New Chick

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-04-02 01:55am

Get it here

Bashing of catolics, just as wierd as usual.

Godamn I am having a great time reading this crap

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-02 01:59am

Well, yet again I feel offended but not surprised...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-02 02:02am

Goddamnit, how many times do I have to have a rant about Constantine and Christianity.

*takes a deep breath and prepares to rant*

*gets shot in the FUCKING NECK by Rob Wilson*

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2003-04-02 02:39am

So, during the time of the Roman Empire the world was in darkness?

Interesting...

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-02 02:42am

Oh, I love the way they're so creatively rewriting history. Earth to Protestant Moron...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-04-02 02:54am

Chick's a dick.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-02 03:00am

PeZook wrote:So, during the time of the Roman Empire the world was in darkness?

Interesting...

Chick, it appears, thinks the Bogomils were the only Christians on Earth during the entirety of the history of Byzantium up until the reformation. This, of course, assumes that they actually existed that long, which is a big assumption. *snickers*

(Basis for wacky Chick theory - http://www.concentric.net/~wtullos/bogomils.htm )

Perinquus · Post by **Perinquus** » 2003-04-02 03:56am

Poetic justice would be for Chick to be transported through time back to the days of the middle ages or early renaissance, so that he could be burned as a heretic by the Catholic church he so despises. Can you imagine Chick in the clutches of Torquemada or Bernardo Gui?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-02 04:19am

Oh Joy!

Incidentally I would question the Inquisition being the most brutal and devilish act in all history.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-04-02 04:24am

Jack Chick's impression of a Catholic priest wrote:A priest that I knew said he actually saw those files in the Vatican. It's all true!

Ah, that's hilarious. Apparantly, Chick feels that arguments made in this fashion are credible. Little does he know that this guy that I knew said he actually saw that Chick's a dumbass. Sucks to be Chick, eh?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-02 04:29am

Doesn't Chick know that lies make the Baby Jesus cry?

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-02 04:46am

So much nonsense about ridiculous fairy-tales. Good to know such moronic bullshit can inspire such excrement.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-04-02 04:55am

What a looser... I can see now why that girl I knows Catholic parents were a bit reluctent to trust me, a sort of prodestant. This guy needs to be shot.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-02 07:03am

Chick has worse internal continuity than B&B. First he claimed that the Popes were set up as force that was going to use the Arabs to destroy Christianity, now he claims they were set up by the Romans to control people.

Right.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-02 07:52am

NecronLord wrote:Oh Joy!

Incidentally I would question the Inquisition being the most brutal and devilish act in all history.

It wasn't the worst, not as bad as Stalinist Russia, but then they were more inefficient. But when you lose the Armada, then you lose the PR war too. Britain beat the spaniards and they've never come back into power.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-04-02 07:53am

Crayz9000 wrote:Oh, I love the way they're so creatively rewriting history. Earth to Protestant Moron...

Does it surprise you in the least?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-02 08:03am

hehehe. . .that was funny.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-04-02 08:42am

Yeah. What the fuck. Obviously, this guy doesn't know the first thing about Catholicism, or else he'd realize exactly what praying to saints does. Retard.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-04-02 10:42am

Looks like Chick needs to dunk his head in a barrel of cold water again. Wonder what he thinks of Cromwell?

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-04-02 03:42pm

Why do all the fundies look the same?! Every single episode, its always some guy with a mustache!

PeZook · Post by **PeZook** » 2003-04-02 04:08pm

Jadeite wrote:Why do all the fundies look the same?! Every single episode, its always some guy with a mustache!

It's Bob, the guy running around converting people and burning RPG books.
You know, the good and nice guy everybody loves.

Personally my favourite Chick tract is the one when he describes his vision of the future world, with New Age healers in charge. I mean...fascists, some twisted dictator, but...a cast of fucking NEW AGE healers???

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-02 04:14pm

And the healers look like Power Rangers, too.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-04-02 04:20pm

Got a great photoshop oppertunity with that tract... muwahahah..

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-02 04:35pm

Does Chick have bulemia? Because he always eats these plots up and regurgutates them over and over again when he wants to make a new tract.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-02 04:42pm

Funny how there are files at the Vatican that chronicle their crimes, and Chick just so happens to know it.