The Simpsons has redeemed itself

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-30 10:25pm

Tonight's episode was just fucking hilarious, like when the series was in its prime. Anyone who saw it knows what I'm talking about.

Highlights:

A bird lands on Fat Tony's car's hood ornament. The car abruptly stops, and Fat Tony gets out and says to his henchment, "That boyd landed on my hood ornament. You know what to do." The henchment surround the bird, and one of them says, "You're gonna be suckin' worm paste tru' a straw!" and they start pummeling the bird and feathers go flying. I laughed my ass off at that scene.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-03-30 10:39pm

yeah, it was one of the better episodes lately.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-30 10:40pm

Yes, this one was of exceptional quality, lol.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-30 10:43pm

It was funny.

"If only God were alive to see this!"

And then there was the documentary at the end of the film, where Milhouse says that he'll be batting .350 in the major leagues, and then it goes on to show him playing basebally, and missing all of the shots. In one, he is hitting it off of a tee, gets it to go a few feet, runs towards first base, and trips over the tee.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-30 10:44pm

Oh great. Just fan-fucking-tastic. And where was I? I was in the Goddamned library, answering questions for idiots. Working Sunday night blows giant crocodile balls.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-03-30 10:46pm

They've had some good ones as of late. Maybe the old horse doesn't need to be put down quite yet.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-30 10:48pm

The whole thing about astronomers being hermit crabs was funny as Hell, too.

"I thought you said he was out of microscopes!"

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-03-30 10:59pm

Did you notice Milhouse's leg twitching after he tripped and knocked himself out. Pricless.

And a new favorite line of mine....

"If only God was alive to see this..." Homer Simpson.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-30 11:01pm

"Wow! I love this version! God is so in your face!"
"Yeah ... he's my favorite fictional character."

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-03-30 11:10pm

That one was funny as hell, much better then the average.

"You said he was out of microscopes."

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-30 11:20pm

Yes, it was good.

And no of course Homer's check won't bounce.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-03-31 12:09am

Much better then par...truly another worthwhile keeper.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-03-31 12:24am

Durandal wrote:Tonight's episode was just fucking hilarious, like when the series was in its prime. Anyone who saw it knows what I'm talking about.

Highlights:

A bird lands on Fat Tony's car's hood ornament. The car abruptly stops, and Fat Tony gets out and says to his henchment, "That boyd landed on my hood ornament. You know what to do." The henchment surround the bird, and one of them says, "You're gonna be suckin' worm paste tru' a straw!" and they start pummeling the bird and feathers go flying. I laughed my ass off at that scene.

I thought tonight's episode was pretty funny, yes. But there were an awful lot of inside jokes about astronomers that I happened to catch, so that may have been why it was so funny to me.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-31 12:34am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote: I thought tonight's episode was pretty funny, yes. But there were an awful lot of inside jokes about astronomers that I happened to catch, so that may have been why it was so funny to me.

So do they really throw microscopes at each other?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-31 12:40am

neoolong wrote:
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote: I thought tonight's episode was pretty funny, yes. But there were an awful lot of inside jokes about astronomers that I happened to catch, so that may have been why it was so funny to me.
So do they really throw microscopes at each other?

No, but they do move into observatories like hermit crabs.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-03-31 12:42am

neoolong wrote:
GrandMasterTerwynn wrote: I thought tonight's episode was pretty funny, yes. But there were an awful lot of inside jokes about astronomers that I happened to catch, so that may have been why it was so funny to me.
So do they really throw microscopes at each other?

Not really, but there is fairly stiff competition for time at large observatories between astronomers. So, as Durandal mentioned, they do tend to move into 'em like hermit crabs.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-03-31 02:29am

RedImperator wrote:Oh great. Just fan-fucking-tastic. And where was I? I was in the Goddamned library, answering questions for idiots. Working Sunday night blows giant crocodile balls.

No, it sucks ass-cock.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-03-31 06:43am

And Bart trying to regain his Alpha-male status

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-03-31 11:54am

I also found these lines funny:

"Oooh, glass shards! I'll catch some on my tougue for luck! Ahh!"

"I can't read prono by candlelight! Who do yu think I am, Abe Lincoln?"

Zoink · Post by **Zoink** » 2003-03-31 03:02pm

RedImperator wrote:Oh great. Just fan-fucking-tastic. And where was I? I was in the Goddamned library, answering questions for idiots. Working Sunday night blows giant crocodile balls.

HA-HA

brothersinarm · Post by **brothersinarm** » 2003-03-31 03:13pm

Ahhhh! I missed it! Darn I stopped watching simpsons after it became as bad as a soap opera.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-03-31 03:20pm

brothersinarm wrote:Ahhhh! I missed it! Darn I stopped watching simpsons after it became as bad as a soap opera.

You HEATHEN!!!

SIMPSONS IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A SOAP OPERA?!

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-03-31 04:42pm

Nathan F wrote:SIMPSONS IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A SOAP OPERA?!

I know I make a big stink about the fact that anti-war people are ufairly considered "un-American" and all, but can't we consider anyone who doesn't like The Simpsons un-American?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-31 04:45pm

Durandal wrote:
Nathan F wrote:SIMPSONS IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS A SOAP OPERA?!
I know I make a big stink about the fact that anti-war people are ufairly considered "un-American" and all, but can't we consider anyone who doesn't like The Simpsons un-American?

They already are considered Un-American.

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-03-31 04:48pm

Zoink wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Oh great. Just fan-fucking-tastic. And where was I? I was in the Goddamned library, answering questions for idiots. Working Sunday night blows giant crocodile balls.
HA-HA

No, wait, that's not quite right... ::blows note:: Ha-Ha!

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