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[Andrew J.]

Er...hi...

I'd just like to add that the J in "Andrew J." should have a period (or full stop, depending on where you're from) after it.

Thank you.

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Its much easier to mispronounce a last name like mine: Iannazzo

Eye-naz-oh. Or as everyone else on the planet likes to pronounce,

E-a-nat-so? Eye-a-naz-oh? E-a-naz-io?

Idiots. Every last one of 'em.

Because it looks Italian. Get over it.

I will do no such thing!Especiallywhen I've told these fools more than once (over a dozen times, most likely), and they still absolutley refuse to pronounce it correctly. Fuck, in some sort of twisted obscenity from beyond the grave, my last name was butchered horribly as "Eye-naz-a-loaf." I shit you not.

I will not rest until all of civilization knows how to say my name correctly. Someday it'll be on all standardized tests throughout the world...

[haas mark]

I will do no such thing!Especiallywhen I've told these fools more than once (over a dozen times, most likely), and they still absolutley refuse to pronounce it correctly.

As opposed to someone who's JUST seen your name...?

Fuck, in some sort of twisted obscenity from beyond the grave, my last name was butchered horribly as "Eye-naz-a-loaf." I shit you not.

o O?

I will not rest until all of civilization knows how to say my name correctly. Someday it'll be on all standardized tests throughout the world...

No, it won't. Be quiet. At least your name is pronounced by everyone and their mother like a color...