The SDNet Civil War

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-04-02 12:24am

(Stares at everyone, confused.)

I guess I missed a lot today.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-02 12:26am

Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 12:29am

MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire.

Beowulf watched calmly as the bullets bounced away, leaving Nitram entirely unharmed...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-02 12:32am

MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire.

*grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

Dammit Shep! The Civil War *SMACK!* Is *SMACK!* OVER!!!! *SMACK!!!*

Now GIT TO YOUR ROOM!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-02 12:38am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*Sheppard laughs and mows down Einhander with a force never seen
before on this earth with supermachine-gun fire at the rate of 2000 RPM,
the G-11's 150 round magazine emptying in a blink of an eye, turning
Einy's chest into a bloody mass of pulped flesh*

(yes, shep has been reading too much Matthew Reilly)

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 12:44am

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*
*Sheppard laughs and mows down Einhander with a force never seen
before on this earth with supermachine-gun fire at the rate of 2000 RPM,
the G-11's 150 round magazine emptying in a blink of an eye, turning
Einy's chest into a bloody mass of pulped flesh*

(yes, shep has been reading too much Matthew Reilly)

Um... Shep? The G-11 doesn't have that much ammo capacity...

And it's sustained rate of fire is a lot less than it's burst fire rate...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-04-02 12:46am

MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*
*Sheppard laughs and mows down Einhander with a force never seen
before on this earth with supermachine-gun fire at the rate of 2000 RPM,
the G-11's 150 round magazine emptying in a blink of an eye, turning
Einy's chest into a bloody mass of pulped flesh*

(yes, shep has been reading too much Matthew Reilly)

I'm afraid, Sheppard, as you are no longer the False Mod, you cannot stand against me. Now be a good boy..

*flings Shep upwards*

And write some fic!

*spikes the tanker into the FF forum one handed*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-02 12:57am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire.
*grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

Dammit Shep! The Civil War *SMACK!* Is *SMACK!* OVER!!!! *SMACK!!!*

Now GIT TO YOUR ROOM!

Thats an image I could have done with out.

*engulfs Einy and Shep's BDSM foreplay in Force Storm*

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 01:00am

*Watches Conner get beaten to a pulp by Shep*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-02 01:03am

*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 01:06am

Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...

*Teleports out and drains Conner's Con score* Don't piss off a mage.

*kicks the dead body*

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2003-04-02 01:09am

Beowulf wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
*Teleports out and drains Conner's Con score* Don't piss off a mage.

*kicks the dead body*

HAH! I'm operating by White Wolf rules.

*soaks attack and electrocutes Beowulf with Force Lightning*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-04-02 01:10am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire.
*grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

Dammit Shep! The Civil War *SMACK!* Is *SMACK!* OVER!!!! *SMACK!!!*

Now GIT TO YOUR ROOM!

Thats an image I could have done with out.

*engulfs Einy and Shep's BDSM foreplay in Force Storm*

*summons his trusty blue-with-yellow-racing-stripes 2998-model Chevy Camaro, hops into its cockpit, and screams off into deep space*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I LOVE MY CAMARO!!!

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 01:14am

Connor MacLeod wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
*Teleports out and drains Conner's Con score* Don't piss off a mage.

*kicks the dead body*
HAH! I'm operating by White Wolf rules.

*soaks attack and electrocutes Beowulf with Force Lightning*

Bah to your silly White Wolf rules.

*Absorbs Force lightning and casts flamestrike*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-02 02:57am

Just to be clear, you guys know you're nuts right?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-02 05:34am

I'm trying to figure out why my HEV suit got trashed. I think I got hit by some minigun fire, but I'm not sure. According to the Mark 4's computer, there was so much dust and junk flying around that I could have gotten hit by a herd of stampeding cows.

Oh well, that's what I get for sleepwalking on the battlefield.

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-02 06:19am

:::: sees the last remnants of the fighting :::

:::: pulls out E-11, sets it to autofire and flicks off the saftey::

:::: evil grin ::::

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-02 06:21am

I'm not a Sith Apprentice for nothing.

::pulls out and ignites lightsaber::

::amazingly choreographed fight scene ensues::

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2003-04-02 06:23am

Crayz9000 wrote:I'm not a Sith Apprentice for nothing.

::pulls out and ignites lightsaber::

::amazingly choreographed fight scene ensues::

::: puts E-11 away and pulls out double bladed lightsaber:::
::: charges into the fray swinging at anything in sight :::

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-02 06:25am

There is more insanity in the BotM ALONE than has been wreaked on this board yesterday. Very little of it gets locked, though.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-02 06:33am

verilon wrote:There is more insanity in the BotM ALONE than has been wreaked on this board yesterday. Very little of it gets locked, though.

But that's the BoTM. It's a very special club for the most depraved and demented of us here. The civil war waged outside was just...*DROOL*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-02 06:37am

Vorlon1701 wrote:
verilon wrote:There is more insanity in the BotM ALONE than has been wreaked on this board yesterday. Very little of it gets locked, though.
But that's the BoTM. It's a very special club for the most depraved and demented of us here. The civil war waged outside was just...*DROOL*

IN OTHER WORDS... Some of us are used to this.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-02 06:51am

Darksider wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I'm not a Sith Apprentice for nothing.

::pulls out and ignites lightsaber::

::amazingly choreographed fight scene ensues::

::: puts E-11 away and pulls out double bladed lightsaber:::
::: charges into the fray swinging at anything in sight :::

How can I resist?

*Slices a hole in the door to the room with a Staff of Light and charges at Darksider*

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-02 07:14am

Beowulf: Nice sig banner, bastard, you stole my idea!

Hmm, wonder if I can set up the Collective of Valdemar up here...

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-02 08:03am

Shinova wrote:Question is, is jmac still a guy and aerius still a girl?

I'm curious to the answers to this as well. Being that aerius refused my conclusive proof requests, I suppose she is a he.