Coming Clean

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-01 09:08am

I am a 68 year old grandmother, devout Catholic (but NOT a fundie), former schoolteacher and Australian Navy chef, and - up until last year -, full-time co-manager (with my husband) of a bookstore on the outskirts of Fremantle, Western Australia, that deals in rare and esoteric publications (out-of-print titles, rare editions, antique publications, New Age themes etc). My 39-year-old daughter took over the store ever since my husband and I moved to South Korea. God only knows how business is going now.

So, what's your secret?

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-01 11:34pm

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 11:38pm

um... yeah, I believe you...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-01 11:39pm

I don't like DBZ...

Oh wait. That's not a secret.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-01 11:40pm

I'm a 32 year old transexual lesbian who lives in Pyongyang.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-01 11:43pm

I was born a poor black child in the slums of Detroit.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-01 11:43pm

Last year I went on a Time Travel Safari with all of the Resident Gun nuts. We killed Bambi, caused the extinction of all of the dinosaurs, and fired the bullet that mortally wounded Nelson at Trafligar.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-01 11:44pm

I've never worn pants in my life, I just have lots of body paint.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-01 11:44pm

I've made all of my posts today without using my hands...

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 11:46pm

I actually played a redshirt on TNG, and I'm still alive! Life is good...

*slips on bannana peel, falls, and breaks his neck*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-01 11:47pm

Not to mention that little incident in the porno movie...*ahem*.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-01 11:47pm

Pfft I really a brain in jar imagining everything right now, spending the rest of my lonely existence hopping through space-time hoping for that one moment where I'll find a Yeti body to take over Phobos to beginning my first step towards conquest of Coke.

Now you may begin the drums and trumpets proudly annoucing my awe inspiring brainitude.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 11:48pm

I can play a duet, by using my toes!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-04-02 12:12am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:I actually played a redshirt on TNG, and I'm still alive! Life is good...

*slips on bannana peel, falls, and breaks his neck*

TNG redshirts had pretty good life expectancy.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-04-02 12:13am

I was a TIE fighter pilot who survived 10 engagements with X-wings...

Oh, and I shot them all down.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 12:14am

Mecha's are 100% feasable.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-02 12:15am

I'm an alien secretly monitoring the Earth for intelligent life.

So far the verdicts been close but not quite.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-04-02 12:18am

storm youve been looking in the mirror

::poke::

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-02 12:18am

Stormbringer wrote:I'm an alien secretly monitoring the Earth for intelligent life.

So far the verdicts been close but not quite.

So why is Darkstar still here...is he your example for your Super-zoo along with Elvis?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-04-02 12:20am

Ghost Rider wrote:So why is Darkstar still here...is he your example for your Super-zoo along with Elvis?

He's your idiot. We don't want him.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-02 12:20am

Spanky The Dolphin, Darth Utsanomiko, and DPDarkPrimus are really all the same person.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-02 12:33am

I'm not human. I really am a psychotic-assassin droid-mecha-black mage-thing.

Don't ask how I did it.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-02 12:38am

I posted before you even made that multi-smiley post saying "yeah right", but it didn't show up for some reason... Odd...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-04-02 12:44am

In five minutes I will cease to exist.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 12:46am

XaLEv wrote:In five minutes I will cease to exist.

Really? Wow! Brainfuck time...