Viva la Resistance! Long live the Emperor!!

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-01 06:43pm

Fools! Do you truly think you can stand against the WarWolves?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 06:56pm

Lonestar wrote:Fools! Do you truly think you can stand against the WarWolves?

You think I fear the WarWolves. HA!

I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!

Wait..what side are you on?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-01 07:07pm

Captain_Cyran wrote: You think I fear the WarWolves. HA!

I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!

Wait..what side are you on?

Um....Not-EAS?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 07:07pm

Lonestar wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: You think I fear the WarWolves. HA!

I've got Black Magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!

Wait..what side are you on?
Um....Not-EAS?

You in the resistance?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-01 07:14pm

Yes! Long live Padishah Emperor Shaddam..., uh, Wong!

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-01 07:34pm

I CALL UPON ALL TRUE WARSIES TO RALLY TO FREEDOM'S FLAG!

...um....

Hmmm...I amy be able to combine the two

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 07:36pm

Add the Imperial symbol to the German flag, right in the middle.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-04-01 07:58pm

Add the Imperial symbol to the German flag, right in the middle.

But wouldn't you then have the old DDR flag?

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-04-01 08:00pm

You guys behave or I'll get Picard (or Darkstar, whoever's more ignorant) in here to negotiate a settlement.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-01 08:14pm

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 08:22pm

*Takes out bastard sword.*

Bring it!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 09:18pm

*emerges from wherever the hell he went after that HOU sucker-punched him*

Kneel, EAS supporters. While I might have been temporarily indisposed, your time grows short, your list of allies tiny. Surrender now.. And we will make your defeat merely legendary for swiftness, not cruelty.

Failure to comply, however....

*Nitram snaps his fingers, preparing a horde of irony-shield equipped mecha*

The HAB will be the first to find their most humiliating nightmares a reality at my dark hand.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 09:21pm

*Stands behind Nitram with a Boatdoken in each hand.*

And I'll take care of anything else...

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 09:26pm

SirNitram wrote: *Nitram snaps his fingers, preparing a horde of irony-shield equipped mecha*

Hadoken!

What? You thought I was going to use my tank?

*Wishes Mecha gone*

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 09:27pm

SirNitram wrote: *Nitram snaps his fingers, preparing a horde of irony-shield equipped mecha*

The HAB will be the first to find their most humiliating nightmares a reality at my dark hand.

*Sheppard snaps his fingers and an entire division of Maus tanks appears,
their sheer coolness/insanity
even-though-we-know-it-would-break-down-within-5-miles-of-a-road-march factor quickly overwhelming the mecha's irony-shields
and rendering them open to attack by conventional weapons*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 09:28pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: *Nitram snaps his fingers, preparing a horde of irony-shield equipped mecha*

The HAB will be the first to find their most humiliating nightmares a reality at my dark hand.
*Sheppard snaps his fingers and an entire division of Maus tanks appears,
their sheer coolness
even-though-we-know-it-would-break-down-within-5-miles-of-a-road-march factor quickly overwhelming the mecha's irony-shields
and rendering them open to attack by conventional weapons*

*as Sheppard takes the bait, Nitram stabs him in the neck. Repeatedly*

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 09:30pm

SirNitram wrote: *as Sheppard takes the bait, Nitram stabs him in the neck. Repeatedly*

Sheppard points at Nitram and laughs "Haw-HAW!"

Nitram looks at the Corpse he's stabbing and sees the words:

"Heavy Armor Brigade Decoy Drone Model MK-001 - High Explosive"

just before the Decoy Drone explodes in a fiery fireball taking Nitram with it

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 09:31pm

Beowulf wrote:
SirNitram wrote: *Nitram snaps his fingers, preparing a horde of irony-shield equipped mecha*
Hadoken!

What? You thought I was going to use my tank?

*Wishes Mecha gone*

Traitor!

*Blasts Beowulf with his DOUBLE BOATDOKEN!!

The Black Mages have no patience for your kind...

'It was just a bee, not no mo' it ain't'

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 09:32pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: *as Sheppard takes the bait, Nitram stabs him in the neck. Repeatedly*
Sheppard points at Nitram and laughs "Haw-HAW!"

Nitram looks at the Corpse he's stabbing and sees the words:

"Heavy Armor Brigade Decoy Drone Model MK-001 - High Explosive"

just before the Decoy Drone explodes in a fiery fireball taking Nitram with it

But wait, a BM can't stab hard enough to set off the explosive!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 09:33pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: *as Sheppard takes the bait, Nitram stabs him in the neck. Repeatedly*
Sheppard points at Nitram and laughs "Haw-HAW!"

Nitram looks at the Corpse he's stabbing and sees the words:

"Heavy Armor Brigade Decoy Drone Model MK-001 - High Explosive"

just before the Decoy Drone explodes in a fiery fireball taking Nitram with it

*as the flames clear, Nitram looks at the burnt remains of his pointy hat*

Hat... destroyed. Hope... lost. Anger... rising.

HADOKEN!

*vaporizes Sheppard in a 10 MT blast*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 09:34pm

*Quickly tosses Nitram a spare hat before his face strikes everyone in the board dead*

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-01 09:35pm

SirNitram wrote: *vaporizes Sheppard in a 10 MT blast*

Unfortunately for Nitram, and fortunately for sheppard, he was
wearing a set of body armor ripped straight from the pages
of Dale Browns' technowank Brownverse, where infantry can
fire tank cannons from the hip with this armor.

The 10MT blast scorched the armor and severely depleted it's power
supply, but inside, Sheppard was still alive, and hoping the Great
Leader wouldn't notice his missing suit of Brownverse armor
before long...

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 09:36pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
SirNitram wrote: *Nitram snaps his fingers, preparing a horde of irony-shield equipped mecha*
Hadoken!

What? You thought I was going to use my tank?

*Wishes Mecha gone*
Traitor!

*Blasts Beowulf with his DOUBLE BOATDOKEN!!

The Black Mages have no patience for your kind...

'It was just a bee, not no mo' it ain't'

*Looks at blackened Robes and distingrated hat...*

STABBING FRENZY!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 09:40pm

MKSheppard wrote:
SirNitram wrote: *vaporizes Sheppard in a 10 MT blast*
Unfortunately for Nitram, and fortunately for sheppard, he was
wearing a set of body armor ripped straight from the pages
of Dale Browns' technowank Brownverse, where infantry can
fire tank cannons from the hip with this armor.

The 10MT blast scorched the armor and severely depleted it's power
supply, but inside, Sheppard was still alive, and hoping the Great
Leader wouldn't notice his missing suit of Brownverse armor
before long...

*His dark powers depleted, Nitram launched into a style that used little magic, instead relying on the innate power of John Woo, and the character shields he employed. Armed with the full might of a John Woo character with two pistols and in a slo-mo, Nitram blasted Sheppard a few dozen times until he was really sure the Twice-Risen Moderator was going to stay down a while, then he ran, grabbing his hat*

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-04-01 09:41pm

Beowulf wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
Beowulf wrote: Hadoken!

What? You thought I was going to use my tank?

*Wishes Mecha gone*
Traitor!

*Blasts Beowulf with his DOUBLE BOATDOKEN!!

The Black Mages have no patience for your kind...

'It was just a bee, not no mo' it ain't'
*Looks at blackened Robes and distingrated hat...*

STABBING FRENZY!!!

*Tosses fighter in front of Beowulf, there is no way he will take out his anger on Cyran now.*