You Will all fear my Iron Fist

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 11:32am

As Moderator of Politics!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-01 11:35am

Bollocks.

Shep, make me a mod too, I want to make everyone's custom titles read "HEIL SHEP" and give them Teletubby avatars with SS uniforms.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-01 11:36am

As a mod, you should know: NO SPAMMING!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 11:38am

Warspite wrote:As a mod, you should know: NO SPAMMING!

Bah, we get at least ONE post celebrating our ascension to the upper ranks
of the board.

Sort of like when we get our custom titles, ya know...

Seriously, if any mod gets a bit fumble-fingered and mistakes
the "quote" button with the "edit" button (i'm looking at you
Vympel)....thread lock is in effect until that mod goes to sleep.

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-01 11:40am

Well, you're surely are getting into the act, talking in the 3rd person now, are we?
Want us to adress you also in the 3rd person?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 11:44am

Warspite wrote:Well, you're surely are getting into the act, talking in the 3rd person now, are we?
Want us to adress you also in the 3rd person?

I shall call you "the Great Moderator's beloved peons"

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 11:45am

MKSheppard wrote:
Warspite wrote:Well, you're surely are getting into the act, talking in the 3rd person now, are we?
Want us to adress you also in the 3rd person?
I shall call you "the Great Moderator's beloved peons"

Can I be your arch enemy? All this ammo, no targets..

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 11:47am

SirNitram wrote: Can I be your arch enemy? All this ammo, no targets..

Very well, you are granted the title of "ArchEnemy of the Great Moderator"

Alyeska · Post by **Alyeska** » 2003-04-01 12:23pm

Go ahead and edit my post Shep.

OK, what do you want me to say?~MKSheppard

I told Shep to edit my post, not some nitwit mod with authority in this forum.

Oh, shut up. You asked for proof, I gave you proof. Now concede and kneel!

Then lets see you post in the moderator forum.

OK

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-04-01 12:23pm

All glory is fleeting.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 12:35pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: Can I be your arch enemy? All this ammo, no targets..
Very well, you are granted the title of "ArchEnemy of the Great Moderator"

Excellent. I'll get right down to slaying your minions.

Here's a bill for Stravo's death.

irishmick79 · Post by **irishmick79** » 2003-04-01 12:43pm

We who are about to die salute you, "HAIL CEASAR!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-01 12:50pm

THE GATE OF THE PORTAL TO HELL IS BROKEN!

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-04-01 12:57pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:THE GATE OF THE PORTAL TO HELL IS BROKEN!

calls Hell's tech support....

to report bleeding walls, press 1
to report a stray demon, press 2
to report a malfuntioning hell portal, press 3
to...

*BEEP*

you have selected malfucntioning hell portal, please stay on the line....
we're sorry, all of our minions are busy torturing other souls. your call is important to us , please stay on the line.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-01 02:01pm

*Picks up dangling phone*
hears badly covered Rap version of "War Pigs"

ok, this really is hell.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 02:04pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:THE GATE OF THE PORTAL TO HELL IS BROKEN!

*Flush*

Sorry, my fault.

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-04-01 02:24pm

Congrats Shep, and Durandal, too. Newly minted Mods!

And I remain but a co-mod of a small private forum. Sigh. I will have to find other ways to sate my lust for power.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-04-01 02:46pm

SirNitram wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: Can I be your arch enemy? All this ammo, no targets..
Very well, you are granted the title of "ArchEnemy of the Great Moderator"
Excellent. I'll get right down to slaying your minions.

Here's a bill for Stravo's death.

Reports of my death are greatly exageratted....though that train DID hurt, thankfully it was a local and stopped fairly soon after impact...the dry cleaning bill is waiting for you.

Besides, Shep has not yet OK'd my ascension as Propaganda Minister for the new regim----uh ----I mean modship.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 02:50pm

Stravo wrote: Besides, Shep has not yet OK'd my ascension as Propaganda Minister for the new regim----uh ----I mean modship.

Jawohl, Herr Goebbel---erm...Stravo!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-01 03:50pm

I am sorta scared but congrats i guess

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 05:26pm

Now, how long will shep be a mod?...

Warspite · Post by **Warspite** » 2003-04-01 05:31pm

Until this whole Iraq shebang ends? Oh boy...

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-01 05:58pm

:: Hands Shep the Yellow Stickie of Appreciation(tm) ::

My Iron Fist has come down. Thread closed!
-Shep