That Zeus is unfaithful, I'm a lot more trustworthy

"
To Aphrodite: "If you can do it with Hephaestus, why not me?"
To Freyja: "I always dig women in mail, and out of mail too"
To Skadi, Gerd, etc.: "Hey ice-babe, wanna thaw out sometime?"
To Hathor: "You can make a cow look sexy"
To any random cat goddess: "Mrow!"

Of course, you'd have to buy smiting insurance first...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-31 10:43am

And for those who are really confused there is Loki....

He had a lot of kids....with a lot of different folk.....though you can be certain they were his....

Shapeshifting can take transexual to an entire new level.......

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-31 10:57am

Keevan_Colton wrote:And for those who are really confused there is Loki....

He had a lot of kids....with a lot of different folk.....though you can be certain they were his....

Shapeshifting can take transexual to an entire new level.......

GAGH

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-31 11:01am

Succubus.

Demon wings and devil horns? That's just kinki.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-31 11:03am

Don't ask, long story, the Dark Lady.

Then again... Succubus...

[looks at avatar] Can I have one of them?

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-31 11:10am

verilon wrote:Don't ask, long story, the Dark Lady.

Then again... Succubus...

[looks at avatar] Can I have one of them?

You mean incubi, the male version.

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-03-31 11:43am

Isis

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-03-31 12:04pm

Yuri Prime wrote:Isis

She'd never leave Osiris.

She'd also have her son hunt you down and torture you to death.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-03-31 12:14pm

Zoink wrote:
verilon wrote:Don't ask, long story, the Dark Lady.

Then again... Succubus...

[looks at avatar] Can I have one of them?

You mean incubi, the male version.

Unlike most others, I think seduction demons are actually straight...

But there might be some queer incubi: worth a try, I mean, what are they going to do if you piss them off? Seduce you? That's what you want them to do

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-03-31 12:26pm

Hercules. Or knowing my old guy fetish, Zeus.