Joke from Iraq

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-02 08:59pm

This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:

Saddam and his chauffer are driving down a high-way and outside a farmhouse the Chauffer runs over a pig. So Saddam says, "Young man, You march right in there and tell that poor farmer who you are and what you did." So the chauffer shuffles into the farmhouse, and Saddam sits waiting in the car for five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, and finally an hour goes by and the chauffer comes out of the Farmhouse with a Camel in one hand, a bottle of fine wine in the other, and a cigar in his mouth. So Saddam, being inquisitive, asks what happened, the Chaufferr replies. "Well I told him what you told me to, and he gave me his youngest daughter, his camel, his wine and cigars, everything!" Saddam asks, "Well, what did you tell him?" The chauffer looks at him and says "I said what you told me to say, I'm Saddam's Chauffer and I ran over the pig."

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-04-02 09:01pm

GREAT HAHAHAHA

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-02 09:02pm

Funny....

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-02 09:12pm

Bwwwhahahahah!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-04-02 09:25pm

-shows friends-

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-04-02 10:08pm

Heheh.

Heard that one before, but it's still funny.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-04-02 10:09pm

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllld.

and not originally Iraqi either. I believe that the original of this joke dates back to Hitler and was made by the brits....

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-04-03 12:45am

Hmmm, still kind of funny.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-04-03 12:49am

Hehehehe

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-04-03 01:04am

I smiled.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-03 03:30am

Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-03 04:01am

Frank Hipper wrote:Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?

There's a ten percent non-islamic minority in Iraq IIRC.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-03 04:08am

NecronLord wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?
There's a ten percent non-islamic minority in Iraq IIRC.

Thought about that possibility after I posted.
BTW, did you know there are still practising Zoroastrians(sp?) in Iran?

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-03 04:13am

Frank Hipper wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?
There's a ten percent non-islamic minority in Iraq IIRC.
Thought about that possibility after I posted.
BTW, did you know there are still practising Zoroastrians(sp?) in Iran?

And they get more [useless hollywood moron] converts every year

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-04-03 04:19am

NecronLord wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:Thought about that possibility after I posted.
BTW, did you know there are still practising Zoroastrians(sp?) in Iran?
And they get more [useless hollywood moron] converts every year

Gotta love those proto-mono-theistic superstitions!
Also spracht Zarathustra!

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-04-03 04:59am

Straha wrote:This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:

Bullshit. I've seen this one repeated in Germany in 1944 and on,
only with hitler instead of Saddam

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-04-03 06:51pm

MKSheppard wrote:
Straha wrote:This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:
Bullshit. I've seen this one repeated in Germany in 1944 and on,
only with hitler instead of Saddam

That's what I was told from a retired colonel on a radio show, shows what you get for being Gullible

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