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Montcalm wrote:Yeah for some like Wong its anal sex for most its HOCKEY. :wink:
No no my friend. For hockey you come to the place NAMED after the sport. Thats right, Hockey Town! Enter the Wings, rulers of this Earth, under the mighty Gnomish Legions!

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It looks good in the sig.

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Mark S wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Judging by Niagra Falls, I would have thought it was, "Beer, titty bars, and fleecing dumb Yankees in the casino"
Sadly, Canadian life is not all beer and titty bars. :cry:
That's too bad. I'd move there if it was.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Yeah for some like Wong its anal sex for most its HOCKEY. :wink:
No no my friend. For hockey you come to the place NAMED after the sport. Thats right, Hockey Town! Enter the Wings, rulers of this Earth, under the mighty Gnomish Legions!

The ranks of the resurgent Gnomish Empire continue to swell. What say you, citizen? Are you ready to join the Gnomish Empire? Are you ready to fight for the glory of Gnomania? If you are, then join now. Fight for your people. Fight for your Emperor, Darth Garden Gnome!

Decades after the disastrous Battle of Gnomania, our saviour finally arose from the ashes of the Gnomish Empire. He bore the noble bloodline of DGG and the dark power of the Ornament. It was under his leadership that the Gnomish Empire was reborn. It is under his leadership that we shall accomplish the unprecedented: the conquest of a new race of ignoramuses. A race bereft of strong leadership. The disgusting animals known as humans!

Young cadet, it is time for you to prove your mettle. It is time for you to bring civilization to the uncivilized, backward savages who live in this "Planet Earth". Let the slaughter begin!

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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Yeah for some like Wong its anal sex for most its HOCKEY. :wink:
No no my friend. For hockey you come to the place NAMED after the sport. Thats right, Hockey Town! Enter the Wings, rulers of this Earth, under the mighty Gnomish Legions!
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Mark S wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Judging by Niagra Falls, I would have thought it was, "Beer, titty bars, and fleecing dumb Yankees in the casino"
Sadly, Canadian life is not all beer and titty bars. :cry:
yeah, you forgot Curling. :P is it really a sport if you can suck down a case of Sleeman's while playing?
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Mark S wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Judging by Niagra Falls, I would have thought it was, "Beer, titty bars, and fleecing dumb Yankees in the casino"
Sadly, Canadian life is not all beer and titty bars. :cry:
yeah, you forgot Curling. :P is it really a sport if you can suck down a case of Sleeman's while playing?
That's the same question I have about bowling. Is it a sport if my score goes up after I have four shots of tequila and half a dozen Labat Blues?
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