Okay, you've got me there. Probably less than once a month. Point conceded. Barry'd probably do it for a sandwich at some points in his life.Batman wrote: 2024-10-13 10:23pm Well unless I were to do the sensible thing and pay whoever is the currently alive Flash the couple dozen million or so they'll ask for the 45 seconds or so of their time It'll take the to end all crime in Gotham once a month or thereabouts.
New Member Introductions
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Raw Shark
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"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Raw Shark
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...it'd probably be throwaway dialogue: "So yeah, I gave Jay a BLT to clean house today, so we've got at least two minutes alone, Selena. And you know what I can do in two minutes..."
"Oh, I know what takes you two minutes, Bruce. Not much, but I keep showing up because you're kind of charming."
"Oh, I know what takes you two minutes, Bruce. Not much, but I keep showing up because you're kind of charming."
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Batman
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Actually, the constantly hungry one is 'Wally'. And as I've told people before, It's Selina!
'Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me. Real hard.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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Raw Shark
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Batman, you are way better at the comic book stuff than I am, and among my crowd I am considered the comic book guy. You thoroughly and unquestionably are better than I am at that.Batman wrote: 2024-10-13 10:56pm Actually, the constantly hungry one is 'Wally'. And as I've told people before, It's Selina!
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Solauren
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Re: New Member Introductions
Too bad I don't drink beer, unfortunately.
However, kick back and play D&D, I could do.
I've been asked why I still follow a few of the people I know on Facebook with 'interesting political habits and view points'.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
It's so when they comment on or approve of something, I know what pages to block/what not to vote for.
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Raw Shark
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I encountered a Canadian at my job today! Had to fuck with him a little bit. He was charmingly naive about how things work here. I explained that he ought to watch his back around these parts, with a little menacing eye-flare because he seemed a little too trusting for Soviet Massholistan and I just don't want the poor kid to get hurt. And because it was funny.Solauren wrote: 2024-10-15 06:41pm
Too bad I don't drink beer, unfortunately.
However, kick back and play D&D, I could do.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Raw Shark
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(For our distant audience: Canada and Massholistan are actually quite close to each other. An easy drive. We show up in each other's yards on the regular. But we're different enough for comedy)
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker
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Hando
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Re: New Member Introductions
Hello, friends! How are you?
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Raw Shark
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I notice that you chose the username "Hando." The fuck's that about? You like giving handjobs? Nothing wrong with that, I like giving handjobs. Just asking because I'm a fucking asshole as you will probably notice.
Kidding, kidding. Welcome to our small, weird community, my guy.
"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Y'know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things..." --The Joker