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Shadow WarChief wrote:
Queeb Salaron wrote:Shadow WarChief:

READ THE FRIGGIN' ARTICLE!
What article? There's only a picture in the first post.....


Oh yes, the picture is a link. How bleedingly obvious when the fact that less than 1 % of all posted links on message boards are actually attached to pictures. :roll:
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I wondered if that would confuse anyone
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Coyote wrote: I always wondered why the hell Fox had him in the first place. There's got to be better reporters-- both smarter and more photogenic.
They have him around, because he's expendable, and deep down, hidden in that dark place, in everyone’s hart, everybody wants to see something bad happen to him. That’s why Fox sends him into danger zones.
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Coyote wrote: I always wondered why the hell Fox had him in the first place. There's got to be better reporters-- both smarter and more photogenic.
They have him around, because he's expendable, and deep down, hidden in that dark place, in everyone’s hart, everybody wants to see something bad happen to him. That’s why Fox sends him into danger zones.
Do you think they kept him for a special program called when reporter get shot. :wink:
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KhyronTheBackstabber wrote:
Coyote wrote: I always wondered why the hell Fox had him in the first place. There's got to be better reporters-- both smarter and more photogenic.
They have him around, because he's expendable, and deep down, hidden in that dark place, in everyone’s hart, everybody wants to see something bad happen to him. That’s why Fox sends him into danger zones.
He now works for fox because his old network wouldn't let him go to Afghanistan...
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Hameru wrote:
Shadow WarChief wrote:What article? There's only a picture in the first post.....


Oh yes, the picture is a link. How bleedingly obvious when the fact that less than 1 % of all posted links on message boards are actually attached to pictures. :roll:
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I wondered if that would confuse anyone
Hameru, that's called being a dick.


Not that you'd understand such a thing... :roll:
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Vympel wrote:Oh sucked IN. That guy is the absolute worst of the worst. His worst moment that had me rolling on the floor laughing

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[img]Hameru, that's called being a dick.


Not that you'd understand such a thing... :roll:[/quote]

Bling bling!
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Vympel, THAT was hilarious!!!
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