Important: I'm actually a Girl

[fgalkin]

Yes, it's true, I'm actually female. For too long I've pretended I was a guy, but we all know that's not true. You'll notice that all me avatars have been female, and that's no accident, it was a subconscious cry for help, hoping that someone would be able to see the truth. So yes, it's true, I'm a girl, all those pictures are actually of my friend. In real life, I look like this.

Mmmm. Aerius the aquarius.

Join the cult of fgalkin or die
-fgalkin[/quote]

[Superman]

I am actually an alien. I was rocketed here as a baby and I grew up with powers far beyond those of mortal men. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound...

Oh shit, now I have to kill all of you.

[haas mark]

Don't tell Pavel that...

[Beowulf]

I am actually an alien. I was rocketed here as a baby and I grew up with powers far beyond those of mortal men. I can leap tall buildings in a single bound...

Oh shit, now I have to kill all of you.

*Breaks box full of Kryptonite open.* Good luck trying.

[paladin]

I'm really an evil clown roadside sign!

[Mark S]

I am actually a fluffy cat tapping keys randomly.

[Darth Yoshi]

Despite what my title says, I'm a Hylian princess with sorcery skills.

[Captain tycho]

Well, then, I'm acutally a 700 foot dinosaur covered in super glue and donuts . Don't get it? Me neither.

[PrinceofLowLight]

I'm a real pennyfarthing. Come children, don't we all love the old fashioned bikes?












Thread Closed, April Fools is over ~ Stormbringer