Which Mythological Figure Would You Hit On?

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-02 11:02pm

Usha.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-02 11:11pm

Hmm, I've never heard of that one.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-02 11:13pm

Indian Goddess of Dawn(only know of it lightly because of one class I took on a lark)

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-02 11:21pm

At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-02 11:25pm

Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....

Well there's Athena ....

I'd hit on Athena.

A- she's Greek, so we have something in common

B- she's wise, so we have something in common

C- she's hot

D- she has armor

Athena rules.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-04-02 11:29pm

Any Irish Girl that's Blonde.

-edited to say-

Oh or a Redhead....

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-02 11:32pm

Well, if you ignore the Greco-Roman junk, there are probably quite a few, Zaia.

Hmm, would Amaterasu Omikami work, or is the supreme sun goddess of the Shinto religion too high in rank to hit on/sleep with?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-04-02 11:34pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, if you ignore the Greco-Roman junk, there are probably quite a few, Zaia.

Hmm, would Amaterasu Omikami work, or is the supreme goddess of the Shinto religion too high in rank to hit on/sleep with?

Pfft heck no.

If she floats your boat, go right ahead...I mean for all concerns, they are all available.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-02 11:35pm

Heh, well I just thought I'd ask, since she's technically on the same level as like Zeus or Odin.

Hee hee...

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-02 11:36pm

Vympel wrote:
Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....
Well there's Athena .... I'd hit on Athena.

A- she's Greek, so we have something in common

B- she's wise, so we have something in common

C- she's hot

D- she has armor

Athena rules.

Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-04-03 12:10am

Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....

What are you talkigg bou' Zaia, duh...uh...? Kite a few gods webuhre fair smehts guys. Take Dod f' examble. Um uh.He was associatid wid speech, litehature, uh uh uh, arts, duuhhhh, 'n learnigg. Odin was also known as de god of wisdom 'n poetry, along wid war 'n warmakigg, GEEEHEEHEEE.I’m sure dehe are odeh exambles but I can’t dink of any rite now.

XPViking

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-03 02:10am

Zaia wrote:
Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...

I could make a tasteless lewd stereotypical guys-love-lesbians post right now. But I won't.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-04-03 02:13am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, if you ignore the Greco-Roman junk, there are probably quite a few, Zaia.

Hmm, would Amaterasu Omikami work, or is the supreme sun goddess of the Shinto religion too high in rank to hit on/sleep with?

Why would anyone want to ignore the most well-known Gods to think about a bunch of obscure asian ones? Go home.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-04-03 02:18am

Are you calling the highest ranking kami in Shinto, who is also the traditional divine ancestor of the Japanese Imperial family obscure?

Silly boy...

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-04-03 06:00am

I'd take Adonis. He may not be a god per se, but still...

As a runer-up, Hercules.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-04-03 06:06am

Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....

Thoth?

In fact I can't think of any egyptian gods who were dumb...

Shame about the animal heads... (Though they were optional, think stargate)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-03 06:48am

Zaia wrote:Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...

Prometheus?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-04-03 07:40am

Athena, Hephesta, Artemis were all virgin/sexshunning women. Artemis was to sporty, Athena too smart, Hephesta to pure for men. Though according to some myths Artemis just lost the only man she loved and be came unable to love another, but that's constellation myth.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-03 07:56am

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Athena, Hephesta, Artemis were all virgin/sexshunning women. Artemis was to sporty, Athena too smart, Hephesta to pure for men. Though according to some myths Artemis just lost the only man she loved and be came unable to love another, but that's constellation myth.

And Hera would have been to jealous. What about Demeter and Persephone?

Rathark · Post by **Rathark** » 2003-04-03 08:35am

Shinova wrote:
Coyote wrote:Bast.
Isn't Bast a cat?

She's a goddess with the head of a cat.

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-04-03 10:10am

verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...
Prometheus?

No way. He'd realize that it wouldn't work out in the end, so he'd just brush you off. Epimetheus on the other hand....

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-03 10:13am

Baron Mordo wrote:
verilon wrote:
Zaia wrote:Thanks, Vym, but I was thinking of guys..you know, for myself...
Prometheus?
No way. He'd realize that it wouldn't work out in the end, so he'd just brush you off. Epimetheus on the other hand....

.... would not be much better. He's not intelligent as Prometheus (my point of bringing Prometheus up in the first place).

Baron Mordo · Post by **Baron Mordo** » 2003-04-03 10:24am

Ah, but Epimetheus learns from the past. Sure, it might be a little rocky at first, but he'd be good once you got him into a groove.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-04-03 10:25am

Baron Mordo wrote:Ah, but Epimetheus learns from the past. Sure, it might be a little rocky at first, but he'd be good once you got him into a groove.

lol.. well, this is true... maybe.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-04-03 10:26am

NecronLord wrote:
Zaia wrote:At the moment, I can't think of a single mythical God that wasn't dumb as a brick....
Thoth?

In fact I can't think of any egyptian gods who were dumb...

Shame about the animal heads... (Though they were optional, think stargate)

Right. See, here's what I was thinking: if I were to succeed in picking up said mythical deity, the eventuality of nookie would ensue, and the worst way to end an evening is by coughing up hairballs because the guy I decided to hook up with has the head of a cat/horse/cow/whatever. See?

And I've never seen Stargate, so I didn't know there were any options.