A disturbing theory about ST weapons figures

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-08-27 03:43pm

i like that 198915 Other Classes, where did he get that from, his underwear when he woke up this morning

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-08-27 04:54pm

I like how he claims DS2 was complete.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-27 05:07pm

I like how he claims DS2 was complete.

Fresh bought of Laugher coming, Lungs collapsing due to low pressure

Patrick Ogaard · Post by **Patrick Ogaard** » 2002-08-27 05:40pm

NecronLord wrote:Get this, he establishes the location and size of the Star wars galaxy aby using E.T. Yes ET the extra terrestrial!

therefore he is admitting that SW hyperdrive can reach the federation.

Where did you lot unearth this prehistoric minute brained animal?

Well, I was trying to find some stats on SW and ST ships, and so I used Google ...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-27 05:48pm

He also uses E.T. in the Senate as proof of a small galaxy! He also uses some EU stats, but not others that would be a kick in the nads to his weak arguments.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-08-27 06:20pm

let me ask you guys a question, Is there such a thing in ST as turbo phasers?

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-27 06:41pm

I've always wondered what it's like to live in your own little world like that, totally oblivious to reality.

Smalleyjedi · Post by **Smalleyjedi** » 2002-08-27 07:05pm

note.....most sf scale weapons are given 200 watts each....but the Droid fighter is only given TEN WATTS per gun. That really is a glorified lightbuld...a small one. Forty watts total? Why dont we just put a damn halogen beam on the front?

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-27 07:10pm

[rabid Trekkie]YOUR PUNY EMPIRE IS NO MATCH FOR OUR 400,000 SHIPS WITH SUPER DUPER HYPER PHASERS!!!!!![/rabid Trekkie]

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2002-08-27 07:14pm

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-08-27 07:39pm

I'm sorry, but this simply cannot be real. I refuse to believe it.

Luke Starkiller · Post by **Luke Starkiller** » 2002-08-27 08:03pm

Have you looked at his 'scale' drawings of the ST ships, apparently Voayger, the Defiant and every other ship prior to the Enterpries B can fit inside the nacelles of the E-D. Oh, and the E-E is bigger than DS9

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-08-27 08:15pm

The only thing that really worries me about the microscopic universe theory. If I boil water or Bake bread am I guilty of Genocide on an upprecedented scale.....

nah!

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-08-27 08:39pm

400 watt guns.

Does that moron know thats a few directed light bulbs?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-27 08:51pm

*Prodedes to Shoot Down TIES with a Halogon Flash Light

*Uses Taser to blow up Planets, After all it puts out more power than the DS

*Blasts parts out of walls with his trusty Keychain Flashlight

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-08-27 08:57pm

I just hope he isn't serious, i was looking over his site and i was in awe of the stupidity. Maybe he is using the wattage for the actual models used in the movie (you know the light bulbs in side the model or something like that)... other than that i dont know what to think

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-08-27 08:59pm

The lights seen on Star Destroyers apparently outgun it's TLs...

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2002-08-27 09:36pm

Patrick Ogaard wrote:But ...

I have it on good authority that the heaviest guns of an ISD have a mighty 2 kilowatts of power output.

Here's the URL:

http://home.att.net/~tomjlee/starwars/index.html

The site appears to neatly sum up a great number of standard means of boosting ST over SW, including implying that the DS superlaser is a primitive antiproton weapon that disrupts the electromagnetic coherence of target planets, as well as stating that the SW galaxy is a small satellite galaxy of a dwarf galaxy.

Each time I think I have seen the height of stupidity, something like this pops up, LOL

Ender · Post by **Ender** » 2002-08-27 09:47pm

2 points:

1) Can we draw this guy out into a debate? I don't want to flame and squish him like we are doing here or like we did to DarkStar; I am honest to God curious where this all came from. Is this an attempt to create a false site to honk off the debators like "portal" was? Is this site suppossed to serve as a sprign board for his own RPG Game or something? Is it honest to God what he believes? (In which case I want to know how he came up with the numbers) I would be happy to debate him, if only on a 1on1 basis via email.

2) If this is infact what he believes is the real situation, does it perhaps indicate the need for a new level of moron, something beyond Village Idiot?

Vapthorne · Post by **Vapthorne** » 2002-08-27 09:49pm

"Note: Perhaps the Milky Way Galaxy of Star Trek is the very same one as the one in E.T., with the events of SW4 overlapping (via the wormhole) the year 2277 AD, eight years after the end of Kirk's first five-year mission on the Starship Enterprise (just as in RL). John Knoll, the Episode 1 Visual Effects Supervisor, stated on page 21 in issue 48 of the "Star Wars Insider" that there are two Millennium Falcon-standard Corellian YT-1300s battling the Borg Queen's Cube in "Star Trek: First Contact" - and it has been reported that numerous Star Wars ships were found in Surplus Depot Zed-15 in "Unification""

LOL!

I haven't seen too much (need to preserve them braincells), however this has to be the funniest part. He thinks the Star Wars and Star Trek universe are actually connected through some sort of canon. And he even believes that the Federation has extra-galactic capabiles.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-08-27 09:50pm

Look, something this stupid could not possibly design a website, let alone one with frames.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2002-08-27 09:54pm

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:400 watt guns.

Does that moron know thats a few directed light bulbs?

Does that mean the armor of an ISD is made from aluminum foil?

Imperial Federation · Post by **Imperial Federation** » 2002-08-27 09:57pm

ISD Captain: Good God, they're pointing their flashlights at us! RETREAT!!

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2002-08-27 09:58pm

has anyone emailed him yet? I don't think that we should all to it at once and scare him off. I wouldn't mind asking him a few questions. Anyone else

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2002-08-27 10:02pm

theheap wrote:has anyone emailed him yet? I don't think that we should all to it at once and scare him off. I wouldn't mind asking him a few questions. Anyone else

Cmdrwilkens of ASVS has e-mailed him. We're waiting for the response.