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2000AD wrote:
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2000AD wrote:Isn't The Ounder like Mick Foley / Mankind / Cactus Jack / Dude Lovs 's double arrm DDT?
I said that already, dammit.

Am I that ignorable? First you all ignore my whole Wrestlemania thread, then you ignore my posts!? *goes on a violent rampage, gore-ing and powerbombing them all.*

Ah, I see, Pounder. That would be very different.
Hey! If you check i was the only one that replied to your Wrestlemania page! And it took me four minutes to write that post because i clicked reply, went and read another page that i had loading up in a second window, and then came back and wrote the reply!

*Takes Gores and powerbombs and looks beaten but suddenly .... Rock Comeback (TM) , does a modified spear on Xerxes that enables him to quickly roll Xerxes up into a boston crab.*
In that case, my apologies, 2000AD.

*powers out of the boston crab, rolls to his feet. Raises an open palm while waiting for 2000 to turn around...Hand slaps loudly on 2000's throat. Tosses the arm over his own, lifts.........CHOKESLAM!*
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Lord_Xerxes wrote: *powers out of the boston crab, rolls to his feet. Raises an open palm while waiting for 2000 to turn around...Hand slaps loudly on 2000's throat. Tosses the arm over his own, lifts.........CHOKESLAM!*
*2000AD is dead on the ground. But Pounder wraps his belt of HHH no sell around 2000AD. 2000AD feels the power of the no-sell and the Rock Comeback combining. Xerxes is celebrating. 2000AD sneaks up and locks in an arm wrench, which he turns into The AaaAaAaaAArRrrGGH*

*<Jim Ross> Oh my God! The AaaAaAaaAArRrrGGH!!! Oh My God King, has anyone ever escaped from this move in the history of the WWE. Oh My God*

*<king> Puppiiieeees, no wait.*

*<JR> Oh my god*

*but suddenly Pounder whips his belt of no-sell off of 2000AD. His power fades and 2000AD collapses on the ground, Xerxes along side him having passed out from the pain. Earl Hebner counts them both out*

*<JR> Oh my god King, that was a tremendous match. Oh My God>
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Next of Kin wrote:Will Goldberg show up on RAW?
I hope not unless he improved immensely. He is a very sloppy wrestler which means a lot of wrestler get injured during his matches.
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He's already showed up.
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Rubberanvil wrote:
Next of Kin wrote:Will Goldberg show up on RAW?
I hope not unless he improved immensely. He is a very sloppy wrestler which means a lot of wrestler get injured during his matches.
He showed up last night and speared The Rock.

And I agree with you, Goldberg is a horrible wrestler. I just can't wait for him to job to the WWE wrestlers that overshadowed his WWE rise...Austin, HHH, Taker...Brock stomping Goldberg would be good too.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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*Suddenly out of nowhere, Goldberd come from the crowd. He spears Pounder before Pounder gets the chance to put on his No Sell belt again. Set's him up ... Jackhammer! Pounder is layed out along with 2000AD and Xerxes, Goldberg runs out.*

*<JR> Oh my god!*
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FUCK SAKE, We don't get Raw till Friday in the UK, Can you not post soilers.
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I know we don't get RAW over here till Fridays, but since it's up on the net already i posted it. Sorry.
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*Kicks "2000AD in the stomach and delivers the X-Factor*
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2000AD wrote:I know we don't get RAW over here till Fridays, but since it's up on the net already i posted it. Sorry.
Yeah, sorry. We didn't know. We'll refrain in the future. But like it wasn't obvious anyway. It's been all over the net since Mania.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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i never liked Goldberg. He was too easy a storyline to develop. He Never loses and he gets very angry. I was worried thats what they where gonna make Brock into for a while there.
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Darth Pounder wrote:*Kicks "2000AD in the stomach and delivers the X-Factor*
*Comes round after some "assisstance" from his "manager" Trish Startus. Accepts Pounder was right to attack him, especially since he only attacked him with a crappy X-Factor*

*<king> Puppies!*

*<JR> Oh My God!*
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GOLDBERG "the next WWE Champion" WHO"S NEXT :lol:
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Scot Stinner and Goldberg have history, professional and personal.

Scott Stinner is apparently an ego-maniac and he and ole bill clashed.
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theski wrote:GOLDBERG "the next WWE Champion" WHO"S NEXT :lol:
Pah! Even the Undertaker could take Goldberg!

What i want to know is when is kane gonna be WWE champion!!!
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Kane has been WWE Champion before. They made a huge mistake killing off the "lesser" titles IMHO.
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irishmick79 wrote:Next of kin is frantically looking around in the middle of the ring, waiting for Xerxes to show up, but Xerxes hasn't hit the ring yet....his music is playing but no Xerxes. This crowd is going nuts, and WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT'S XERXES IN THE CROWD! Next of Kin doesn't see him, he's still looking at the entrance way while Xerxes sneaks into the ring behind him....spins him around, and STUNNER! STUNNER! Xerxes lands the stunner on Next of Kin, and Kin looks like he's out cold!
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**Backstage NoK rewinds the footage of irishmick79 completing the stunner, then violently rips the tape out of the vcr and throws it into the trash can. Michael Cole and the camera man quickly rush into the dressing room**

Michael Cole: "NoK, NoK, what's on your mind after receiving that vicious stunner from irishmick79 in front of that capacity crowd?"

**NoK grabs the mic away**
NoK: "Ya know brotha, that was the lowest of the low! I've got me a score to settle with that candy ass jabronie!

**NoK pushes cole out of the way and walks out of the dressing room in search of irishmich79**
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Darth Pounder wrote:Kane has been WWE Champion before. They made a huge mistake killing off the "lesser" titles IMHO.
He was champ for like a day or something, from PPV till next RAW. That hardly counts. Kane rocks IMO and i think he's long due a title shot!
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Him and RVD make a great Tag Team. But yeah he is due something. He;s worked heard and has the heardest to wear ring atire so thats worth something.
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The problem with Kane getting a push is the lack of skills with the MIC..
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Next of Kin wrote:
**Backstage NoK rewinds the footage of irishmick79 completing the stunner, then violently rips the tape out of the vcr and throws it into the trash can. Michael Cole and the camera man quickly rush into the dressing room**

Michael Cole: "NoK, NoK, what's on your mind after receiving that vicious stunner from irishmick79 in front of that capacity crowd?"

**NoK grabs the mic away**
NoK: "Ya know brotha, that was the lowest of the low! I've got me a score to settle with that candy ass jabronie!

**NoK pushes cole out of the way and walks out of the dressing room in search of irishmich79**
*WHile recieving "medical attention" from Trish in his dressing room 2000AD watches NoK's statement which is for some reason being broadcast live throughout the buillding. Not one to miss a good fight 2000AD tells Trish to wait and goes in search of NoK and irishmich79 *
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theski wrote:The problem with Kane getting a push is the lack of skills with the MIC..
Kane don't need skills with mic sucker! All he has to do is look hard and intimidate people!
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*Intercepts 2000AD on his way to Irishmicks Dressing room and proceeds to throw 2000AD into a darkened room. After a lot od scuffeling and the sound of smashing glass Pounder emerges bloodied but alive and kicking*
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theski wrote:The problem with Kane getting a push is the lack of skills with the MIC..
And the fact that he's slightly over-rated.
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Yea 2000 but the push can only go so high!! As I see it you will have a 5 way ego match soon Stiner, HHH, The Rock, Austin , Goldberg who has the biggest ego..
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