The Apollo 11 landing was faked!

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-02 05:28pm

Did any other Aussies see SBS's "Dark Side of the Moon" the other night?

It was confirmed by Donald Rumsfeld, Henry Kissinger, Richard Helms, General Haig and others that the moon landing was staged by CIA people on the set of Stanley Kubrick's 2001, directed by Kubrick...

Why? Because they weren't sure whether or not the pictures from the moon would be able to be shown. They weren't, so the images that everyone has seen were faked.

Interesting stuff.

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 05:33pm

Ahem...

WTF?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-02 05:40pm

Beat me to it Beowulf.

weemadando, crack kills.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-02 05:42pm

Do we have any other Australians who can confirm this?

And if it was about the Apollo 11 landing, wouldn't it have been shown on the US, UK, and other prominent places?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-02 05:43pm

Was this an April Fool's joke thing?

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 05:44pm

This, kids, is why you don't do drugs.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-02 05:51pm

No, it had been run previously, but was re-run last night and I managed to catch it.

Its a French doco. Pretty fucking scary.

Especially how Nixon ordered the assassinations of everyone who had been involved in the filming of the fake landing to keep it secret. Then retracted the order the next day, but the CIA had already go the ball rolling. So the CIA tries to stop it, but the element that was given the task went rogue and did it anyway...

It was all completely fucking messed up.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-02 05:53pm

Stop watching sci-fi its screw your mind

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-04-02 05:54pm

I wonder if it's still April 1 in Australia....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-02 05:56pm

Shinova wrote:I wonder if it's still April 1 in Australia....

In Australia its already tomorrow

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-02 05:58pm

I suppose Nixon didn't have anything better to do at the time...

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-02 06:02pm

This sounds like that Fox "documentary"...

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-02 06:06pm

Actually it was screened on April 1st...

Want to know the best bit about the doco?

The out-takes over the end credits - "let me see that script again"...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-02 06:23pm

"Here's a tip. Aluminum foil makes a lovely hat, and it blocks out the government's mind control rays."

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 06:27pm

Durran Korr wrote:"Here's a tip. Aluminum foil makes a lovely hat, and it blocks out the government's mind control rays."

Wow, you use that TOO?

HAARP is also being used to tell the aliens to come pick us back up, too.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-04-02 06:31pm

Nathan F wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:"Here's a tip. Aluminum foil makes a lovely hat, and it blocks out the government's mind control rays."
Wow, you use that TOO?

HAARP is also being used to tell the aliens to come pick us back up, too.

It's actually the world's biggest microwave oven for a pizza the size of Dallas.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 06:33pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Nathan F wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:"Here's a tip. Aluminum foil makes a lovely hat, and it blocks out the government's mind control rays."
Wow, you use that TOO?

HAARP is also being used to tell the aliens to come pick us back up, too.
It's actually the world's biggest microwave oven for a pizza the size of Dallas.

Ah, ok, so that is why it is always 350 degrees Farenheit around it then, right?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-04-02 06:34pm

If Neil were here right now he'd kick your ass.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-02 06:39pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:

If Neil were here right now he'd kick your ass.

Nah, man, give it to Buzz Aldrin!!

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-02 06:40pm

Actually it's true!

http://www.moontruth.com

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-02 06:44pm

Straha wrote:Actually it's true!

http://www.moontruth.com

Ah, that's hysterical!

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-04-02 06:45pm

Straha wrote:Actually it's true!

http://www.moontruth.com

lmao. thats damn funny.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-04-02 08:14pm

Yeah, tell that to Buzz Aldrin, he'll just bust you in the face.

Anyone remember why it was he knocked that reporter a good 'un? Did it have something to do with the 'moon conspiracy' deal?

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-04-02 08:14pm

This is the problem with today's society. Conspiracy crap like that gets TV specials, while the opposing viewpoints don't. I'm sure they'll probably go on to say that somehow, aliens can travel thousands of lightyears to Earth.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-02 08:18pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:This is the problem with today's society. Conspiracy crap like that gets TV specials, while the opposing viewpoints don't. I'm sure they'll probably go on to say that somehow, aliens can travel thousands of lightyears to Earth.

Sure aliens can travel thousands of lightyears,they have sleeper ships.