Muhahahah Ph3r the American EMPIRE!

N&P: Discuss governments, nations, politics and recent related news here.

Moderators: Alyrium Denryle, Edi, K. A. Pital

Post Reply
User avatar
MKSheppard
Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
Ruthless Genocidal Warmonger
Posts: 29842
Joined: 2002-07-06 06:34pm

Muhahahah Ph3r the American EMPIRE!

Post by MKSheppard »

Image
Kanadar, Afghanistan

*RABID PEACENIK MODE=ON*


MORE PROOF THIS 'WAR ON TERROR' IS BEING FOUGHT FOR AMERICAN
CORPORATE INTERESTS!!!!!! BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINA...2()*#@&($#

*RABID PEACENIK MODE=OFF*
"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

"The present air situation in the Pacific is entirely the result of fighting a fifth rate air power." - U.S. Navy Memo - 24 July 1944
Top
User avatar
Joe
Space Cowboy
Posts: 17314
Joined: 2002-08-22 09:58pm
Location: Wishing I was in Athens, GA

Re: Muhahahah Ph3r the American EMPIRE!

Post by Joe »

MKSheppard wrote:Image
Kanadar, Afghanistan

*RABID PEACENIK MODE=ON*


MORE PROOF THIS 'WAR ON TERROR' IS BEING FOUGHT FOR AMERICAN
CORPORATE INTERESTS!!!!!! BUSH IS A WAR CRIMINA...2()*#@&($#

*RABID PEACENIK MODE=OFF*
Hah, that's fucking funny. :D
Image

BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman

I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
Top
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Re: Muhahahah Ph3r the American EMPIRE!

Post by Sea Skimmer »

America is peddling this liquid poison to the poor children of the world, clearly corporations are evil! A new era of enlightened socialism must be implemented to save mother earth and its children!
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Top
User avatar
Kuja
The Dark Messenger
Posts: 19322
Joined: 2002-07-11 12:05am
Location: AZ

Post by Kuja »

We shall conquer the world, not with tanks, planes and bombs, but with Pepsi, McDonald's and Snickers! :lol:
Image
JADAFETWA
Top
User avatar
Darth Wong
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
Posts: 70028
Joined: 2002-07-03 12:25am
Location: Toronto, Canada
Contact:
Contact Darth Wong

Post by Darth Wong »

Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
Image
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing

"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC

"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness

"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
Top
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:
Contact Cal Wright

Post by Cal Wright »

Muwhahaha. My plans are being realised. I shall now dominate the carbonated drink market, and take over the world!!!

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
Top
User avatar
SirNitram
Rest in Peace, Black Mage
Posts: 28367
Joined: 2002-07-03 04:48pm
Location: Somewhere between nowhere and everywhere

Post by SirNitram »

Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
This means WAR! We must destroy the heathens of Pepsico! Unleash the Darkstar bomb!
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter
Top
User avatar
Ghost Rider
Spirit of Vengeance
Posts: 27779
Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars

Post by Ghost Rider »

SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
This means WAR! We must destroy the heathens of Pepsico! Unleash the Darkstar bomb!
Now that is just wrong and you know it...no thing should suffer that fate.

Still poor children suffering the ill will of Pepsi.
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all

Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
Top
User avatar
SirNitram
Rest in Peace, Black Mage
Posts: 28367
Joined: 2002-07-03 04:48pm
Location: Somewhere between nowhere and everywhere

Post by SirNitram »

Ghost Rider wrote:
SirNitram wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
This means WAR! We must destroy the heathens of Pepsico! Unleash the Darkstar bomb!
Now that is just wrong and you know it...no thing should suffer that fate.

Still poor children suffering the ill will of Pepsi.
I'm an evil-fucking-god. I can do that to people because I am what? Evil.

But even the evil have standards. Darkstar bombing is only earned by Pepsico, Microsoft, and whoever cancelled Farscape.
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter
Top
User avatar
Ghost Rider
Spirit of Vengeance
Posts: 27779
Joined: 2002-09-24 01:48pm
Location: DC...looking up from the gutters to the stars

Post by Ghost Rider »

SirNitram wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:
SirNitram wrote: This means WAR! We must destroy the heathens of Pepsico! Unleash the Darkstar bomb!
Now that is just wrong and you know it...no thing should suffer that fate.

Still poor children suffering the ill will of Pepsi.
I'm an evil-fucking-god. I can do that to people because I am what? Evil.

But even the evil have standards. Darkstar bombing is only earned by Pepsico, Microsoft, and whoever cancelled Farscape.
Okay then...you're a decent evil god in my book then.
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!

Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all

Saying and doing are chocolate and concrete
Top
JodoForce
Village Idiot
Posts: 1084
Joined: 2003-02-15 04:27am

Post by JodoForce »

Can't see the pic.. >.<
Top
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16354
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

I think some heavy Coke sanctions need to be imposed on the leadership.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Top
User avatar
Sokar
Jedi Master
Posts: 1369
Joined: 2002-07-04 02:24am

Post by Sokar »

IG-88E wrote:We shall conquer the world, not with tanks, planes and bombs, but with Pepsi, McDonald's and Snickers! :lol:

LOL!!! Thats goin in the sig.....
BotM
Top
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
What Kind of Username is That?
Posts: 9254
Joined: 2002-07-10 08:53pm
Location: Back in PA

Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Is that pic real? If it is, when will the B52s with several McDonalds restaurants with parachutes come in?

Hey, at least tehy didn't give the kids DIET Pepsi. Think of it that way.
BotM: Just another monkey|HAB
Top
Cosmic Average
Jedi Knight
Posts: 692
Joined: 2002-12-17 11:11am

Post by Cosmic Average »

Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
No, we're Pepis to those poor children of Afghanistan. Coke bought the rights to Iraq. :D
Top
User avatar
Kuja
The Dark Messenger
Posts: 19322
Joined: 2002-07-11 12:05am
Location: AZ

Post by Kuja »

Sokar wrote:
IG-88E wrote:We shall conquer the world, not with tanks, planes and bombs, but with Pepsi, McDonald's and Snickers! :lol:

LOL!!! Thats goin in the sig.....
WHOOHOOO!:mrgreen:
Image
JADAFETWA
Top
User avatar
Soontir C'boath
SG-14: Fuck the Medic!
Posts: 6844
Joined: 2002-07-06 12:15am
Location: Queens, NYC I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF MANHATTEN IS CONSIDERED NYC!! I'M IN IT ASSHOLE!!!
Contact:
Contact Soontir C'boath

Post by Soontir C'boath »

Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
Pepsi=Nice
Coca-Cola= OLD
:D :D :D

Nothing wrong with Pepsi, King David :) If there is state why please. :wink:

Cyaround,
Jason
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Soontir C'boath wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
Pepsi=Nice
Coca-Cola= OLD
:D :D :D

Nothing wrong with Pepsi, King David :) If there is state why please. :wink:
Its for pansies! They load up the sweetness in that crap like you wouldn't believe. It has no bite. Coke has and always will be betterNew Coke notwithstanding....

As such, we shall conquer the world, not with Pepsi, McDonalds, or Snickers, but with Coke, Burger King and Recees Cups!
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
User avatar
Queeb Salaron
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 2337
Joined: 2003-03-12 12:45am
Location: Left of center.

Post by Queeb Salaron »

Say what you want about the depravation of those middle eastern countries that we have ravaged, and say what you will about their terrible conditions and oppressive government... I wish I had a fucking Pepsi. ::Growls::
Proud owner of The Fleshlight
G.A.L.E. Force - Bisexual Airborn Division
SDnet Resident Psycho Clown

"I hear and behold God in every object, yet I understand God not in the least, / Nor do I understand who there can be more wonderful than myself."
--Whitman

Fucking Funny.
Top
User avatar
kojikun
BANNED
Posts: 9663
Joined: 2002-07-04 12:23am
Contact:
Contact kojikun

Post by kojikun »

Pepsi is like three days older the Coca Cola. They were both founded during the same year practically. Which is to say, theyre both well over 100 years old. So pepsi aint younger then coke.

Drink BAWLS!! :P
Sì! Abbiamo un' anima! Ma è fatta di tanti piccoli robot.
Top
User avatar
Warspite
Jedi Council Member
Posts: 1970
Joined: 2002-11-10 11:28am
Location: Somewhere under a rock

Post by Warspite »

[Mr. Burns] Excellent! EHEHEHEH [/Mr. Burns]
[img=left]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ ... iggado.jpg[/img] "You know, it's odd; practically everything that's happened on any of the inhabited planets has happened on Terra before the first spaceship." -- Space Viking
Top
User avatar
Soontir C'boath
SG-14: Fuck the Medic!
Posts: 6844
Joined: 2002-07-06 12:15am
Location: Queens, NYC I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF MANHATTEN IS CONSIDERED NYC!! I'M IN IT ASSHOLE!!!
Contact:
Contact Soontir C'boath

Post by Soontir C'boath »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Soontir C'boath wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
Pepsi=Nice
Coca-Cola= OLD
:D :D :D

Nothing wrong with Pepsi, King David :) If there is state why please. :wink:
Its for pansies! They load up the sweetness in that crap like you wouldn't believe. It has no bite. Coke has and always will be betterNew Coke notwithstanding....

As such, we shall conquer the world, not with Pepsi, McDonalds, or Snickers, but with Coke, Burger King and Recees Cups!
The only time I ever get a good bite out of Coca-Cola is from the can. Otherwise Pepsi takes better from a bottle.
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who constantly says: "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I cannot agree with your methods of direct action"; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season."
Top
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

Post by HemlockGrey »

Capitalism...building the American Empire, one Happy Meal at a time.


BTW, is it true that the Arab nations will only import Pepsi because there is a Coca-cola processing plant in Israel?
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Top
Nathan F
Resident Redneck
Posts: 4979
Joined: 2002-09-10 08:01am
Location: Around the corner
Contact:
Contact Nathan F

Post by Nathan F »

Darth Wong wrote:Hey, what the fuck is this? You're giving these poor Iraqi children Pepsi instead of Coca-Cola? I demand a goddamned UN inquiry!
hear hear!
Top
User avatar
Lonestar
Keeper of the Schwartz
Posts: 13321
Joined: 2003-02-13 03:21pm
Location: The Bay Area

Post by Lonestar »

All we need now is a Picture of an Iraqi drinking a Bud, with a "This Bud's for you" t-shirt, and we're Golden. :twisted:
"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
Top
Post Reply

Return to “News and Politics”