Viva la Resistance! Long live the Emperor!!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:14pm

Darth Pounder wrote:I'm Irish, i've been threatened by professionals. Take your best shot. See me in the Wrestlemania thread.

::::: sends 10,000 Ghouls and 1,000 abominations to crush darth pounder:::

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:15pm

*counters with haletosis al-la Cheese & Onion chrisps*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:21pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*counters with haletosis al-la Cheese & Onion chrisps*

:::watches the undead army March foreward, unfazed by punder's pitiful breath:::

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:23pm

*goes to plan b and unleashes the flatuance-of-curry*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:27pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*goes to plan b and unleashes the flatuance-of-curry*

::::wonders how an army of ROTTING CORPSES is going to be defeated by bad breath and farts::::

::: has several GDI ion cannon sats target the rebels HQ and fire:::

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:29pm

engages the HQ's Shield. Out shields are powered by Darkstars Wall Of Ignorance tm. Nothing can penetrate it.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 04:31pm

You humans and your violent tendencies....

*throws his hand up in the air, gesturing to an unseen menace in the background*

Come Red Wings! For Victory! For the Playoffs! For the Cup!

RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!

*The Red Wings skate in, bladed sticks gleaming in the sunlight, as Federov casually lops off Pounder's head. Darksider runs for his life, knowing full well any skills he may posess are infintismally small next to that off the Wings, but Draper will have none of that. Pulling his stick back for a long swing, he smashes a spiked puck into the air. Moving at hundreds of miles a second, Darksider never had a chance to think "oh fuck..." as the puck slammed through his chest, spewing guts across the floor, as the puck continues unshaken along its course.*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:33pm

Darth Pounder wrote:engages the HQ's Shield. Out shields are powered by Darkstars Wall Of Ignorance tm. Nothing can penetrate it.

You claim to be resisting the Trektards and yet your shield is powered by one????

::: pulls out rune blade and hits pounder with "death coil" ::::

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-04-01 04:33pm

*Launches his last gasp weapon at Darth Garden Gnome. THE CLUMSEY MILK MAN. Pounder laughs as DGG is knocked over by the milk delivering bafoon*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:35pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:You humans and your violent tendencies....

*throws his hand up in the air, gesturing to an unseen menace in the background*

Come Red Wings! For Victory! For the Playoffs! For the Cup!

RED WINGS: FOR THE CUP!

*The Red Wings skate in, bladed sticks gleaming in the sunlight, as Federov casually lops off Pounder's head. Darksider runs for his life, knowing full well any skills he may posess are infintismally small next to that off the Wings, but Draper will have none of that. Pulling his stick back for a long swing, he smashes a spiked puck into the air. Moving at hundreds of miles a second, Darksider never had a chance to think "oh fuck..." as the puck slammed through his chest, spewing guts across the floor, as the puck continues unshaken along its course.*

::: doges to the side, avoiding the puck and lops off draper's head as he skates past:::

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-01 04:36pm

Darksider wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:*counters with haletosis al-la Cheese & Onion chrisps*

:::watches the undead army March foreward, unfazed by punder's pitiful breath:::

Ten brigades of MLRS units open up, covering several dozen square mile of the army and the terrian around it in bomblets, tearing every last undead into little more then ground beef.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 04:37pm

Darth Pounder wrote:*Launches his last gasp weapon at Darth Garden Gnome. THE CLUMSEY MILK MAN. Pounder laughs as DGG is knocked over by the milk delivering bafoon*

NOT THE MILK!

*DGG runs as fast as possible, but his legs are just to stubby. The sniviling imbecile runs at full speed into DGG, knocking him onto the ground with a satisfying 'umph.'*

We....shall...meet again....Milk Man....

*fade to black*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 04:37pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:*counters with haletosis al-la Cheese & Onion chrisps*

:::watches the undead army March foreward, unfazed by punder's pitiful breath:::
Ten brigades of MLRS units open up, covering several dozen square mile of the army and the terrian around it in bomblets, tearing every last undead into little more then ground beef.

*snaps his fingers, shatters the MLRS' as if they were made of glass*

My work here is done.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:38pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darksider wrote:
Darth Pounder wrote:*counters with haletosis al-la Cheese & Onion chrisps*

:::watches the undead army March foreward, unfazed by punder's pitiful breath:::
Ten brigades of MLRS units open up, covering several dozen square mile of the army and the terrian around it in bomblets, tearing every last undead into little more then ground beef.

Wait a min. since when the hell were you fighting with the rebels????

:::: calls in an orbital strike and laughs maniaclly as HTLs wipe out the MLRS units:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 04:39pm

Darksider wrote:::: doges to the side, avoiding the puck and lops off draper's head as he skates past:::

*Draper leaps over Darksider's blade, and delivers a viscous kick to his face before skating back to the rest of the team. He charges in for his next assualt*

DRAPER: Don't fuck with the Grind Line son!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:41pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::: doges to the side, avoiding the puck and lops off draper's head as he skates past:::
*Draper leaps over Darksider's blade, and delivers a viscous kick to his face before skating back to the rest of the team. He charges in for his next assualt*

DRAPER: Don't fuck with the Grind Line son!

:::: uses the dark side of the force to snap draper's neck as he skates away:::

:::walks over to drapers corpse:::

pity...i like the red wings

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 04:46pm

Darksider wrote::::: uses the dark side of the force to snap draper's neck as he skates away:::

:::walks over to drapers corpse:::

pity...i like the red wings

*Draper stands there unshaken, and Darrksider notcies with horror a small yellow lizard wrapped around Draper's neck, he infamous ysalamiri*

Myrkr has so many surprises for those willing to look, you know.

*moving in for his second charge, Draper opts for the goalie stick. A brutal looking blade six feet long, mechanical in nature its tip is a miniature chain-saw, excellent for rending flesh and wiping the arrogant smile of Dark Side users faces*

*Wasting no time, Draper moves in for a shot between the legs, hooking one and dropping Darksider to the ground. Draper rears up his blade and bears down on Darksider's hapless body*

The Force is overrated.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:47pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::: uses the dark side of the force to snap draper's neck as he skates away:::

:::walks over to drapers corpse:::

pity...i like the red wings
*Draper stands there unshaken, and Darrksider notcies with horror a small yellow lizard wrapped around Draper's neck, he infamous ysalamiri*

Myrkr has so many surprises for those willing to look, you know.

*moving in for his second charge, Draper opts for the goalie stick. A brutal looking blade six feet long, mechanical in nature its tip is a miniature chain-saw, excellent for rending flesh and wiping the arrogant smile of Dark Side users faces*

*Wasting no time, Draper moves in for a shot between the legs, hooking one and dropping Darksider to the ground. Draper rears up his blade and bears down on Darksider's hapless body*

The Force is overrated.

:::: dive outta the way of drapers stick and fires a death coil blast at the cheesy lawn ornimant who is controlling him::::

:::: pulls out radio and calls for immediate assistance ::::

:::: five hundred covenant elites rush onto the scene and brutally slaughter the red wings:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 04:52pm

Darksider wrote::::: dive outta the way of drapers stick and fires a death coil blast at the cheesy lawn ornimant who is controlling him::::

Cheesy? I'll have you know that the friendly people in Lawn Ornaments and Sons of Hong Kong made me to be as anotomically correct a gnome as possible. I'm state of the art damnit!

*quits rambling long enough to activate his personal shield, absorbing the "Death Coil" blast (whatever the fuck that is)*

So where was I? Oh right: I have been designed to fill any and all needs of Garden Gnomes, especially those who have violent tendencies, and a equally violent hockey team in their possesion!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:54pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:
*quits rambling long enough to activate his personal shield, absorbing the "Death Coil" blast (whatever the fuck that is)*

It's a spell in warcraft 3 for the undead side

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 04:55pm

Don't edit posts numbnuts!

Darksider wrote::::: pulls out radio and calls for immediate assistance ::::

:::: five hundred covenant elites rush onto the scene and brutally slaughter the red wings

*most unfortunate for Darksider, the jamming being provided by the ISD Lawn Ornament blocks his desperate call for help*

I've taken any and all procautions to prevent our fight from being interrupted. Now, can you try a less cowardly approach this time? I'm waiting.

*taps foot impatiently*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:58pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Don't edit posts numbnuts!

Darksider wrote::::: pulls out radio and calls for immediate assistance ::::

:::: five hundred covenant elites rush onto the scene and brutally slaughter the red wings
*most unfortunate for Darksider, the jamming being provided by the ISD Lawn Ornament blocks his desperate call for help*

I've taken any and all procautions to prevent our fight from being interrupted. Now, can you try a less cowardly approach this time? I'm waiting.

*taps foot impatiently*

very well then ::: puts runeblade away and pulls out E-11:::
let's get this over with
:::: starts spraying the area with autofire from E-11::::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 04:59pm

P.S.
all this crap is over with after april fools day right????

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-01 05:02pm

Armed with the inerrant word of GOD, I raise my 1611 King James Version of the HOLY Bible and pray to the resurrected Son for the peace and lovingkindness of our LORD to descend on these secular pan-theists.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:04pm

Darksider wrote:very well then ::: puts runeblade away and pulls out E-11:::
let's get this over with
:::: starts spraying the area with autofire from E-11::::

*DGG's personal shield handles the E-11 fire with little effort*

Your gonna have to do better than that! Now then....Yzerman, your up.

*Yzerman, the famous Captain of the team, skates aggresivley to the front, skating past shot after shot of Darksider's gun. He approaches as unimaginable speed, and then goes low, and kicks the gun out from Darksider's hand, before sliding between his legs and chucking his blade into the gun, fragging both weapons in a burst of light*

Excellent *tosses Yzerman a new stick* Lets finish this!