So, what are you guys really?

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Locked
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

I am a darkness beyond the blackest night. Deeper than the deepest pitch. I am the Sea of Chaos, the source of chaos. That is how you describe me. I am the Lord of Nightmares.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
SirNitram
Rest in Peace, Black Mage
Posts: 28367
Joined: 2002-07-03 04:48pm
Location: Somewhere between nowhere and everywhere

Post by SirNitram »

Darth Yoshi wrote:I am a darkness beyond the blackest night. Deeper than the deepest pitch. I am the Sea of Chaos, the source of chaos. That is how you describe me. I am the Lord of Nightmares.
....My old boy scout leader?!
Manic Progressive: A liberal who violently swings from anger at politicos to despondency over them.

Out Of Context theatre: Ron Paul has repeatedly said he's not a racist. - Destructinator XIII on why Ron Paul isn't racist.

Shadowy Overlord - BMs/Black Mage Monkey - BOTM/Jetfire - Cybertron's Finest/General Miscreant/ASVS/Supermoderator Emeritus

Debator Classification: Trollhunter
Top
User avatar
neoolong
Dead Sexy 'Shroom
Posts: 13180
Joined: 2002-08-29 10:01pm
Location: California

Post by neoolong »

Darth Yoshi wrote:I am a darkness beyond the blackest night. Deeper than the deepest pitch. I am the Sea of Chaos, the source of chaos. That is how you describe me. I am the Lord of Nightmares.
But you said you were a Hylian princess with sorcery skills.
Member of the BotM. @( !.! )@
Top
User avatar
Captain tycho
Has Elected to Receive
Posts: 5039
Joined: 2002-12-04 06:35pm
Location: Jewy McJew Land

Post by Captain tycho »

I'm an omnipotent dark god who secretly rules the universe. 8) :twisted:
They call me....POKE. :P
Captain Tycho!
The worst fucker ever!
The Best reciever ever!
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

I'm a damn garden gnome! I am the leader of the Secret gnome Revolution! I camp out on SD.Nets front lawn! I'm watching all you punks!

Did I mention I know the Red Wings? Guys....look fierce...

RED WINGS: *looks fierce*

Ya damn right.....

FEAR DA GNOMAGE!
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
User avatar
Beowulf
The Patrician
Posts: 10621
Joined: 2002-07-04 01:18am
Location: 32ULV

Post by Beowulf »

neoolong wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:I am a darkness beyond the blackest night. Deeper than the deepest pitch. I am the Sea of Chaos, the source of chaos. That is how you describe me. I am the Lord of Nightmares.
But you said you were a Hylian princess with sorcery skills.
S/he can't be both?
"preemptive killing of cops might not be such a bad idea from a personal saftey[sic] standpoint..." --Keevan Colton
"There's a word for bias you can't see: Yours." -- William Saletan
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

neoolong wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:I am a darkness beyond the blackest night. Deeper than the deepest pitch. I am the Sea of Chaos, the source of chaos. That is how you describe me. I am the Lord of Nightmares.
But you said you were a Hylian princess with sorcery skills.
She is my altar-ego during the day. The sun's gone down now.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
aerius
Charismatic Cult Leader
Posts: 14802
Joined: 2002-08-18 07:27pm

Post by aerius »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote: Did I mention I know the Red Wings? Guys....look fierce...

RED WINGS: *looks fierce*

Ya damn right.....
Tie Domi will kick all their asses, bunch of overpaid pussies... :twisted:
Image
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
Top
User avatar
Anarchist Bunny
Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent
Posts: 5458
Joined: 2002-07-12 02:08am
Contact:
Contact Anarchist Bunny

Post by Anarchist Bunny »

*looks at Darth Yoshi's title*

...


...



I HATE you!
Top
User avatar
Mark S
The Quiet One
Posts: 3304
Joined: 2002-07-25 10:07pm
Location: Vancouver, Canada

Post by Mark S »

I'm a fluffy cat tapping keys randomly.
Writer's Guild 'Ghost in the Machine'/Decepticon 'Devastator'/BOTM 'Space Ape'/Justice League 'The Tick'
"The best part of 'believe' is the lie."
It's always the quiet ones.
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

aerius wrote:Tie Domi will kick all their asses, bunch of overpaid pussies... :twisted:
I have know idea who that is, nor do I care. y awanna know why? 'Cause the Wing are second in the league. SECOND. May I ask what team this bimbo is from? And if he is so good at what he does, than why didn't that team win Lord Stanley's Cup last year? Don't bother answering that. We all know why they didn't win. Because the Wings won. They shut down those Carolina pansies 4-1!

You may think your team is tough, but unless they're Ottawa (first in the leauge), then they aren't nothing.
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
User avatar
Darth Yoshi
Metroid
Posts: 7342
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:00pm
Location: Seattle
Contact:
Contact Darth Yoshi

Post by Darth Yoshi »

anarchistbunny wrote:*looks at Darth Yoshi's title*

...


...



I HATE you!
:twisted: You know, I've had that title since around Friday.
Image
Fragment of the Lord of Nightmares, release thy heavenly retribution. Blade of cold, black nothingness: become my power, become my body. Together, let us walk the path of destruction and smash even the souls of the Gods! RAGNA BLADE!
Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia
Top
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:
Contact Cal Wright

Post by Cal Wright »

Isn't it obvious?

I am a WARLORD!!!

My ways are of destruction and tyranny!
Bow before me, or die in a fleeting uprising.
Those that oppose my might, shall be crushed beneath the heels of my soldiers.
My power is absolute, nothing can stop me.
The lands shall be ruled with an iron fist!

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
Top
User avatar
Cal Wright
American Warlord
Posts: 3995
Joined: 2002-07-07 03:24am
Location: Super-Class Star Destroyer 'Blight'
Contact:
Contact Cal Wright

Post by Cal Wright »

Darth Yoshi wrote: :twisted: You know, I've had that title since around Friday.
A...A...A Metroid!!!

All hands, man your stations!!!

Weapons, prepare for a 'Base Delta Zero'!!! We cannot allow it to escape!!!

Were you born with out a sense of humor or did you lose it in a tragic whoppy cushion accident? -Stormbringer

"We are well and truly forked." -Mace Windu Shatterpoint

"Either way KJA is now Dune's problem. Why can't he stop tormenting me and start writting fucking Star Trek books." -Lord Pounder

The Dark Guard Fleet

Post 1500 acheived on Thu Jan 23, 2003 at 2:48 am
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Cal Wright wrote:A...A...A Metroid!!!

All hands, man your stations!!!

Weapons, prepare for a 'Base Delta Zero'!!! We cannot allow it to escape!!!
Metroids aren't that tough. If you've got a freeze ray, problem solved. Even the Metroid Prime would be squished under a quick and easy TIE assualt. That said, why only do it halfway?

BDZ Ahoy! :twisted:
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
User avatar
Anarchist Bunny
Foul, Cruel, and Bad-Tempered Rodent
Posts: 5458
Joined: 2002-07-12 02:08am
Contact:
Contact Anarchist Bunny

Post by Anarchist Bunny »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Cal Wright wrote:A...A...A Metroid!!!

All hands, man your stations!!!

Weapons, prepare for a 'Base Delta Zero'!!! We cannot allow it to escape!!!
Metroids aren't that tough. If you've got a freeze ray, problem solved. Even the Metroid Prime would be squished under a quick and easy TIE assualt. That said, why only do it halfway?

BDZ Ahoy! :twisted:
Or a Frost Arrow.

*Aims away*
Top
User avatar
Jadeite
Racist Pig Fucker
Posts: 2999
Joined: 2002-08-04 02:13pm
Location: Cardona, People's Republic of Vernii
Contact:
Contact Jadeite

Post by Jadeite »

I am: Obsessive
Image
Top
User avatar
Gandalf
SD.net White Wizard
Posts: 16366
Joined: 2002-09-16 11:13pm
Location: A video store in Australia

Post by Gandalf »

I'm one of those guys who does stuff
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist

"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Top
weemadando
SMAKIBBFB
Posts: 19195
Joined: 2002-07-28 12:30pm
Contact:
Contact weemadando

Post by weemadando »

*looking for human flesh... just looking for scrumptious, juicy, succulent human flesh...*
Top
User avatar
The Yosemite Bear
Mostly Harmless Nutcase (Requiescat in Pace)
Posts: 35211
Joined: 2002-07-21 02:38am
Location: Dave's Not Here Man

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

The secret Werebear overlord of the Illuminati.
Image

The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
Top
User avatar
GrandMasterTerwynn
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 6787
Joined: 2002-07-29 06:14pm
Location: Somewhere on Earth.

Post by GrandMasterTerwynn »

I am really a time traveler from the days of the Galactic Empire. I have wandered through all the ages, even back to post-Interregnum Earth. Oh yeah, fair warning, Earth will be BDZed by the early Empire in 3000 years. There's nothing you can do about it.

Muwhahahahaahaha!
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:I am really a time traveler from the days of the Galactic Empire. I have wandered through all the ages, even back to post-Interregnum Earth. Oh yeah, fair warning, Earth will be BDZed by the early Empire in 3000 years. There's nothing you can do about it.

Muwhahahahaahaha!
Ha! Your pitiful Galactic Empire will bow before that of the Gnomish Empire! As we speak, countermeasures to any and all intergalactic threats are being developed. *glances over at R&D, and at the enormous, planet smashing laser cannon and planetary shield generator*

Yeah, I think we'll be ready. :twisted:







Thread Closed, April Fool's is over ~ Stombringer
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
Locked

Return to “Off-Topic”