Slogan Generator

[Admiral Valdemar]

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

This site is great.

It's Valdemar Time.

Behold the Power of Valdemar.

The Valdemar That Likes To Say Yes.

Kills All Known Valdemar - Dead. (Uh...)

Take Two Bottles into the Anal Fudge?

Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Anal Fudge?

The Fucktard of Champions.

Refreshes the Queer Homosexual Slurry Other Beers Cannot Reach.

There's Always Room For Donkey Rapists.

Chicken Tonight Just Feels Right.

Let's Face The Music and Thermonuclear Fire.

Full Of Eastern Thermonuclear Fire.

Got Thermonuclear Fire?

How Do You Eat Your Breasts?

It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Breasts.

Fungal Death Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

Break Me Off a Piece of That Suicidal Fish.

Lightening the God.

The Future's Bright. The Future's God.

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Holy Shit.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Holy Shit.

Don't Say Brown, Say "Retarded Elephant".

Feel The Raw Naked Retarded Elephant Of The Road.

Good Manhood Has Danish Written All Over It.

Incredible Humpathon - The Appetizer!

[NecronLord]

Behold the Power of Valdemar - Azaloth, only this one make Time Lords soil themselves

Time for a Sharp Necronlord.

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Necronlord. (I'm soooo scared.)

[DeadM]

Suicidal:
It's That Suicidal Feeling.
Tense, Nervous, Suicidal?
Absolut Suicidal.

Lifestyle:
Kills All Known Lifestyle - Dead.
You Need A Lifestyle.

Bitch:
You Can Do It When You Bitch It.
Bitch-Lickin' Good.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Bitch.

[Admiral Valdemar]

Go On, Get Your Cthulhu Out.

Look, Ma, No Cthulhu!

You Can Really Taste The Total Annihilation!

It's Genetically Engineered Penguin Time.

Radioactive Banana Tested, Mother Approved.

You Like Radioactive Banana. Radioactive Banana Likes You.

You Too Can Have A Monkey Man Like Mine.

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Alucard.

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The Death Star.

151 Countries, One Death Star.

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Cowboy Bebop.

Loves the Valdemar You Hate.

Loves the Exterminatus You Hate.

Top Breeders Recommend Khornate Slaughter.

The Coolest Super Luminous Arse Flakes on Ice.

Have You Forgotten How Good Gunshot Tastes?

Micro$oft Is Good For You.

So Easy, No Wonder Micro$oft is #1.

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Harry Pothead?

It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Cheeky Monkey Of Doom.

Leaves Your Psychologically Unstable Hatfucker From Mars Minty not Mediciney.

Devon Knows How They Make Anal Fudge So Creamy.

What's In Your Assblaster?

The Ultimate Skaffen-Amtiskaw Machine.

You Deserve A Meatfucker Today.

A Slaanesh Is Forever.

Australians Wouldn't Give A Pokémon For Anything Else.

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Arse Bandits Knows for Sure.

Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Arse Bandits.

Gives A Meal Mr. T-Appeal.

Obey Your Mr. T.

Ribbed For Her Mr. T.

Come to Life. Come to Instant Universal Death Spectacular.

Stop. Go. Slogans From Hell.

The Incredible, Edible Valdemar's Select Cuts.

This Is The Age Of The Valdemar's Heretic Disembowler 2000.

The Valdemar's Heretic Disembowler 2000 Effect.

A Day Without Valdemar's Heretic Disembowler 2000 is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

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My work here is done...

[NecronLord]

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Death.

Nothing Sucks Like A Death.

Simple Impartial Death

You Press the Death, We Do the Rest.

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Death!

We Don't Make Death. We Make Death Better. (painted on the side of a Necron Ship)

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Death.

The Lion Goes from Death to Death.

A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Death. (Join Chaos Today dial 0800-KHORNE)

Now with 50% more Death! (A fanfic by Lt Hit-Man)

You Can Be Sure of Death. (So True)

Don't Be Vague. Ask for Death.

Kills All Known Valdemar - Dead.

Where can I buy that?

[Zoink]

Trying to think of a slogan for the Science/Morality forum:

It's Not All God Bashing, God Bashing, God Bashing, you know.
Does the Hard God Bashing for You.
Things Happen After a God Bashing.
It's Not TV. It's God Bashing.
God Bashing: The Other White Meat.
You've Got Questions. We've Got God Bashing.

[Damaramu]

Snap! Crackle! Damaramu!

[Lord_Xerxes]

I did some for my website:

Pure Gotdoom.com.

Snap into a Gotdoom.com!

A Day Without Gotdoom.com is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Don't You Just Love Being In Gotdoom.com?

Grab Life by the Gotdoom.com.

The funny thing is, when I loaded the page "doom" was already entered into the text imput. Did that happen for anyone else?

[Captain tycho]

"Im a secret fundie ass drinker".
"Anal Sex. It's what for dinner".
"Because Nuclear Warheads is complicated Enough".
"You've got questions. We got the US Air Force."
"The Fatass of a new generation."
"You desrve Darth Vader's Heiney today."
"Why can't everything orange be Jerry Falwell's Ass?"

[Lord Pounder]

"THE DARTH POUNDER GOES STRIAGHT TO YOUR HEAD"

I usually go for the balls 1st but it'll do.

[Alex Moon]

Come to Life. Come to Moon.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Moon.
Just Do Moon.

Moon Makes Everything Better. [Why, yes I do]

Nobody Does It Like Moon.
The Moon That Likes To Say Yes.

It's A Bit Of A Moon.

The Best Moon Under One Roof.

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Penis Party.

And All Because The Lady Loves Penis Party.
Tonight, Let It Be Penis Party.

Pride of the Penis Party For Over a Hundred Years.
Make Penis Party Yours.
What Would You Do For A Penis Party?


Incest Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Incest.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Incest.

All You Add Is Incest.
A Finger of Incest is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.

- - - -

I think I'm going to stop now...

[Alex Moon]

8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Hentai.

You Can't Top a Clown Sex.

Hentai Unscripted.

There's Only One Clown Sex.

There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Hentai.

I Can't Believe It's Not Hentai.

The Clown Sex Of A New Generation.

Schhh... You Know Hentai.

And All Because The Lady Loves Hentai.

My Anti-Drug is Clown Sex.

If You Can't Beat Hentai, Join Hentai.

Make Room for the Horse Cock.

Go On, Get Your Hentai Out.

What Would You Do For A Horse Cock?

You Like Hentai. Hentai Likes You.

The Best Horse Cock A Man Can Get.

[Cal Wright]

What would you do for an American Warlord? (Ladies, feel free to post)

Cowboy Bebop-Lickin' Good

I want my Trigun!

[weemadando]

Damnit, I think we slash-dotted it...

[weemadando]

Come See the Softer Side of Weemadando.

The Coolest Weemadando on Ice.

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Weemadando.

Takes a Trekkie but it Keeps on Tickin'.

Taste the Trekkie.

Stimulation for Body and Porn.

Washing Machines Live Longer With Porn.

[Beowulf]

With A Name Like Heavy Armor Brigade, It Has To Be Good.

[Gandalf]

The Gandalf Effect

Making Gandalf taste better.

Tough on dirt, gentle on Gandalf.

Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Gandalf

Everything We Do is Driven by Mike

Mike Unscripted

Only Mike Can Prevent Forest Fires

Life's Pretty Straight Without BDZ

Tense, Nervous, BDZ?

Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy BDZ!

Time for a Sharp BDZ

[fgalkin]

The Incredible, Edible Fgalkin.

Gotta Lotta Darkstar

Out Of The Strong Came Forth Mike Wong

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Stardestroyer.net (that's true )

A Finger of Star Wars is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat

Don't You Just Love Being In Star Trek?

The Dirt says Hot, The Label says Babylon 5.

Did Somebody Say The Culture?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

[fgalkin]

We Build The Cult Of Fgalkin

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin