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Important: I'm actually a Girl

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Yes, it's true, I'm actually female. For too long I've pretended I was a guy, but we all know that's not true. You'll notice that all me avatars have been female, and that's no accident, it was a subconscious cry for help, hoping that someone would be able to see the truth. So yes, it's true, I'm a girl, all those pictures are actually of my friend. In real life, I look like this.

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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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I'm really a 6 billion year old alien life form.

You all thought that was character didn't you? Even now I am having the Sci-fi channel people dragged away. I have also just teleported darkstar into Raycav's Kitchen with his hands tied behind his back.
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[Pavel] OMFG!!!! You're SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! [/Pavel]


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aerius, don't you wish Pavel was still here so he could read your confession? He'd be bouncing around, yelling in Runglish about how he was right about you and your red 'dress' and how he wants to lick your ear or something because you're such a sexy bitch. :D
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April 1, people, April 1.
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aerius wrote:Yes, it's true, I'm actually female. For too long I've pretended I was a guy, but we all know that's not true. You'll notice that all me avatars have been female, and that's no accident, it was a subconscious cry for help, hoping that someone would be able to see the truth. So yes, it's true, I'm a girl, all those pictures are actually of my friend. In real life, I look like this.
You can't fool us with you april fool humour....


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aerius wrote:<snip>
Uhmkay...
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Re: Important: I'm actually a Girl

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Nathan F wrote:
aerius wrote:<snip>
You are an attractive lady, Aerius.
Thanks, it means so much to me. I am taking marraige proposals by the way... :wink:
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Vympel wrote:April 1, people, April 1.
Oh, sorry, was it not obvious that I was laughing in my post? Sorry, I was. :lol:
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Zaia wrote:
Vympel wrote:April 1, people, April 1.
Oh, sorry, was it not obvious that I was laughing in my post? Sorry, I was. :lol:
*Looks at Zaia's avatar*

Hey, are you free anytime tonight...
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aerius wrote:
Nathan F wrote:You are an attractive lady, Aerius.
Thanks, it means so much to me. I am taking marraige proposals by the way... :wink:

You'll have to get seven if you want to beat my record, darlin'. :D


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Hey, are you free anytime tonight...
*chuckles*

Does that mean you approve of the change of avatar, then, AV? :twisted: :wink: [/quote]
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aerius wrote:
Nathan F wrote: You are an attractive lady, Aerius.
Thanks, it means so much to me. I am taking marraige proposals by the way... :wink:
I love you, will you marry me?
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Zaia wrote:
aerius wrote:
Nathan F wrote:You are an attractive lady, Aerius.
Thanks, it means so much to me. I am taking marraige proposals by the way... :wink:

You'll have to get seven if you want to beat my record, darlin'. :D


Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Looks at Zaia's avatar*

Hey, are you free anytime tonight...
*chuckles*

Does that mean you approve of the change of avatar, then, AV? :twisted: :wink:
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She is sehr cute, whomever she is.

But not a touch on Zaia-aia herself. :wink:
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Yes, yes, its true....I'm actually William Shatner.
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Stravo wrote:Yes, yes, its true....I'm actually William Shatner.
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Re: Important: I'm actually a Girl

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Zaia wrote:
aerius wrote:I am taking marraige proposals by the way... :wink:
You'll have to get seven if you want to beat my record, darlin'. :D
jmac wrote:I love you, will you marry me?
That's one proposal, 6 more to go... :D
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Stravo wrote:Yes, yes, its true....I'm actually William Shatner.
Quick, stop him before he makes any more movies!
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Stormbringer wrote:
Stravo wrote:Yes, yes, its true....I'm actually William Shatner.
Quick, stop him before he makes any more movies!
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And i`m an alien from the planet Zharklon 5 8) :lol:
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Montcalm wrote:And i`m an alien from the planet Zharklon 5 8) :lol:
*smack* Liar. There are only four planets in the Zharklon system.
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So what about those pictures of you and that musician? So you were the chick?
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IG-88E wrote:
Montcalm wrote:And i`m an alien from the planet Zharklon 5 8) :lol:
*smack* Liar. There are only four planets in the Zharklon system.
You`re wrong the fifth one is cloaked.
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aerius wrote:Yes, it's true, I'm actually female. For too long I've pretended I was a guy, but we all know that's not true. You'll notice that all me avatars have been female, and that's no accident, it was a subconscious cry for help, hoping that someone would be able to see the truth. So yes, it's true, I'm a girl, all those pictures are actually of my friend. In real life, I look like this.

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All this time I thought you were a very confused Asian boy....
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David wrote:All this time I thought you were a very confused Asian boy....
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