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Urd is, well, Urd. Too much sake there for me.

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Keevan_Colton wrote:Hmm....the wagnerian Valkeries would be good.....though IIRC in the actual norse mythology they hung out at Ferya's place anyway.....so perhaps just some kind of house party there might be in order......

Thor's goats up for a roast and Odin can drop off some of the divine mead of poetry....a few of the apples of immortality and we will have a real good party going......
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:shock: Whaaa?? I back scrolled and caught the part about the roast. :D
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Aphrodite, Venus, or Freya...

The first thing that comes to mind.
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Tsyroc wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:Hmm....the wagnerian Valkeries would be good.....though IIRC in the actual norse mythology they hung out at Ferya's place anyway.....so perhaps just some kind of house party there might be in order......

Thor's goats up for a roast and Odin can drop off some of the divine mead of poetry....a few of the apples of immortality and we will have a real good party going......
I was skimming through here rather quickly when I caught
Thor's goats..
:shock: Whaaa?? I back scrolled and caught the part about the roast. :D
Thor was supposed to be able to bring them back to life using just the skins and bones....so there's enough for everyone.

'cmon it'd be a great party!
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Keevan_Colton wrote:Thor was supposed to be able to bring them back to life using just the skins and bones....so there's enough for everyone.

'cmon it'd be a great party!
Just don't crack the bones.
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EmperorMing wrote:Aphrodite, Venus, or Freya...

The first thing that comes to mind.
Aphrodite = Venus.
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Isis, :D
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Aphrodite. Maybe Athena.
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Aphrodite. She was hot in Xena and Hercules.
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verilon wrote:
EmperorMing wrote:Aphrodite, Venus, or Freya...

The first thing that comes to mind.
Aphrodite = Venus.
Oops. Forgot about that.

Oh well, any one of them will do... :wink: :P
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Bast. Or Athena.
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I'd go for the overlooked mythological ladies. Like Hathor, Ishtar, Arachne, Medusa, Lilith, Pandora or Salome. And if I'm feeling like something different, Hermaphrodite.
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Since the greek and roman gods have different names, just count them as a load of twins.

Therefore Aphrodite and Venus together!
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Darth Yoshi wrote: Just becareful about them turning into trees to escape you.
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Baron Mordo wrote:Hermaphrodite.
Actually the guy's name is Hermaphroditus.
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Coyote wrote:Bast.
Isn't Bast a cat? :?
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I would pick Carrie Fisher circa 1975,

going further back Id say Barbara Eden before I dream of jeannie started

going further back Id take cleopatra

and even further back Id say Eve, just so I coul be the first guy ever to get a little sumpin sumpin and then see if my own input could be used in this divine creation.
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Aphrodite. Easily.
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Venus/Aphrodite and Helen.
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Bellona. I hear she's a screamer. :wink:
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Baron Mordo wrote:I'd go for the overlooked mythological ladies. Like Hathor, Ishtar, Arachne, Medusa, Lilith, Pandora or Salome. And if I'm feeling like something different, Hermaphrodite.
Arachne? Girl-who-was-turned-into-spider-by-Athena? Yeesh.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:I would pick Carrie Fisher circa 1975,

going further back Id say Barbara Eden before I dream of jeannie started

going further back Id take cleopatra

and even further back Id say Eve, just so I coul be the first guy ever to get a little sumpin sumpin and then see if my own input could be used in this divine creation.
Yes, Carrie Fisher... the Goddess of Cranial Danishes. (Or sticky-buns. Hmm, that sounds wrong in such a good way...)
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Or how about the Greek mythological figure Cassandra? She's got to be easy -- after all, she already knows she's fucked.
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Tiamat. Love that wild, wild chaos dragon sex.
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