Joke from Iraq
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Joke from Iraq
This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:
Saddam and his chauffer are driving down a high-way and outside a farmhouse the Chauffer runs over a pig. So Saddam says, "Young man, You march right in there and tell that poor farmer who you are and what you did." So the chauffer shuffles into the farmhouse, and Saddam sits waiting in the car for five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, and finally an hour goes by and the chauffer comes out of the Farmhouse with a Camel in one hand, a bottle of fine wine in the other, and a cigar in his mouth. So Saddam, being inquisitive, asks what happened, the Chaufferr replies. "Well I told him what you told me to, and he gave me his youngest daughter, his camel, his wine and cigars, everything!" Saddam asks, "Well, what did you tell him?" The chauffer looks at him and says "I said what you told me to say, I'm Saddam's Chauffer and I ran over the pig."
Saddam and his chauffer are driving down a high-way and outside a farmhouse the Chauffer runs over a pig. So Saddam says, "Young man, You march right in there and tell that poor farmer who you are and what you did." So the chauffer shuffles into the farmhouse, and Saddam sits waiting in the car for five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, and finally an hour goes by and the chauffer comes out of the Farmhouse with a Camel in one hand, a bottle of fine wine in the other, and a cigar in his mouth. So Saddam, being inquisitive, asks what happened, the Chaufferr replies. "Well I told him what you told me to, and he gave me his youngest daughter, his camel, his wine and cigars, everything!" Saddam asks, "Well, what did you tell him?" The chauffer looks at him and says "I said what you told me to say, I'm Saddam's Chauffer and I ran over the pig."
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There's a ten percent non-islamic minority in Iraq IIRC.Frank Hipper wrote:Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?
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Thought about that possibility after I posted.NecronLord wrote:There's a ten percent non-islamic minority in Iraq IIRC.Frank Hipper wrote:Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?
BTW, did you know there are still practising Zoroastrians(sp?) in Iran?
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And they get more [useless hollywood moron] converts every yearFrank Hipper wrote:Thought about that possibility after I posted.NecronLord wrote:There's a ten percent non-islamic minority in Iraq IIRC.Frank Hipper wrote:Didn't work for me. Why would an Islamic farmer be raising pigs? Or own wine for that matter?
BTW, did you know there are still practising Zoroastrians(sp?) in Iran?
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Gotta love those proto-mono-theistic superstitions!NecronLord wrote:And they get more [useless hollywood moron] converts every yearFrank Hipper wrote:Thought about that possibility after I posted.
BTW, did you know there are still practising Zoroastrians(sp?) in Iran?
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Re: Joke from Iraq
Bullshit. I've seen this one repeated in Germany in 1944 and on,Straha wrote:This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:
only with hitler instead of Saddam
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Re: Joke from Iraq
That's what I was told from a retired colonel on a radio show, shows what you get for being GullibleMKSheppard wrote:Bullshit. I've seen this one repeated in Germany in 1944 and on,Straha wrote:This is an authentic Joke from Iraq apparently, I hope you enjoy:
only with hitler instead of Saddam
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'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan