Wrestlemania

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 01:56pm

*runs like a scalded dog*

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 01:57pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*runs like a scalded dog*

*stands victorious* You cannot defeat the power of HHH's belt of No-Sell!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 01:59pm

*returns with a sledge happer and gives Xerxes a HHH nose to match his HHH belt of No-Sell*

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:00pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*returns with a sledge happer and gives Xerxes a HHH nose to match his HHH belt of No-Sell*

*Rolls back to his feet, looking at his new HHH-nose* Damn you! *kicks Pounder in the gut...Pedigrees. Begins a brutal assault with the sledge*

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 02:01pm

*bleeds*

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:04pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*bleeds*

Who's the bitch, now?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 02:11pm

*Spured back to life due to being punked out, proceeds to rise to his feet and trade punches with Xerxes culminating in Pounder dishing out the Pearl River Plunge*

*pounder then kicks Xerxes out of the ring while his theme music, Starfuckers Inc by NIN is played*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-01 02:11pm

Mc Mahon's Daughter

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 02:13pm

I like Stef. She makes me horny and makes me cringe all at once. She is so sexy but once she opens her mouth to talk my stiffy dies. She has the most horriable voice ever.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:19pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I like Stef. She makes me horny and makes me cringe all at once. She is so sexy but once she opens her mouth to talk my stiffy dies. She has the most horriable voice ever.

I'm going to have to agree with you on that, Pounder. Her voice is horrendous. Althought lately, she's toned down the abnoxious edge to it. I just can't imagine how Hunter deals with that when they fuck? Could you imagine...... *shudders*

*shakes his head, wondering why the hell Pounder would do a shitty move like the Pearl River Plunge. Walks over to the announce area, grabbing a chair. Sneaks back in the ring while Pounder is posing for the fans. Lays him out with a chair across the back of the skull* *Pounders music dies out, as his own theme, "Antichrist Superstar" by Marilyn Manson blares to life.*

Bitch.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 02:32pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*Spured back to life due to being punked out, proceeds to rise to his feet and trade punches with Xerxes culminating in Pounder dishing out the Pearl River Plunge*

*pounder then kicks Xerxes out of the ring while his theme music, Starfuckers Inc by NIN is played*

Looks like Pounder managed a Rock Comeback (TM).

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:35pm

2000AD wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:*Spured back to life due to being punked out, proceeds to rise to his feet and trade punches with Xerxes culminating in Pounder dishing out the Pearl River Plunge*

*pounder then kicks Xerxes out of the ring while his theme music, Starfuckers Inc by NIN is played*
Looks like Pounder managed a Rock Comeback (TM).

Disappear for months to make movies no one cares about and then come back suddenly, switching to the opposite show then you were supposed to be one (no-selling the Roster Split) and instantly being thrown into storylines that are at the top of the card, despite your absence, and despite the toil of the others who were trying to elevate to that postion in your absense?

That sort of Rock Comeback?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 02:35pm

My name is Darth Geraldo Pounder. I'll see your ass at the next Pay-Per-View Xeres.

BTW the Pear River Plunge is very underestimated. I'd already used my special, the Double Underarm Drop Face DDT. I call it the Pounder. And i've used it before in RL.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:44pm

Darth Pounder wrote:My name is Darth Geraldo Pounder. I'll see your ass at the next Pay-Per-View Xeres.

BTW the Pear River Plunge is very underestimated. I'd already used my special, the Double Underarm Drop Face DDT. I call it the Pounder. And i've used it before in RL.

Backyard wrestle? I do too. My character is the son of the Undertaker...Magus. I use the Tombstone, and some of his other signature moves.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 02:45pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote: Disappear for months to make movies no one cares about and then come back suddenly, switching to the opposite show then you were supposed to be one (no-selling the Roster Split) and instantly being thrown into storylines that are at the top of the card, despite your absence, and despite the toil of the others who were trying to elevate to that postion in your absense?

That sort of Rock Comeback?

Lol, but no. The Rock Comeback (TM) involves you getting beaten to within an inch of your life and then suddenly you turn around and lay the smackdown on your opponent, winning no matter what. Dodgy Ref's, Interference, Illegal methods, all are crushed by the power of The Rock Comeback (TM) (Formerly known as The Hogan Comeback, or The Goldberg Comeback if you were a WCW fan)

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:48pm

2000AD wrote:
Lord_Xerxes wrote: Disappear for months to make movies no one cares about and then come back suddenly, switching to the opposite show then you were supposed to be one (no-selling the Roster Split) and instantly being thrown into storylines that are at the top of the card, despite your absence, and despite the toil of the others who were trying to elevate to that postion in your absense?

That sort of Rock Comeback?
Lol, but no. The Rock Comeback (TM) involves you getting beaten to within an inch of your life and then suddenly you turn around and lay the smackdown on your opponent, winning no matter what. Dodgy Ref's, Interference, Illegal methods, all are crushed by the power of The Rock Comeback (TM) (Formerly known as The Hogan Comeback, or The Goldberg Comeback if you were a WCW fan)

The Rock comeback still doesn't hold a candle to the power of HHH's no-sell.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 02:52pm

Darth Pounder wrote:My name is Darth Geraldo Pounder. I'll see your ass at the next Pay-Per-View Xeres.

BTW the Pear River Plunge is very underestimated. I'd already used my special, the Double Underarm Drop Face DDT. I call it the Pounder. And i've used it before in RL.

I was Reaperman. When we wrestled at school wqe were generally more technical as we'd heard about all these kids that broke their necks and shit doing DDT's and piledrivers. My prefered moves were the Boston Crab, The Sharpshooter and one of my own invention The AaaAaAaaAArRrrGGH, named after the sound the first (and only) person i put in it made. I don't know how i managed it but i got him in an arm wrench, and (standing back to back) lifted him off the gorund by jamming my shoulder somewhere around his shoulder blade and using his arm as a lever. He "tapped out" immeadiatly and i never did it again because i couldn't figure out how i managed it.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 03:22pm

We had it going on, When i was a kid we got a huge back garden, used the dinning room chairs as turnbuckles and got lots of rope. We all chipped in and bought Tag Titles and a WWF title belt. It all went horribly wrong when i nearly killed the kid who owned the garden. I DDT'd him on the concrete patio giving him 40 stitches. I was the undesputed WWF champion. No one got up from my Pounder. It was my own move and never used on the TV ever.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 03:26pm

Darth Pounder wrote:We had it going on, When i was a kid we got a huge back garden, used the dinning room chairs as turnbuckles and got lots of rope. We all chipped in and bought Tag Titles and a WWF title belt. It all went horribly wrong when i nearly killed the kid who owned the garden. I DDT'd him on the concrete patio giving him 40 stitches. I was the undesputed WWF champion. No one got up from my Pounder. It was my own move and never used on the TV ever.

Mick Foley/Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love used the Double-Arm DDT.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 03:26pm

Isn't The Ounder like Mick Foley / Mankind / Cactus Jack / Dude Lovs 's double arrm DDT?

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 03:30pm

Mine is better, It's the Double Arm DDT mixed with the Impailer DDT. You get the double Underhook and make like you are gonna Suplex them then half way to vertical you drop them on their face. Sweet and it was the cause of one real life HHH nose job.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 03:32pm

2000AD wrote:Isn't The Ounder like Mick Foley / Mankind / Cactus Jack / Dude Lovs 's double arrm DDT?

I said that already, dammit.

Am I that ignorable? First you all ignore my whole Wrestlemania thread, then you ignore my posts!? *goes on a violent rampage, gore-ing and powerbombing them all.*

Ah, I see, Pounder. That would be very different.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 03:34pm

very powerful move, you needed to be quite strong to do it as most victims where unwilling.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 03:47pm

Darth Pounder wrote:very powerful move, you needed to be quite strong to do it as most victims where unwilling.

Depends on the size of the person you're doing it to. But I'm 6'5, and I'm not tree branch.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-04-01 03:48pm

Lord_Xerxes wrote:
2000AD wrote:Isn't The Ounder like Mick Foley / Mankind / Cactus Jack / Dude Lovs 's double arrm DDT?
I said that already, dammit.

Am I that ignorable? First you all ignore my whole Wrestlemania thread, then you ignore my posts!? *goes on a violent rampage, gore-ing and powerbombing them all.*

Ah, I see, Pounder. That would be very different.

Hey! If you check i was the only one that replied to your Wrestlemania page! And it took me four minutes to write that post because i clicked reply, went and read another page that i had loading up in a second window, and then came back and wrote the reply!

*Takes Gores and powerbombs and looks beaten but suddenly .... Rock Comeback (TM) , does a modified spear on Xerxes that enables him to quickly roll Xerxes up into a boston crab.*