The SDNet Civil War

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 11:49pm

As I pen this record, the HAB are withdrawing their mighty armoured forces back to their home dimension, the Monkeys are returning to their little pit of fun and debaunchery, the more psychopathic of the denizens are coming off their sugar highs, and the Black Mages, ever vigilant, are hanging up their pointy hats for the next time they are called upon.

The insanity brought forth by the day known only as 'April 1st' would long be remembered. Treachery, alliances, and dark secrets had been unveiled, and though each side was settling into the uneasy peace of the normal day, the actions of that day would be remembered. Sheppard, the False Mod, Nitram, the Black Mage, Ein, the Revolutionary Leader, and many others would recall the strange day when all alliances, all rules, all bounds of good taste were lost.

And myself, dear reader? This is where our tale must end. For when SDnet's denizens rose up once more, there would be nothing left of the universe but a hauntingly empty nothingness....

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-01 11:50pm

Does this mean... We Won?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2003-04-01 11:51pm

Fool, the Cult of fgalkin is forever!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-01 11:51pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Does this mean... We Won?

We all won today.

Or we all lost.

Hard to tell, the smoke hasn't cleared yet.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-01 11:52pm

Man, this has been a WEIRD April First.

I should have just read through my client's taxe forms, but no, I hit the Favorites button.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-01 11:52pm

And why wasn't I mentioned? I should have campaigned more. You'll see next year, you won't be able to move three feet without seeing the phrases "Gnome" and "Red Wings."

Either way, the Gnomanian Armies are heading back home, and the Red Wings have a Cup to win.

We may now return to our normally scheduled programming.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-01 11:53pm

Captain tycho wrote:Man, this has been a WEIRD April First.

I should have just read through my client's taxe forms, but no, I hit the Favorites button.

Bastard...I on the other hand didn't have that joy, and slogged through more mindlessness.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-01 11:55pm

The HAB stands victorious!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-01 11:56pm

I Hereby Declare the SDnet Civil War to be over. I am also disbanding the SDnet Resistance and handing over control to the One True Lord Wong.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-01 11:57pm

Yeah, it was weird. By the way, I lied when I said I'm a Dodge Charger.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-04-02 12:01am

And the minister of sin goes back to his normal sinful behavior. Casting spells, reading books, wearing blended textiles, and thinking original thought.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-02 12:04am

Question is, is jmac still a guy and aerius still a girl?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 12:04am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:And the minister of sin goes back to his normal sinful behavior. Casting spells, reading books, wearing blended textiles, and thinking original thought.

You call that sinful?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-02 12:06am

Shinova wrote:Question is, is jmac still a guy and aerius still a girl?

The World May Never Know....

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 12:07am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Shinova wrote:Question is, is jmac still a guy and aerius still a girl?
The World May Never Know....

Who knows? Maybe they had their brains transplated with each other...

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-02 12:07am

I don't care who won. I'm a Sith Apprentice now, thats all that matters.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-02 12:09am

One last shitbomb from the Brotherhood...

*whoosh*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-02 12:10am

*uses the Force to rebound the bomb back into the Monkeypit*

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-02 12:11am

Pungent. Very pungent.

*polishes his new pointy hat*

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 12:13am

The trickery is complete.

We have them fooled that we have been DEFEATED!

Wait, did I just say that?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-02 12:14am

SirNitram wrote:Pungent. Very pungent.

*polishes his new pointy hat*

New? What happened to the old one?

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-02 12:15am

IG-88E wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Pungent. Very pungent.

*polishes his new pointy hat*
New? What happened to the old one?

Got vaporized in the fighting. Resulting in a very big Hadoken, followed by my John-Woo-Dual-Guns-Slo-Mo-Doken. Not even Sheppard, The False Mod, could stop that.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-02 12:16am

Alright boys, back to work, we've got a Cup to win! *Red Wings skate onwards mightily, to Ottawa!*

Well, the Earth has survived this round with the Secret Gnome Revolution, but rest assured, we'll be back. *sheathes Broad Sword of Stubbiness*

All I really have to say is, it was fun.

G'night board.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-02 12:20am

SirNitram wrote:Got vaporized in the fighting. Resulting in a very big Hadoken, followed by my John-Woo-Dual-Guns-Slo-Mo-Doken. Not even Sheppard, The False Mod, could stop that.

Ah. Well then, it'll have to be broken in. *grabs Nitram's hat, stomps it, pulls it, and blows dust all over it* Much better.

Oh, and Nitram: get over to the FF and say something in the RPG, will ya?

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 12:24am

IG-88E wrote:
SirNitram wrote:Got vaporized in the fighting. Resulting in a very big Hadoken, followed by my John-Woo-Dual-Guns-Slo-Mo-Doken. Not even Sheppard, The False Mod, could stop that.
Ah. Well then, it'll have to be broken in. *grabs Nitram's hat, stomps it, pulls it, and blows dust all over it* Much better.

Oh, and Nitram: get over to the FF and say something in the RPG, will ya?

*Casts Prestidigitation on the hat*