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Forget Phelps, Falwell and Robertson. this is as scary as they get. :shock:


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don't even ask wrote:Are you saying that all of the moral laws of the Old Testament are applicable to modern society? What about Old Testament laws that require stoning, such as Exodus 21:17, "And he who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death."

The question about incorrigible children is a common one. The so-called "harshness" of this punishment is often posed to refute the idea of theonomy as the basis for civil law. However, I know that this law and its punishment under the Old Covenant was just because God is just. Therefore, I ask, what has changed under the New Covenant so that the law and its punishment are now unjust? Has God changed? No! Has the Law changed? Jesus said: Not one jot! Therefore I ask: Why not now? Perhaps the problem is with us and not with the law?

However, I will attempt to explain this. We are talking about incorrigibility here. Cursing one's parents does not mean simply swearing. What is implied here is far more serious. Incorrigibility would be required to be proven before the local civil elders before the child could be executed. It would need to be demonstrated that the child is out of control and will not obey his parents even when the most serious punishment -- death -- is threatened.

In the United States of America, in this century, there were laws on the books in some states that said that a thief could be put to death for repeat offenses. This goes beyond what the Bible prescribes, but we see the same principle at work -- capital punishment for incorrigibility.

Rebellion against one's parents is listed together with the most heinous crimes in Romans. In this case, if he persisted in his rebellion against God, it would be the responsibility of the civil elders to deal with him. Isn't it likely that such a rebel would ultimately be put on trial for some other capital offense and be put to death?

The family is one of God's governmental units. Rebellion against the government is commensurate to treason. Today, we have no problem with seeing treason against the civil government as a capital crime. The problem is that we have a low view of the family today. The family is actually a higher form of government than the state and deserves greater protection. Rebellion against the family is an expression of rebellion against God's first established form of government and therefore against God himself.

Capital crimes against the family include rebellion to parents, homosexuality and adultery. Sound harsh? Then what you are saying, in effect, is that God is harsh and that treason against the family is "not as bad" as treason against the state.
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Stone them. :D
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Well, if they don't shut down their website on Sundays we can STONE THEM TO DEATH.(Exodus 35:2, Numbers 15:32-36)
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Homosexuality is a capital offense. Right. :roll:

Too bad it actually doesn't say that in the Bible.
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neoolong wrote:Homosexuality is a capital offense. Right. :roll:

Too bad it actually doesn't say that in the Bible.
Yes it does.
  • Leviticus 20:13

    "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death."
This is why Old Testament laws are unacceptable.
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Darth Wong wrote:
neoolong wrote:Homosexuality is a capital offense. Right. :roll:

Too bad it actually doesn't say that in the Bible.
Yes it does.
  • Leviticus 20:13

    "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death."
This is why Old Testament laws are unacceptable.
Not quite. If you look at the originals ie, not the standard translations, it's different.
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neoolong wrote:Not quite. If you look at the originals ie, not the standard translations, it's different.
Not that it matters much since Judeo-Christian interpretations of the Bible are usually based on KJV or NIV so they are as real as the Bible gets in this country, but what did the "originals" say?
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neoolong wrote:Not quite. If you look at the originals ie, not the standard translations, it's different.
You speak Aramaic and Hebrew?
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Darth Wong wrote:
neoolong wrote:Not quite. If you look at the originals ie, not the standard translations, it's different.
Not that it matters much since Judeo-Christian interpretations of the Bible are usually based on KJV or NIV so they are as real as the Bible gets in this country, but what did the "originals" say?
True.

Originally it varies a bit. Something about homosexual temple(I think it's not Christian temple) prostitution being a bad thing, not emphasizing the homosexual aspect of it, with a literal translation being something like two guys shouldn't have sex on a woman's bed, or in today's terms, don't be homosexual on a woman's bed, it's wrong. Not that homosexuality itself is bad. I'll have to dig up the exact reference on that, but that's the gist of it.
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Illuminatus Primus wrote:
neoolong wrote:Not quite. If you look at the originals ie, not the standard translations, it's different.
You speak Aramaic and Hebrew?
No, I looked it up after it was mentioned here before.
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Darth Wong wrote:
neoolong wrote:Homosexuality is a capital offense. Right. :roll:

Too bad it actually doesn't say that in the Bible.
Yes it does.
  • Leviticus 20:13

    "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death."
This is why Old Testament laws are unacceptable.
You notice Mike that in that statement it doesn't say if a man lies with a woman as one lies with a man....

So I guess we're scott free there.
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neoolong wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
neoolong wrote:Not quite. If you look at the originals ie, not the standard translations, it's different.
You speak Aramaic and Hebrew?
No, I looked it up after it was mentioned here before.
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http://www.totse.com/en/religion/christ ... obibl.html - Ah, there's a copy of some of his writings here.
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Typical fundies. They spout all the crap about laws, and how the world would be a better place and all that while forgetting the whole "Love thy neighbour" part. First thing they want to do is execute people. And kids, for heavens sake! Forget "Thy shalt not kill", these people obviously think its just a suggestion!

I always think it's funny how they put "Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Protestents" As if Catholics are soething else. Maybe I just take it personally as I'm a Catholic. :)
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fgalkin wrote:Forget Phelps, Falwell and Robertson. this is as scary as they get. :shock: D
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6. Are you saying that all of the moral laws of the Old Testament are applicable to modern society? What about Old Testament laws that require stoning, such as Exodus 21:17, "And he who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death."

The question about incorrigible children is a common one. The so-called "harshness" of this punishment is often posed to refute the idea of theonomy as the basis for civil law. However, I know that this law and its punishment under the Old Covenant was just because God is just. Therefore, I ask, what has changed under the New Covenant so that the law and its punishment are now unjust? Has God changed? No! Has the Law changed? Jesus said: Not one jot! Therefore I ask: Why not now? Perhaps the problem is with us and not with the law?

However, I will attempt to explain this. We are talking about incorrigibility here. Cursing one's parents does not mean simply swearing. What is implied here is far more serious. Incorrigibility would be required to be proven before the local civil elders before the child could be executed. It would need to be demonstrated that the child is out of control and will not obey his parents even when the most serious punishment -- death -- is threatened.

In the United States of America, in this century, there were laws on the books in some states that said that a thief could be put to death for repeat offenses. This goes beyond what the Bible prescribes, but we see the same principle at work -- capital punishment for incorrigibility.

Rebellion against one's parents is listed together with the most heinous crimes in Romans. In this case, if he persisted in his rebellion against God, it would be the responsibility of the civil elders to deal with him. Isn't it likely that such a rebel would ultimately be put on trial for some other capital offense and be put to death?

The family is one of God's governmental units. Rebellion against the government is commensurate to treason. Today, we have no problem with seeing treason against the civil government as a capital crime. The problem is that we have a low view of the family today. The family is actually a higher form of government than the state and deserves greater protection. Rebellion against the family is an expression of rebellion against God's first established form of government and therefore against God himself.

Capital crimes against the family include rebellion to parents, homosexuality and adultery. Sound harsh? Then what you are saying, in effect, is that God is harsh and that treason against the family is "not as bad" as treason against the state.
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
neoolong wrote:Homosexuality is a capital offense. Right. :roll:

Too bad it actually doesn't say that in the Bible.
Yes it does.
  • Leviticus 20:13

    "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death."
This is why Old Testament laws are unacceptable.
You notice Mike that in that statement it doesn't say if a man lies with a woman as one lies with a man....

So I guess we're scott free there.
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6. Are you saying that all of the moral laws of the Old Testament are applicable to modern society? What about Old Testament laws that require stoning, such as Exodus 21:17, "And he who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death."

The question about incorrigible children is a common one. The so-called "harshness" of this punishment is often posed to refute the idea of theonomy as the basis for civil law. However, I know that this law and its punishment under the Old Covenant was just because God is just. Therefore, I ask, what has changed under the New Covenant so that the law and its punishment are now unjust? Has God changed? No! Has the Law changed? Jesus said: Not one jot! Therefore I ask: Why not now? Perhaps the problem is with us and not with the law?

However, I will attempt to explain this. We are talking about incorrigibility here. Cursing one's parents does not mean simply swearing. What is implied here is far more serious. Incorrigibility would be required to be proven before the local civil elders before the child could be executed. It would need to be demonstrated that the child is out of control and will not obey his parents even when the most serious punishment -- death -- is threatened.

In the United States of America, in this century, there were laws on the books in some states that said that a thief could be put to death for repeat offenses. This goes beyond what the Bible prescribes, but we see the same principle at work -- capital punishment for incorrigibility.

Rebellion against one's parents is listed together with the most heinous crimes in Romans. In this case, if he persisted in his rebellion against God, it would be the responsibility of the civil elders to deal with him. Isn't it likely that such a rebel would ultimately be put on trial for some other capital offense and be put to death?

The family is one of God's governmental units. Rebellion against the government is commensurate to treason. Today, we have no problem with seeing treason against the civil government as a capital crime. The problem is that we have a low view of the family today. The family is actually a higher form of government than the state and deserves greater protection. Rebellion against the family is an expression of rebellion against God's first established form of government and therefore against God himself.

Capital crimes against the family include rebellion to parents, homosexuality and adultery. Sound harsh? Then what you are saying, in effect, is that God is harsh and that treason against the family is "not as bad" as treason against the state.
Does this vaguely remind anyone else of Pat Buchanan's views on torture? Arguments like, "It was ok a long time ago, so why isn't it ok now?" and "If you can kill a bank robber, why can't you viciously maim a jaywalker?"
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:roll:
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Fucking assholes. Stone a fucking kid when they disobey their parents. :x
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Hmm...

[/pacifism] [Killjoy from "It"]

Stoning is too good for those fuckers. If you REALLY want to get back at them, tie them to a table, and take a acetyline (sp?) torch to every inch of their flesh until they pass out. Then when they wake up again, resume.

You could even get a bunch of PETA people and force them to watch, and explain as you were ruthlessly frying this pathetic excuse for a human being that frying the surface of the skin provides a rich texture while sealing the juices into the meat for a delicate, tender taste. And acetyline gives the flesh a pungent aftertaste, too, similar to hickory-smoking a rack of beef ribs.

Reminds me of a scene from that terrible movie "Vulgar" where the guy lights his torch and looks at his victim and says, "This is how I kiss. And I'm gonna kiss you all over."

[/"A Clockwork Orange" meets "Misery"]

[Pacifism] That would be true justice, though horrible.
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Truly sad. Guess I need to be stoned to death for arguing with my parents.
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dont forget intent equals deed, and adultery is death. ever fantasized about a chick? time to die!
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