Viva la Resistance! Long live the Emperor!!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:07pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Armed with the inerrant word of GOD, I raise my 1611 King James Version of the HOLY Bible and pray to the resurrected Son for the peace and lovingkindness of our LORD to descend on these secular pan-theists.

Bah, accursed Fundies. EvenI, the great leader of the Gnomish Revolution, have yet to find a weapon capable of penetrating their Walls Of Ignorance.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:07pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:very well then ::: puts runeblade away and pulls out E-11:::
let's get this over with
:::: starts spraying the area with autofire from E-11::::
*DGG's personal shield handles the E-11 fire with little effort*

Your gonna have to do better than that! Now then....Yzerman, your up.

*Yzerman, the famous Captain of the team, skates aggresivley to the front, skating past shot after shot of Darksider's gun. He approaches as unimaginable speed, and then goes low, and kicks the gun out from Darksider's hand, before sliding between his legs and chucking his blade into the gun, fragging both weapons in a burst of light*

Excellent *tosses Yzerman a new stick* Lets finish this!

:::: jumps over yzerman as he skates foreward firing downward at full auto:::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:09pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Armed with the inerrant word of GOD, I raise my 1611 King James Version of the HOLY Bible and pray to the resurrected Son for the peace and lovingkindness of our LORD to descend on these secular pan-theists.
Bah, accursed Fundies. EvenI, the great leader of the Gnomish Revolution, have yet to find a weapon capable of penetrating their Walls Of Ignorance.

I'll handle this

::: pulls out runeblade and casts a series of dark magic spells on the fundies:::

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-01 05:10pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Armed with the inerrant word of GOD, I raise my 1611 King James Version of the HOLY Bible and pray to the resurrected Son for the peace and lovingkindness of our LORD to descend on these secular pan-theists.
Bah, accursed Fundies. EvenI, the great leader of the Gnomish Revolution, have yet to find a weapon capable of penetrating their Walls Of Ignorance.

Hell-bound homo-aggenda feminazi lover! That would be a wall of FAITH! Git yourself to Church and get saved now, little demon!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:11pm

Darksider wrote::::: jumps over yzerman as he skates foreward firing downward at full auto:::

*Yzerman, using impossibly fast reflexes, brings his stick up to the raging blaster bolts, and begins deflecting them aside, using the Super-Hyper-Reflective-Technobabble at the end of either side of the stick to do so. Adopting a more agresive stance, he begins deflecting bolts back towards Darksider, all the while advancing on him.*

YZERMAN: Just a little bit closer....*glances at the vicsous-looking reaper blade deflecting DS's shots* Almost there...

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:12pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Armed with the inerrant word of GOD, I raise my 1611 King James Version of the HOLY Bible and pray to the resurrected Son for the peace and lovingkindness of our LORD to descend on these secular pan-theists.
Bah, accursed Fundies. EvenI, the great leader of the Gnomish Revolution, have yet to find a weapon capable of penetrating their Walls Of Ignorance.
Hell-bound homo-aggenda feminazi lover! That would be a wall of FAITH! Git yourself to Church and get saved now, little demon!

since no one answered me the first time, i'll reiterate. All this stuff stops with april fools day right???

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:14pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::: jumps over yzerman as he skates foreward firing downward at full auto:::
*Yzerman, using impossibly fast reflexes, brings his stick up to the raging blaster bolts, and begins deflecting them aside, using the Super-Hyper-Reflective-Technobabble at the end of either side of the stick to do so. Adopting a more agresive stance, he begins deflecting bolts back towards Darksider, all the while advancing on him.*

YZERMAN: Just a little bit closer....*glances at the vicsous-looking reaper blade deflecting DS's shots* Almost there...

::::: activates Uber-powerful personal shield and watches as the bolts and yzerman himself bounce off of it harmlessly :::::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:14pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Hell-bound homo-aggenda feminazi lover! That would be a wall of FAITH! Git yourself to Church and get saved now, little demon!

Faith is such a pathetic word. I prefer more eventful phrases like: "Flamethrower," and "Apocalyptic Nuclear Missle From Hell."

As for the demon wise-crack, I am a Gnome! Are you speciesist or something? You gotta problem with me? Its 'cause I'm short aint it? Who would have thought the "Disciple of God" would discriminate so blatantly.

Tsk tsk.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:19pm

Darksider wrote:::::: activates Uber-powerful personal shield and watches as the bolts and yzerman himself bounce off of it harmlessly :::::

*Yzerman retreats to the team*

Ok! Enough games! Take a breather boys! *pulls off cape, revealing the almighty Broad Sword of Stubbiness. No known being in existance can stop short its blade from striking true*

I'll handle this. *and with that, DGG jumps wildly into the fray, wielding his BSS proudly as, with one clean swipe, he cleaves off DS's shield*

*glances at DS's belt* Aha! It appears your blade is comprable to mine, no? Unsheate your weapon warrior, so we may do battle!

Darksider wrote:since no one answered me the first time, i'll reiterate. All this stuff stops with april fools day right???

Naw. TGODing happens occaisonally. A holiday isn't required.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:19pm

::::: wonders why a civil war has been started over an april fools joke:::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:22pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: activates Uber-powerful personal shield and watches as the bolts and yzerman himself bounce off of it harmlessly :::::
*Yzerman retreats to the team*

Ok! Enough games! Take a breather boys! *pulls off cape, revealing the almighty Broad Sword of Stubbiness. No known being in existance can stop short its blade from striking true*

I'll handle this. *and with that, DGG jumps wildly into the fray, wielding his BSS proudly as, with one clean swipe, he cleaves off DS's shield*

*glances at DS's belt* Aha! It appears your blade is comprable to mine, no? Unsheate your weapon warrior, so we may do battle!

Darksider wrote:since no one answered me the first time, i'll reiterate. All this stuff stops with april fools day right???
Naw. TGODing happens occaisonally. A holiday isn't required.

:::: pulls out runeblade and swings at garden gnome's head :::

(how long will this civil war last???)

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:26pm

Darksider wrote::::: pulls out runeblade and swings at garden gnome's head :::

*parrys attack, and stabs low, then reverses his footing, and swings around for a blow to DS's neck*

(how long will this civil war last???)

As long as there is a battle to be fought!

Quit complaining! Our post counts are going up right? Whaddaya worryin' about.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:27pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::: pulls out runeblade and swings at garden gnome's head :::
*parrys attack, and stabs low, then reverses his footing, and swings around for a blow to DS's neck*

::::: swings and parrys DG's blow and knees him in the stomach:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:31pm

Darksider wrote:::::: swings and parrys DG's blow and knees him in the stomach:::

*recovers instantly, and leaps over DS's head, butting the back of his neck with the BSS on his way down, and hears a satisfyingthudon the ground. He puts his weapon into a stabbing motion, and drives in for the kill*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:33pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote:::::: swings and parrys DG's blow and knees him in the stomach:::
*recovers instantly, and leaps over DS's head, butting the back of his neck with the BSS on his way down, and hears a satisfyingthudon the ground. He puts his weapon into a stabbing motion, and drives in for the kill*

:::: rolls out of the way of DG's stab, allowing his blade to stick in the ground. Gets back up and swings down at DG's neck:::

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:36pm

Darksider wrote::::: rolls out of the way of DG's stab, allowing his blade to stick in the ground. Gets back up and swings down at DG's neck:::

*leaps back, watching the blade pass within inches of his neck, and stops for a moment*

Your good, indeed...

*in a lightning fast motion, DGG grabs a trio of poison tipped dagger from his belt and hurls them at three random location on DS's body*

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:37pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Darksider wrote::::: rolls out of the way of DG's stab, allowing his blade to stick in the ground. Gets back up and swings down at DG's neck:::
*leaps back, watching the blade pass within inches of his neck, and stops for a moment*

Your good, indeed...

*in a lightning fast motion, DGG grabs a trio of poison tipped dagger from his belt and hurls them at three random location on DS's body*

::: dives to the ground, avoiding the daggers :::

::: gets back up and swings at DG's knee :::

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-04-01 05:37pm

The eccentric HOU Unruly Evil sits in orbit, looking down upon the foolish imbeciles below. It ready's its gridfire impeller as it backs away to a safer distance, and unleashes a torent of energies down upon the planet, raining utter destruction down upon the sum total of the civil war. The Heavy Offensive Unit laughes at the destruction on the worlds surface, and to finish anything and everything off, it unleashes a massive CAM barrage, followed up with torrents of plasma and X-ray laser fire, sterilizing the landscape through the massive amounts of heat and destruction.

Carved into the surface, in bright letters of molten stone, the words "Desicration has been visited upon this world. And now, I leave." were written, in six mile tall letters across the landscape.

The HOU tightens its fields and rechecks its siystems, pperpared for any assault to come.

Cheater.

I know.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 05:44pm

Darksider wrote:::: dives to the ground, avoiding the daggers :::

::: gets back up and swings at DG's knee :::

*jumps just high enough to avoid the blade, and lands in the same place, delivering a kick to DS's throat*

TO SINGULAR QUARTET: *As the planet is vaporized around him, a Sentinal Class shuttle arrives and picks up DGG and DS, leap sinto hyperspace, and deposits them on a distant planet*

IOW: MISSED ME!

And now my adversary, I must depart. *sheathes blade* 'Till we meet again!

*whisks away into the night*

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-01 05:44pm

Hmmm....

*Looks at all the chaos going on all around*

I need a WTF pic.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:45pm

Shinova wrote:Hmmm....

*Looks at all the chaos going on all around*

I need a WTF pic.

it's a civil war. what do you expect????

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-01 05:45pm

Darksider wrote:since no one answered me the first time, i'll reiterate. All this stuff stops with april fools day right???

How can you stop FAITH in the LORD? The mere coincidence of my conversion date has nothing to do with the love I have for Jesus. PRAISE! GLORY!

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-01 05:50pm

:::: sits alone on the undisclosed planet where DG droped me and wonders how to defeat the HOU that destroyed all of SD.net:::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 06:18pm

Singular Quartet wrote:The eccentric HOU Unruly Evil sits in orbit, looking down upon the foolish imbeciles below. It ready's its gridfire impeller as it backs away to a safer distance, and unleashes a torent of energies down upon the planet, raining utter destruction down upon the sum total of the civil war. The Heavy Offensive Unit laughes at the destruction on the worlds surface, and to finish anything and everything off, it unleashes a massive CAM barrage, followed up with torrents of plasma and X-ray laser fire, sterilizing the landscape through the massive amounts of heat and destruction.

Carved into the surface, in bright letters of molten stone, the words "Desicration has been visited upon this world. And now, I leave." were written, in six mile tall letters across the landscape.

The HOU tightens its fields and rechecks its siystems, pperpared for any assault to come.

Cheater.

I know.

*Looks up at the HOU as the fire happens, teleports into the ship and steals a ship, just before he leaves he turns around, facing the center of the ship, two blue glowing orbs appearing in his hands.*

DOUBLE BOATDOKEN!!!

*leaves in his stolen ship just before the HOU turns into a cloud of vaporized gas.*

Damnedable HOU's....

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-01 06:19pm

Darksider wrote: it's a civil war. what do you expect????

I honestly expected less...or maybe more.

Maybe we should write a SD.NET bible or something.