Han Solo's lonely journeys

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-04-01 01:42pm

You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-01 02:01pm

................wrong on so many levels............

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 02:10pm

Crazy Ivan wrote:You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

That's atrocious. But seriously, didn't Han have some old flame before Leia?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-01 02:14pm

I'm sure he could have picked someone up on damn near any planet.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-01 02:28pm

Umm...that's just..I don't know what.
Beside's, that's what space-hookers are for.

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-04-01 03:34pm

April Fool!

Crazy Ivan wrote:"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

That was a direct quote for Return of the Jedi when Han Solo is hanging upside-down trying to shoot the sarlacc. IG-88E, Lord_Xerxes, neoolong and
Captain tycho; you all have very dirty minds.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-04-01 03:34pm

Crazy Ivan wrote:You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

You're really living up to your screen name, you know that?

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-04-01 03:36pm

Darth Servo wrote:You're really living up to your screen name, you know that?

... and Darth Servo, too.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-01 03:57pm

Crazy Ivan wrote:April Fool!

Crazy Ivan wrote:"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
That was a direct quote for Return of the Jedi when Han Solo is hanging upside-down trying to shoot the sarlacc. IG-88E, Lord_Xerxes, neoolong and
Captain tycho; you all have very dirty minds.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-01 04:17pm

Crazy Ivan wrote:April Fool!

Crazy Ivan wrote:"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
That was a direct quote for Return of the Jedi when Han Solo is hanging upside-down trying to shoot the sarlacc. IG-88E, Lord_Xerxes, neoolong and
Captain tycho; you all have very dirty minds.

We post here. How is that a suprise?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-01 08:09pm

It's SD.Net; You expected different?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-01 08:42pm

recognized that quote right off. anyone else seen the top 10 sexually lilted lines of sw? good stuff.

and, han has had a dozen flames, according to the eu. most of them get killed.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-01 09:35pm

Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines in the Movie Star Wars"
1.'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,kid.'
2.'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
3.'Look at the size of that thing!'
4.'Sorry about the mess...'
5.'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
6.'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
7.'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
8.'Put that thing away before you get us all killed!'
9.'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
10.'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!'"

among others. . .

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-01 11:01pm

God, some people are perverts... I guess it's rubbed off.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-01 11:07pm

Forgetting the infamous-

"You're not doing anyone any good back there Wedge!"

...tsk, tsk.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-02 01:18am

Ghost Rider wrote:Forgetting the infamous-

"You're not doing anyone any good back there Wedge!"

...tsk, tsk.

GODDAMMIT I HATE YOU!

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-02 01:21am

I think I'm getting sick...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-02 03:09am

Other Classics

"Would it Help if I got out and Pushed?"

"Judge me by my Size do you, it is well you should not."

"R2 let him have it."

"You got something jammed in you pretty well."

"You driods have seen a lot of action."

"Porkins no! pull out, pull out!"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-02 03:38am

And...
"Watch this!"
"Watch what?"

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-02 07:50am

Enforcer Talen wrote:recognized that quote right off. anyone else seen the top 10 sexually lilted lines of sw? good stuff.

and, han has had a dozen flames, according to the eu. most of them get killed.

That's what I thought. I just couldn't remember any of the specific names of them. Wasn't one of them like Bria Tharen or some shit?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-02 08:20am

ex slave, became a rebel, died conveniently before new hope.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-02 08:21am

Ghost Rider wrote:Forgetting the infamous-

"You're not doing anyone any good back there Wedge!"

...tsk, tsk.

You're also forgetting.. "Han, can you reach my lightsaber?"

and "Don't point that thing at me..."

Oddity · Post by **Oddity** » 2003-04-02 08:39am

Vorlon1701 wrote:It's SD.Net; You expected different?

... point.

Gandalf wrote:And...
"Watch this!"
"Watch what?"

RED LEADER: They came at us from behind! Aaaahhh!

HAN SOLO: Backdoor, huh? Good idea.

EWOK: Yee-haaaww!

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2003-04-02 10:46am

Crazy Ivan wrote:You know, Han Solo would have been very lonely on those long smuggling runs with only a wookie for company. After all, a man has certain ... urges.

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy. Hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"

I think Han was perfectly okay even before he met Chewie. After all, his name is "Han Solo". Hand and Solo, get the picture?

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2003-04-02 07:05pm

I betcha that Chewie is pretty well-hung. Han probably enjoys the stimulation of his lower intestine.

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