I got Married!

[MKSheppard]

Just noticed this. Congrats.

[LaCroix]

Holy Necro!

Did you at least say the words before you did it?

[Tribble]

Congrats!

[Broomstick]

Congratulations!

May you have many happy decades together

[Batman]

Well by now they should at least have found out whether this works or not

[aerius]

Lonestar's probably been murdered in his sleep and had his body fed to the alligators already.

[Solauren]

Lonestar's probably been murdered in his sleep and had his body fed to the alligators already.

Yeah, that attempt usually happens before the third anniversary, doesn't it?

I bought my wife a second dog and a new house to distract her.....

[Lonestar]

Lonestar's probably been murdered in his sleep and had his body fed to the alligators already.

not dead yet!

although we did by a house, ranch style, no HOA, bought a Weber Grill

[Agent Fisher]

No HOA? Smart man, they're fucking tyrants in HOAs.

[Lonestar]

straight up burning the moving boxes in a firepit and no one is stopping me.

[Mr Bean]

straight up burning the moving boxes in a firepit and no one is stopping me.

Have you picked out a classic vintage car to put on blocks in the front, maybe a few decorative old tires? You know the true value of home ownership:

Now get out there and paint that house alternating stripes of hot pink and neon yellow, bonus points if it's a brick or stone house.

[LadyTevar]

Ok, yes, MEA CULPA.. I misread the year when I approved the post.

Still, congrats on the new place Lonestar!

[muse]

straight up burning the moving boxes in a firepit and no one is stopping me.

Why? Why do you do that?? You're polluting the air with CO2 and making global warming worse. You should compost that stuff and add it to your garden (please tell me you have a garden) so your plants grow better, and that makes everyone happy.

[Juubi Karakuchi]

A belated congratulations. May you live in happiness always.

[LadyTevar]

straight up burning the moving boxes in a firepit and no one is stopping me.

Why? Why do you do that?? You're polluting the air with CO2 and making global warming worse. You should compost that stuff and add it to your garden (please tell me you have a garden) so your plants grow better, and that makes everyone happy.

So, I shouldn't have burnt those 20 cardboard boxes last week?
Because I don't have a garden or a place to compost shit?

[Batman]

Don't they separate garbage in the US? I don't have a garden either but I'd just have flattened/dismembered them to go into the green garbage bin with the rest of the paper waste to be recycled

[LaCroix]

According to how things are run in the US regarding *green* behavior, I wouldn't think seperate recycling bins are a standard household thing. Heck, given who ran the various departments for the last 4 years, I would need to check if they aren't allowed to dump it in rivers and random ditches, again.

[muse]

straight up burning the moving boxes in a firepit and no one is stopping me.

Why? Why do you do that?? You're polluting the air with CO2 and making global warming worse. You should compost that stuff and add it to your garden (please tell me you have a garden) so your plants grow better, and that makes everyone happy.

So, I shouldn't have burnt those 20 cardboard boxes last week?
Because I don't have a garden or a place to compost shit?

This is why we don't have proper winters in Canada anymore.

[LadyTevar]

According to how things are run in the US regarding *green* behavior, I wouldn't think seperate recycling bins are a standard household thing. Heck, given who ran the various departments for the last 4 years, I would need to check if they aren't allowed to dump it in rivers and random ditches, again.

No, it's still against the law to dump shit. Assholes still do it, but it's against the law.
And no, there's no such thing as Recycling in rural WV. There is in Charleston and other large towns, but most "can't afford" the changeover. And, even in Charleston, there's very little bonus for separating Glass from Paper, because there's been no USE for recycled glass.
We have two (2) glass-making companies in the state, plus the Marble King marble factory, but the sheer amount of recyclable glass overwhelmed them. I think they were also being made to PAY for the recycled glass, and knowing how WV Government works, it's probably cheaper to buy raw materials than melt down the recycled stuff.

[LadyTevar]

Why? Why do you do that?? You're polluting the air with CO2 and making global warming worse. You should compost that stuff and add it to your garden (please tell me you have a garden) so your plants grow better, and that makes everyone happy.

So, I shouldn't have burnt those 20 cardboard boxes last week?
Because I don't have a garden or a place to compost shit?

This is why we don't have proper winters in Canada anymore.

Yeah yeah, you've been sending that shit down to us, or to Texas.

[Lonestar]

straight up burning the moving boxes in a firepit and no one is stopping me.

Why? Why do you do that?? You're polluting the air with CO2 and making global warming worse. You should compost that stuff and add it to your garden (please tell me you have a garden) so your plants grow better, and that makes everyone happy.

was it you or jmac who posted that shitty ass thread several years back about "HOW ABOUT THAT GLOBAL WARMING HUH?" because it was snowing where you were

just trying to build a picture here

[Batman]

Even as the man with officially no sense of humour I can see muse was not being totally serious there

[muse]

was it you or jmac who posted that shitty ass thread several years back about "HOW ABOUT THAT GLOBAL WARMING HUH?" because it was snowing where you were

just trying to build a picture here

I vaguely recall making a post somewhere to that effect, but you actually thought it was serious?