First kiss?

Arrow · Post by **Arrow** » 2003-03-31 05:30pm

Never been kissed. And I'm over twenty. At least this place has a large club.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-03-31 06:09pm

RedImperator wrote:
Durandal wrote:
RedImperator wrote: If there isn't, there should be.
I've noticed that most of the girls who run around calling sexually experienced and adventurous girls "sluts" are often the ones who either have loser boyfriends who couldn't manage to satisfy them with a genetically engineered cucumber, or just haven't gotten a proper fuck in a long time, if at all.
In her case, the term was justified. She slept with every guy in the neighborhood, including a 30 year old retarded janitor who lived on her block. Last I heard, her tally was in the low forties (I was an early conquest, and I was stupid, otherwise I wouldn't have done anything with her).

Uhm...that's when you definitely keep your hands and penis to yourself.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-31 06:40pm

Larz wrote:Senior year high school my g/f kissed me after the lunch we became an "item" or something like that (I hated high school relationships... still can't recall why I participated in one...) when I really wasn't expecting it, it was blegh and ackward to say the least (I was expecting a hug... damn forward kids nowindays..)

The fucked up thing is I know exactly who that is!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-03-31 06:42pm

btw, I remember his first and last name, and the date, and which seats we were sitting in.. hehe... I'm so nostalgic/romantic... not to mention that he has still been the best kiss I've ever had..

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-03-31 09:37pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:

Uhm...that's when you definitely keep your hands and penis to yourself.

Like I said, I was an idiot at the time.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-03-31 10:55pm

First kiss was at Great America during my sophmore year. It was pretty bad. But firsts often are. I dont remember her name. She was someone I met there.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-03-31 11:02pm

Hehe, the way I see it, I'll get my first kiss the day after I die. And that's only if I convert to some major religion and demand one of those open casket funerals.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-03-31 11:12pm

My first kiss sucked. One of my guy friends had been drinking heavily, pinned me up against a wall (well, it was actually the railing on a deck) and kissed me while I tried to writhe away from him.

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2003-03-31 11:13pm

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:Hehe, the way I see it, I'll get my first kiss the day after I die. And that's only if I convert to some major religion and demand one of those open casket funerals.

There should be evil laughter in there somewhere, but I've got the flu, and I'm all doped up on flu medications, so I forgot it until now...

Bwahahahahahahaha! ::Grips head due to loud noises.:: Owwwww.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-03-31 11:27pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:Isn't there always some nieghborhood whore?

Not when you grow up in a neighborhood with no kids, just twenty-somethings with infants and some older folk waiting to die.

My story is kind of complicated. We met during the summer between sixth and seventh grades. Tall redhead with green eyes and a slight build, tending toward anorexia when depressed. I had joined a friend of mine in going to a swimming pool I had never been to before; by chance she was there. I recognized her from my middle school, and introduced myself. The three of us talked; it seemed they had lived in the same neighborhood for a while when they were younger. Later, in the seventh grade, she sat down next to me at lunch. We became friends. We flirted all through that year, mostly just for the fun of flirting and amusing ourselves during math class. I also befriended two of her close friends, one of whom I had had a crush on the previous year. Things kinda fell apart in eight grade. I lost interest in her, and she lost interest in men. I wouldn't have minded if she didn't have the most awful taste in women at the time. We were friends to the end of the year, but didn't try to contact each other at all after we left middle school.
In November of the tenth grade, I moved a few miles north, to the neiborhood closely surrounding my old middle school. I recalled that she had always walked home. Then, one day, by chance, I saw her bus dropping her off from school while I passed in my mother's car. I noted the time. At one oppertune time in late February, when no one in my family would notice I was gone (no reason to have to answer such questions, hmm?) I waited at her bus stop. She was surprised to see me, but glad. I should note that I have avoided a lot of the details of my relationship with her. She had gone back to being bisexual in the ninth grade, and apparently was now rather experienced (I would not learn how experienced until much later). We became friends again, seeing each other, taking walks, talking on the phone. Then one friday night, September 22, 2002, in the beginning of my junior year, she invited me over to her house for dinner. We talked, we ate, we went upstairs. I sat on her bed and made comments about being in a girl's bedroom. She started to say something, but stopped. I had been waiting for this; I had spent months nudging her psyche in this direction. You see, I like playing head games and making girls like me much more than taking the direct approach. Besides, it's more effective for creating good relationships. Anyway, I wouldn't let her unasked question drop. She finally said she wanted to kiss me. I must admit, as much as I was aiming for this, I hadn't expected to succeed that night, and was a little stunned for a moment. We kissed for a few seconds. It was nice, if not great. I was there a few more hours, and racked up a few more experiences. I haven't missed a friday since.
I wish I had a scanner.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-03-31 11:43pm

That day has yet to come.

Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-04-01 12:08am

Which first kiss would that be? Oh well, since I'm good at being brief I'll list them all:
First first kiss: when I was... I don't know, seven or so my cousin about the same age as me told me she wanted to show me something in the closet. She shut us in the room and told me about something called "French kissing" and did I want to try it? I gave it a shot, but it was mostly slobbery and weird.

First "kissing game type" kiss: I don't remember. Listed because I'm pretty positive it predates the next one.

First "outside of kissing game with a girl I really liked" type: it was the Summer of my high school graduation, (yuck! All y'all who cast scorn on HS lovin' should remember it's just about always better than not gettin' any.), I'd had a big crush on her for months, but never tried anything because she was quite lesbian. But she was on ecstacy and told me "This doesn't mean anything, but I want to kiss you." or something like that. So we did, and nothing else really came of it, and it was a long depressing Summer for me. All the more because A: we were pretty good friends anyway and B: because she dated another girl that I had a crush on.

There's another one, "First kiss that might mean something and wasn't induced by drugs," but I'm going to get all depressed if I keep writing this.
So I'll stop....NOW!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-01 12:24am

First kiss for me was when I was 15.

Kiss from a kind-of girlfriend, who in hindsight I should never have trusted, before, during or after we went out.

But...

Post by **Edi** » 2003-04-01 02:19am

8th grade. One of my classmates threw a party where practically everybody in our class came to, and it happened to be the birthday of one of the girls. After she'd gotten a little tipsy, she insisted on kissing every guy once. It was actually a good kiss, and she was pretty nice a person too, so I got a pleasant memory out of that.

Edi

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-01 03:58am

My first kiss came last year, I was at an end of year party for school, I was the last sober person out of 100, I'm sitting on the couch, tryingt o talk to friends, and a girl named Jess from my grade comes up and leans on me, we start making conversation, though she is a bit tipsy, I was largely too nice too do anything, then a bit later, she starts kissing me, and about 5 minutes later, her any my friends all come up and 'rescue' us. On the upside we were the big talking point of the party.
Anyways, for the remainder of the holidays, I start to get real strong feelings for her, though my friends all concur that it meant nothing and I should just give up. School starts again, I get word from her friends that she likes me, and since Valentines Day was close, I made my move then. And now I have a girlfriend, and I've never been happier with life in general.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-01 04:06am

Mine wasn't bad, I'm sure, but I can't remember the first one precisely. I remember almost going for it on a few dates, but not, and then thinking I should have. Then I remember kissing, but I can't recall exactly when it happened. Weird. I do know that it was towards the end of senior year.

Oh, and TrailerParkJawa, where at Great America did you have your first kiss? Was it on a ride?

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-01 04:08am

Gandalf wrote:My first kiss came last year, I was at an end of year party for school, I was the last sober person out of 100, I'm sitting on the couch, tryingt o talk to friends, and a girl named Jess from my grade comes up and leans on me, we start making conversation, though she is a bit tipsy, I was largely too nice too do anything, then a bit later, she starts kissing me, and about 5 minutes later, her any my friends all come up and 'rescue' us. On the upside we were the big talking point of the party.
Anyways, for the remainder of the holidays, I start to get real strong feelings for her, though my friends all concur that it meant nothing and I should just give up. School starts again, I get word from her friends that she likes me, and since Valentines Day was close, I made my move then. And now I have a girlfriend, and I've never been happier with life in general.

That story is honestly awesome. See, that's what it's all about! GJ, Gandalf.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-01 04:21am

Robert Treder wrote:
Gandalf wrote:My first kiss came last year, I was at an end of year party for school, I was the last sober person out of 100, I'm sitting on the couch, tryingt o talk to friends, and a girl named Jess from my grade comes up and leans on me, we start making conversation, though she is a bit tipsy, I was largely too nice too do anything, then a bit later, she starts kissing me, and about 5 minutes later, her any my friends all come up and 'rescue' us. On the upside we were the big talking point of the party.
Anyways, for the remainder of the holidays, I start to get real strong feelings for her, though my friends all concur that it meant nothing and I should just give up. School starts again, I get word from her friends that she likes me, and since Valentines Day was close, I made my move then. And now I have a girlfriend, and I've never been happier with life in general.
That story is honestly awesome. See, that's what it's all about! GJ, Gandalf.

Thanks man, its always nice to hear encouragement, as a note, the relationship is doing great.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-04-01 06:00am

I'v only been kissed by one girl. and only twice. and thats the girl that's the subject of my Catestrophic Loss of Girl Mayday Mayday Mayday thead, and shes a bitch. Well she wasn't a bitch then... but she is one now. I'm 22. she's 19. I'v known her since Febuary 1998. I know I still love her... I also know if I keep loving her, my lifes going to be miserable... why does life suck so much.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-04-01 06:27am

at about 15 or so. i cant really remember the date. it was at a party, we were both drunk. it was fun.
MAHOK!