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Important: I'm not Female

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I have an confession to make, I've been living a lie and I'm actually not female. That's right, in real life I'm just a lonely guy who goes out biking to kill time and scratches his nuts. What a sad life, I've been pretending to be a girl in hopes that things would be better, but I can't take it anymore, I can't live a lie like this. All the pictures I've posted were stolen off others, this is what I really look like. I'm the guy on the left scratching my nuts.

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LOL

May I have your resignation papers from SoS:NBA then, please, George? :D
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My name isn't George, it's...it's...it's...Matt. There, I said it, I feel so much better now. :wink:
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jmac wrote:My name isn't George, it's...it's...it's...Matt. There, I said it, I feel so much better now. :wink:
Hey there, Matt, it's good to meet you as your true self. Y'know...you're kinda cute..... :wink: :twisted: :D








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jmac wrote:My name isn't George, it's...it's...it's...Matt. There, I said it, I feel so much better now. :wink:
Matt, how long have you been male and can I go on a date with your female alias?
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:Matt, how long have you been male and can I go on a date with your female alias?
Even since I was born, but it's so hard being a lonely guy. :(
As for my female alter-ego, I don't know, she's a girl I know from school and I don't even know her that well. I have a secret crush on her in case you can't tell and it just makes things so awkward. What do I do???
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Great. Now I'm confused. :P
What's her bust size!?

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jmac wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Matt, how long have you been male and can I go on a date with your female alias?
Even since I was born, but it's so hard being a lonely guy. :(
As for my female alter-ego, I don't know, she's a girl I know from school and I don't even know her that well. I have a secret crush on her in case you can't tell and it just makes things so awkward. What do I do???
Ask RayCav... actually... no, best not.
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Zaia wrote:Hey there, Matt, it's good to meet you as your true self. Y'know...you're kinda cute..... :wink: :twisted: :D
Aww...I don't know what to say.. :oops: I'm speechless....
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I think you're cute, too! :D
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I knew it! I'm not alone! There are others with the same problems I have, living a lie in hopes that thing will be better.
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Looks at the date. *wanders off* Sure you're a guy :wink:
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Shinova wrote:Great. Now I'm confused. :P
What is there to be confused about? I'm a girl and jmac's a guy, simple as that. :P
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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aerius wrote:What is there to be confused about? I'm a girl and jmac's a guy, simple as that. :P
You sure do sound like a girl you know... :P
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jmac wrote:I have an confession to make, I've been living a lie and I'm actually not female.
Are you still wearing panties?
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jmac wrote:I have an confession to make, I've been living a lie and I'm actually not female.
Your great legs and boobs say otherwise, Jmac. :P :twisted:
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Are you still wearing panties?
I don't wear panties
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Your great legs and boobs say otherwise, Jmac. :P :twisted:
But that's not me, as I've said already those earlier pictures of "myself" that I posted are actually of this girl I know. I'm just a lonely guy with chronically itching nuts.
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jmac wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Are you still wearing panties?
I don't wear panties
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Your great legs and boobs say otherwise, Jmac. :P :twisted:
But that's not me, as I've said already those earlier pictures of "myself" that I posted are actually of this girl I know. I'm just a lonely guy with chronically itching nuts.
Crabs? You must not have been too-lonely and one point...
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Lord_Xerxes wrote:
jmac wrote:I'm just a lonely guy with chronically itching nuts.
Crabs? You must not have been too-lonely and one point...
I don't know what it is. It all started a few years ago when I wore the same shorts for 4 weeks without washing them, I changed my underwear but not my shorts. Ever since then I've suffered from chronic itching balls, my asshole co-workers even came up with a name for it, they called it "CNSS", Chronic Nut Scratching Syndrome. Those bastards. :x
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I'd ask for proof, but I'm afraid what I'd get...
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Ted wrote:You sure do sound like a girl you know... :P
That's because I am one :wink:
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Infidels!

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fgalkin wrote:Infidels!

Join the cult of fgalkin or die
-fgalkin
There cannot be a cult if the leader is dead. Dodge this. *bang*
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Beowulf wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Infidels!

Join the cult of fgalkin or die
-fgalkin
There cannot be a cult if the leader is dead. Dodge this. *bang*
Bah!

I am immortal!

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fgalkin wrote: I am immortal!
Prove it.
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