Which Mythological Figure Would You Hit On?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-31 01:02pm

innerbrat wrote:
Perinquus wrote:If it's a challenge you want, you might try Athena as well.
Or Artemis, if I really wanted to die horribly.

Or Hel. (Half-chick, half-skeleton... what a fox!) Ehhh heheh, ya could really bone her, ehhh heheh! [/Butthead]

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-03-31 01:40pm

Succubus and Incubi I like couples

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-31 01:43pm

Greek water nymph.

Particularly the one that died pining for Narcissus.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-03-31 03:06pm

Aphrodite, if she wasn't a vindictive bitch that all the other godesses seem to be jealous of.

Helen of Troy, if i could get away with it without all of Greece being mobilised against me!

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-03-31 04:09pm

2000AD wrote:Aphrodite, if she wasn't a vindictive bitch that all the other godesses seem to be jealous of.

??? IIRC only time she is a vindictive bitch is when usually one of her ex-lovers says something he really isn't suppose to say. Or any foolish mortal who dares to compare herself to Aphrodite.

Rubberanvil · Post by **Rubberanvil** » 2003-03-31 04:11pm

Perinquus wrote:If it's a challenge you want, you might try Athena as well.

Or Persephone especially when she with Hades during that time of year.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-31 04:16pm

Hey, Kali, Taimat, Lillith what are you three doing all by their lonesome, we had better watch out....

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-31 04:20pm

*laughs* Mmm sounds good.....hmm....let me rethink my ideas here.....

Also I saw Hel mentioned.....a necrophiliacs wet dream........

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-03-31 04:27pm

Me, I'd bang one of the myriad nymphs in Greek Mythology. I saw a picture of them once, and ::whew::.

Also, Unlike Achilles' father, I know what the sacred fires would do to my kid, so I wouldn't pull him away. And if It was the dipping in Styx version, All "id have to say is "What about the other heel?" Nymphs seem a good middle of the road kind of creature to marry. Anatomically compatible with humans, pretty attractive, but not so much as to be drawn into competition with the larger gods.[/img]

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-31 04:30pm

Why just one?

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-03-31 04:35pm

neoolong wrote:Why just one?

Hmm. True. IIRC, Christianity doesn't expressly forbid polygamy. Hell, If Solomon could marry 700 chicks, (Actually it was more like 400, the rest were just concubines) so could I!

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-31 04:38pm

Hmm....the wagnerian Valkeries would be good.....though IIRC in the actual norse mythology they hung out at Ferya's place anyway.....so perhaps just some kind of house party there might be in order......

Thor's goats up for a roast and Odin can drop off some of the divine mead of poetry....a few of the apples of immortality and we will have a real good party going......

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-03-31 04:45pm

The desicion presently running through my mind, is as to whether or not as to join this... intresting... discussion. The idiot is not saying anything, but I figure I should.

Hel, while an intresting choice, probably has a rather bony butt, so I would rather not. Keeping with godessess of death and destruction, Kali would be an intresting choice, I imagine with four arms she could give an excellent hand job, but with the tusks... that might prove painful.

Bast? No, I never really liked cats...Loviator, Finnish Goddees of Pain? Nah, she's a really icy bitch... Hecate? Keeping it greek, I suppose might be a good idea. Just makes you wonder who you might be pissing off by sleeping with her. Amaterasu is an intresting choice, I'll have to thiink about it...

I am not responsible for this.

Yes you are.

Am not!

Are too.

This could take a while, so I'll just step in and end this post.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-03-31 04:46pm

XaLEv wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Eu, what version did you hear?! I'm thinking of the Wagnerian style ones, you know, Stormangels, the Choosers of the Slain! We're talking Gabrielle Reece in a brass bra and chainmail miniskirt here!
And now I get the urge to post this link again. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15697 ... ZZZZZZ.jpg

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

I wouldn't mind chasing after a couple of nymphs myself... but I would prefer forest ones to water ones. One of both worlds, maybe?

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-03-31 05:24pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:Hmm....the wagnerian Valkeries would be good.....though IIRC in the actual norse mythology they hung out at Ferya's place anyway.....so perhaps just some kind of house party there might be in order......

Thor's goats up for a roast and Odin can drop off some of the divine mead of poetry....a few of the apples of immortality and we will have a real good party going......

Now that's thinking like an Aesir!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-31 05:25pm

Ahem. Which one of these goddesses has temple prostitutes?

It has to be Ishtar.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-31 06:12pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

I wouldn't mind chasing after a couple of nymphs myself... but I would prefer forest ones to water ones. One of both worlds, maybe?

Just becareful about them turning into trees to escape you.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-31 06:25pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Now that's thinking like an Aesir!

Hm, who else could we get in for the party?
It's bring a bottle or ambrosia of some sort....or just be a really hot goddess of some sort....

On general principles Nymphs get in.....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-03-31 06:32pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote: Now that's thinking like an Aesir!
Hm, who else could we get in for the party?
It's bring a bottle or ambrosia of some sort....or just be a really hot goddess of some sort....

On general principles Nymphs get in.....

Going to need some sweet sweet nectar to go along with that.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-03-31 07:18pm

The divine mead of poetry?
Alcohol that really does make you smart and witty, not just make you think you are.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-03-31 07:29pm

Err, I have Honeydews & Milk....

so whose got the flashing eye's and flaming hair?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-31 07:35pm

I still want one of the guys on my av, lol... preferably the devil...

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-03-31 07:42pm

Skuld (older Skuld, not kiddie Skuld) from AMG?

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-03-31 07:52pm

If we're getting into that, I say Urd.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-03-31 07:55pm

phongn wrote:Skuld (older Skuld, not kiddie Skuld) from AMG?

You mean when she and Urd were getting older/younger when Yggdrasil crashed in the manga?

Damn, she was cute.

(And Urd was just adorable...)

Hell, forget about the nymphs, I'll take Urd any day of the week.