I'm a Born-Again Christian!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-01 02:15am

I have decided to renounce the evil and Anti-American plague that is Atheism and have been SAVED by our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST! You heathens! Are your souls saved??! No?! PRAISE THE LORD! ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE!

I shall make it my life's work to destroy the evils of atheism!

AMEN!!!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-01 02:17am

Jesus saves, but Eris is better in bed.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-01 02:18am

XaLEv wrote:Jesus saves, but Eris is better in bed.

Bah, gimme Aphrodite.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-01 02:20am

IG-88E wrote: Bah, gimme Aphrodite.

Oh, bah yourself. Eris is obviously superior.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-01 02:37am

Dalton wrote:I have decided to renounce the evil and Anti-American plague that is Atheism and have been SAVED by our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST! You heathens! Are your souls saved??! No?! PRAISE THE LORD! ACCEPT JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE!

I shall make it my life's work to destroy the evils of atheism!

AMEN!!!

Uhm... right. [points at GP4Teens] All your fundies are belong to them.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 02:40am

I seriously need to take up drinking to deal with you guys.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-01 02:47am

PRAISE! GLORY! Brother Dalton, you have inspired me to renounce the lie that I have been living.
I HAVE BEEN WASHED IN THE BLOOD OF THE LAMB AND HAVE FORSAKEN THE ABOMINABLE SIN OF HOMOSEXUALITY! PRAISE THE RISEN KING I AM HEALED!

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-01 02:49am

It'd be scary if Dalton really did go fundie....

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-01 02:51am

Gah, shut up you bitches and look at the picture of Eris wanking!

*looks*

*looks some more*

*brain shuts down*

*thud*

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-01 02:58am

Shinova wrote:It'd be scary if Dalton really did go fundie....

Used to be, to be honest. Raised Roman Catholic, then spent a couple years as a Born-Again.

That was before www.stardestroyer.net...Mike, I owe you my life. Well, my freer life

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-01 02:59am

XaLEv wrote:Gah, shut up you bitches and look at the picture of Eris wanking!

*looks*

*looks some more*

*brain shuts down*

*thud*

Wanking???

Lord of the Farce · Post by **Lord of the Farce** » 2003-04-01 03:03am

XaLEv wrote:Gah, shut up you bitches and look at the picture of Eris wanking!

Huh? I thought her panties was giving her a wedgie.

Anyway, seriously (or maybe not): I see the light, brother! I see the LIGHT!!!

... And the goggles do nothing! The goggles do nothing! *Screams*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-01 03:28am

[Southern Baptist Accent]

Hah! And having SEEN the LIGHT, I am CURED of the DEMONS WITHIN ME!! I am NO LONGER a HOMO-SEXUAL or a HEATHEN!!

[/SBA]

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-04-01 03:45am

Hallelujah! Juuuuuuuu-bilation!!! We are SAVED by the Holy Lord Jesus Christ! I seeeeee the light! I renounce my sins of unbelieving! For Jesus loves me, and He will love you as well, once you all throw away your dirty homosexuality and unbelieving!! Hallelujah!

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-01 03:47am

I have to say, I disagree.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-04-01 03:50am

verilon wrote:[Southern Baptist Accent]

Hah! And having SEEN the LIGHT, I am CURED of the DEMONS WITHIN ME!! I am NO LONGER a HOMO-SEXUAL or a HEATHEN!!

[/SBA]

That would explain your new avatar (which is strangely appealing)...

Heheheh...They fundies have much to fear from me: Not only do I embrace the philosophies and theories of the Occult, I'm on the Left-Hand Path, thus diametrically opposite of the "White-Light" religions like Christianity and other Follow-The-Leader-type deals.

(Stereotype:Wears all black and wears inverted pentagrams! Don't forget the drinking of baby blood!) Look out, Dalton and Hipper, I'm comin' for ya.

HAIL SATAN!

DEMONS WILL COME FOR YOU AT NIGHT TO DO MY BIDDING. Have a nice day.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-01 03:59am

UltraViolence83 wrote:
verilon wrote:[Southern Baptist Accent]

Hah! And having SEEN the LIGHT, I am CURED of the DEMONS WITHIN ME!! I am NO LONGER a HOMO-SEXUAL or a HEATHEN!!

[/SBA]
That would explain your new avatar (which is strangely appealing)...

No. I just found it extrememly hot.

Heheheh...They fundies have much to fear from me: Not only do I embrace the philosophies and theories of the Occult, I'm on the Left-Hand Path, thus diametrically opposite of the "White-Light" religions like Christianity and other Follow-The-Leader-type deals.

Dude, I'm a pagan. And I'm gay. And gothy/skatery. Ph34r. Did I mention I've been approached by at least 5 different religious groups, including Buddhist?

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-04-01 04:02am

*evil laugh* Being a pagan doesn't mean you'll be going to Hell faster than me, boy! Fuck, because of my stance in this most religions consider me going to Hell/bad place or at least having adverse Karma tearing at my ass.

Buddists approached you? Where they wearing their funny robes? I want a funny robe...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-01 04:51am

UltraViolence83 wrote:*evil laugh* Being a pagan doesn't mean you'll be going to Hell faster than me, boy! Fuck, because of my stance in this most religions consider me going to Hell/bad place or at least having adverse Karma tearing at my ass.

Remember the gay part?

Buddists approached you? Where they wearing their funny robes? I want a funny robe...

Yes. And no.

UltraViolence83 · Post by **UltraViolence83** » 2003-04-01 05:00am

verilon wrote:Remember the gay part?

Heh. Sorry, I keep underestimating their hatred of gays and lesbians. Don't know why, I regulary visit chick.com...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 08:50am

Dalton wrote:
XaLEv wrote:Gah, shut up you bitches and look at the picture of Eris wanking!

*looks*

*looks some more*

*brain shuts down*

*thud*
Wanking???

It would appear we cured Dalton. Good job, Xalev.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-01 08:59am

Shit! They're all turning against me!

EXTERMINATUS!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-01 10:12am

Wow...I'm glad I'm Jewish. You can get sanctioned by a Rabbi and divorced if you don't screw your wife often enough.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-01 10:23am

Dalton wrote:
Shinova wrote:It'd be scary if Dalton really did go fundie....
Used to be, to be honest. Raised Roman Catholic, then spent a couple years as a Born-Again.

That was before www.stardestroyer.net...Mike, I owe you my life. Well, my freer life

Wouldn't that make you a born-born-again Christian?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-01 10:33am

neoolong wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Shinova wrote:It'd be scary if Dalton really did go fundie....
Used to be, to be honest. Raised Roman Catholic, then spent a couple years as a Born-Again.

That was before www.stardestroyer.net...Mike, I owe you my life. Well, my freer life
Wouldn't that make you a born-born-again Christian?

I was thinking Born-again-born-again Christian.