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(Stares at everyone, confused.)
:?
I guess I missed a lot today.
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Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire. :twisted:
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MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire. :twisted:
Beowulf watched calmly as the bullets bounced away, leaving Nitram entirely unharmed...
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire. :twisted:
*grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

Dammit Shep! The Civil War *SMACK!* Is *SMACK!* OVER!!!! *SMACK!!!*

Now GIT TO YOUR ROOM!

:mrgreen:
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*
*Sheppard laughs and mows down Einhander with a force never seen
before on this earth with supermachine-gun fire at the rate of 2000 RPM,
the G-11's 150 round magazine emptying in a blink of an eye, turning
Einy's chest into a bloody mass of pulped flesh*

(yes, shep has been reading too much Matthew Reilly)
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MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*
*Sheppard laughs and mows down Einhander with a force never seen
before on this earth with supermachine-gun fire at the rate of 2000 RPM,
the G-11's 150 round magazine emptying in a blink of an eye, turning
Einy's chest into a bloody mass of pulped flesh*

(yes, shep has been reading too much Matthew Reilly)
Um... Shep? The G-11 doesn't have that much ammo capacity...

And it's sustained rate of fire is a lot less than it's burst fire rate...
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MKSheppard wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*
*Sheppard laughs and mows down Einhander with a force never seen
before on this earth with supermachine-gun fire at the rate of 2000 RPM,
the G-11's 150 round magazine emptying in a blink of an eye, turning
Einy's chest into a bloody mass of pulped flesh*

(yes, shep has been reading too much Matthew Reilly)
I'm afraid, Sheppard, as you are no longer the False Mod, you cannot stand against me. Now be a good boy..

*flings Shep upwards*

And write some fic!

*spikes the tanker into the FF forum one handed*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire. :twisted:
*grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

Dammit Shep! The Civil War *SMACK!* Is *SMACK!* OVER!!!! *SMACK!!!*

Now GIT TO YOUR ROOM!

:mrgreen:
Thats an image I could have done with out.

*engulfs Einy and Shep's BDSM foreplay in Force Storm*
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*Watches Conner get beaten to a pulp by Shep*
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*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
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Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
*Teleports out and drains Conner's Con score* Don't piss off a mage.

*kicks the dead body*
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Beowulf wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
*Teleports out and drains Conner's Con score* Don't piss off a mage.

*kicks the dead body*
HAH! I'm operating by White Wolf rules.

*soaks attack and electrocutes Beowulf with Force Lightning*
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:Sheppard stood up, recovered from his massive internal injuries
thanks to his Fallout (TM) medkit, and mowed down Nitram in
a hail of G-11 fire. :twisted:
*grabs Shep, bends him across his lap, and starts spanking the tar outta him!*

*SMACK!! SMACK!! SMACK!!*

Dammit Shep! The Civil War *SMACK!* Is *SMACK!* OVER!!!! *SMACK!!!*

Now GIT TO YOUR ROOM!

:mrgreen:
Thats an image I could have done with out.

*engulfs Einy and Shep's BDSM foreplay in Force Storm*
*summons his trusty blue-with-yellow-racing-stripes 2998-model Chevy Camaro, hops into its cockpit, and screams off into deep space*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I LOVE MY CAMARO!!!
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Connor MacLeod wrote:
Beowulf wrote:
Connor MacLeod wrote:*Force Chokes Beowulf and tosses him into BSDM-land with Ein and Shep*

I find your lack of faith disturbing...
*Teleports out and drains Conner's Con score* Don't piss off a mage.

*kicks the dead body*
HAH! I'm operating by White Wolf rules.

*soaks attack and electrocutes Beowulf with Force Lightning*
Bah to your silly White Wolf rules.

*Absorbs Force lightning and casts flamestrike*
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Just to be clear, you guys know you're nuts right?
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I'm trying to figure out why my HEV suit got trashed. I think I got hit by some minigun fire, but I'm not sure. According to the Mark 4's computer, there was so much dust and junk flying around that I could have gotten hit by a herd of stampeding cows.

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:::: sees the last remnants of the fighting :::

:::: pulls out E-11, sets it to autofire and flicks off the saftey::

:::: evil grin ::::
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I'm not a Sith Apprentice for nothing.

::pulls out and ignites lightsaber::

::amazingly choreographed fight scene ensues::
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Crayz9000 wrote:I'm not a Sith Apprentice for nothing.

::pulls out and ignites lightsaber::

::amazingly choreographed fight scene ensues::

::: puts E-11 away and pulls out double bladed lightsaber:::
::: charges into the fray swinging at anything in sight :::
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There is more insanity in the BotM ALONE than has been wreaked on this board yesterday. Very little of it gets locked, though.
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verilon wrote:There is more insanity in the BotM ALONE than has been wreaked on this board yesterday. Very little of it gets locked, though.
But that's the BoTM. It's a very special club for the most depraved and demented of us here. The civil war waged outside was just...*DROOL*
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Vorlon1701 wrote:
verilon wrote:There is more insanity in the BotM ALONE than has been wreaked on this board yesterday. Very little of it gets locked, though.
But that's the BoTM. It's a very special club for the most depraved and demented of us here. The civil war waged outside was just...*DROOL*
IN OTHER WORDS... Some of us are used to this.
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Darksider wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:I'm not a Sith Apprentice for nothing.

::pulls out and ignites lightsaber::

::amazingly choreographed fight scene ensues::

::: puts E-11 away and pulls out double bladed lightsaber:::
::: charges into the fray swinging at anything in sight :::
How can I resist?

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Beowulf: Nice sig banner, bastard, you stole my idea! :D

Hmm, wonder if I can set up the Collective of Valdemar up here...
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Shinova wrote:Question is, is jmac still a guy and aerius still a girl? :D
I'm curious to the answers to this as well. Being that aerius refused my conclusive proof requests, I suppose she is a he.
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