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You rang?

Really now, it's a bit early for this nonsense, isn't it? Just give me a few more millenia... so sleepy...
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“Cthulhu! The stars are right!”

“*meh*” *Cthulhu hits snooze button*
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*Shifts into Courts of Chaos form*
*casts spell to arrange more night time snacks*
*Tugs stars slightly out of alignment with the Logrus.*
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weemadando wrote:“Cthulhu! The stars are right!”

“*meh*” *Cthulhu hits snooze button*
Uhhh....
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*Eats several stars and prepares for combat*

Excellent....
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AWAKEN OH MIGHTY CTHULHU! THE HOUR OF JUDGMENT IS UPON US. YOU MUST RISE AND DESTROY THE FELLOWSHIP OF CHRISTIAN ATHELETES! OH MIGHTY CTHULHU! COME TO MY AID OH GREAT OLD ONE, RISE P AND DRIVE MY ENEMIES INSANE, AND CONSUME THEM! YOR GREAT AWAKENING AS FORTOLD IS NEAR OH GREAT CTHULHU!
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Beowulf wrote:
verilon wrote:
Beowulf wrote:Join! and be spared the suffering when the Great Old Ones return to the earth!
No.
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Sucks to be you.
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Sorry, but I am already dedicated to the decadence and horror that is Hastur as His Majesty the Most Holy and Divine King in Yellow.
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