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my soul is pawned to

chaos
11
28%
shiva
2
5%
lucifer
13
33%
cthulhu
10
26%
jack chick
3
8%
 
Total votes: 39

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Post by Enforcer Talen »

assuming they are real, who would you work for?
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Chick, he admits to using communist tactics.
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Post by Durandal »

If I vote for Cthulhu, he might let my pitiful life linger on for a bit longer before he eats me. :D
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Although Shiva is actually just Kali's "bitch" the piping dancer of Chaos has a lot of class. Although he's not really evil per-say. For one he keeps a much greater evil occupied. (Ain't Marriage Wonderful)
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

wow, neck and neck, with chaos and chick lagging.
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Post by Captain Cyran »

Since I'm already Chaos, I think I'll work for chaos...it should work out very well.
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The Morning Star. :twisted:
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Post by UltraViolence83 »

Lucifer, The Bringer of Light. Don't see what's so evil about the fellow, unless this is from a Christian perspective.

I needed to choose him anyway, as I'm Left-Hand Path. :twisted:
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I am my own evil deity.
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Post by Queeb Salaron »

Either I'm the only one who knows who Jack Chick is, or else I'm the only one who found it funny enough to vote for it. :D
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Post by XaLEv »

I think I'll go with that dude with the flashlight. Seems like an ok guy.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Let's see... Jack Chick is the only one that actually exists, so I could work for him I don't want to take chances and end up working for nobody.

However, that would be painful, so I'll say Cthulhu, which might keep me from being eaten, or whatever he does to people.
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Queeb Salaron wrote:Either I'm the only one who knows who Jack Chick is, or else I'm the only one who found it funny enough to vote for it. :D
Oh, we know who he is. And most of us absolutely hate the fucker.
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Lucifer. He gave men knowledge.
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Post by Sriad »

Lucifer. Because
A: Has the best comic book among choices and
B: Hell is really just Heaven for "evil" people.
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Post by InnerBrat »

I went for Ronnie, myself.
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I believe Soak does yogurts too right? :P
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Surrender to the Hordes of Chaos!!
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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

Chulhu. That way I can cast nifty spells and lose my sanity(as if I had any) and be a raving lunatic.
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Post by salm »

cthuluh for having the best name and for looking really cool.
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Post by Queeb Salaron »

IG-88E wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Either I'm the only one who knows who Jack Chick is, or else I'm the only one who found it funny enough to vote for it. :D
Oh, we know who he is. And most of us absolutely hate the fucker.
As well it should be. The man is Lucifer incarnate.
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Cthulhu, no rival to him... Except maybe Azathoth.
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Post by Zoink »

Shiva's the babe with 6 arms right? I'll vote for that one, on that basis.
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Post by Darth Gojira »

Zoink wrote:Shiva's the babe with 6 arms right? I'll vote for that one, on that basis.
Shiva is a guy, like the other big two. You must be thinking of his equally militant wife Devi(Kali is her most violent avatar)
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Lucifer isn't really evil, God just had the better PR people.
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