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my soul is pawned to

chaos
11
28%
shiva
2
5%
lucifer
13
33%
cthulhu
10
26%
jack chick
3
8%
 
Total votes: 39

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Post by Zoink »

Darth Gojira wrote: Shiva is a guy, like the other big two. You must be thinking of his equally militant wife Devi(Kali is her most violent avatar)
Then scratch Shiva, and mark on for Devi. You need to be a 6 armed babe for me to pawn my soul.

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Have you ever seen the chicks in Hindu art? And she's got six arms, too? I serve Devi.
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Hm, Kaos is good.....can we get invited to hang out with the other four too?
I want to see War's weapon collection....and I'll bet he knows where to get the best mead.....and I'm dying to hear WHAT THIS REALLY SOUNDS LIKE.

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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Besides we all know as I said earlier, Devi is in charge of that marriage anyways.
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Post by Queeb Salaron »

Shiva was the God of Destruction. Devi was his wife.

...is that where we get the word Devistation?

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Post by neoolong »

Queeb Salaron wrote:Shiva was the God of Destruction. Devi was his wife.

...is that where we get the word Devistation?

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No, my research says Middle French or maybe Italian. Maybe originally based on Latin.
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Post by Queeb Salaron »

neoolong wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Shiva was the God of Destruction. Devi was his wife.

...is that where we get the word Devistation?

<--English major.
No, my research says Middle French or maybe Italian. Maybe originally based on Latin.
Oh well, it sounded good.
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Keevan_Colton wrote:Hm, Kaos is good.....can we get invited to hang out with the other four too?
I want to see War's weapon collection....and I'll bet he knows where to get the best mead.....and I'm dying to hear WHAT THIS REALLY SOUNDS LIKE.

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SirNitram wrote:I am my own evil deity.
Which makes it even funnier when he calls me Evil Evil Woman
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*points to Church of Cthulhu thread*
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*points to the Cult of fgalkin thread*:D

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Bah. You have no following compared to the Great Cthulhu!
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Beowulf wrote:Bah. You have no following compared to the Great Cthulhu!
Yes, but I'm providing my followers with hot sex slaves.

What are you giving them?

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Post by Beowulf »

fgalkin wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Bah. You have no following compared to the Great Cthulhu!
Yes, but I'm providing my followers with hot sex slaves.

What are you giving them?
The chance to not die when the Great Old Ones return. Oh, and hot sex slaves.
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Post by DPDarkPrimus »

If I had the choice, Chaos, because I think that she/he/it really isn't all that bad, just has a bad rap. Plus, I think [pronoun] would be really cool to work for. Think of the assignments! :twisted:
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