Universal Neo-con Rebuttal

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-03 06:49pm

Just to save time and space, I present the universal neo-conservative rebuttal:

"<insert idea here> is a typical product of left-coast intellectuals, and has no place in a rational discussion. It is political correctness run amok, driven by naive idealogues who have no experience in the real world. It runs against the proud tradition of this country/violates the principles laid down by the Founding Fathers. In the end, it is nothing but the latest bandwagon from the liberal media, and there is a vast silent majority in this country which is sick and tired of their antics."

Please just link to this post whenever you feel the need to post a neo-conservative rebuttal.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-03 07:00pm

See, that works for some things, like slavery reparations, but not for most things.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-04-03 07:01pm

::snicker::

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-04-03 07:05pm

This is the official rebuttal of the freepers and the lucianners.

If that fails, blame Clinton

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-03 07:11pm

Ah yes, I should have remembered to put "Clinton was a very bad man" and "tax and spend" somewhere in there

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-04-03 07:12pm

And if THAT fails, blame FDR.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-03 07:12pm

Dammit Wong, you have cracked the secrets of the v.r.w-c! We must replan our strategy!

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-03 07:21pm

Durran Korr wrote:Dammit Wong, you have cracked the secrets of the v.r.w-c! We must replan our strategy!

We must dispatch the elite "Limbaugh" division of the Republican Guard to deal with Mr. Wong and his unfortunate tendancy to think too hard about things which are of no rightful concern to him. Inform Mr. Liddy a new client will be arriving at his "reeducaton" center soon.

Oh, and while they're at it, have the Limbaugh Division sack Toronto. You can never be too careful.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-03 07:23pm

Darth Wong wrote:Ah yes, I should have remembered to put "Clinton was a very bad man" and "tax and spend" somewhere in there

No should have put in Klinton and Former First Bitch

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-04-03 07:24pm

RedImperator wrote:Oh, and while they're at it, have the Limbaugh Division sack Toronto. You can never be too careful.

I'm afraid there aren't enough Krispy Kreme donut shops in Toronto to supply the Limbaugh division, which means you will have long, greasy supply lines which are vulnerable to attack from our dreaded Rabid Beaver corps.

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-03 07:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Oh, and while they're at it, have the Limbaugh Division sack Toronto. You can never be too careful.
I'm afraid there aren't enough Krispy Kreme donut shops in Toronto to supply the Limbaugh division, which means you will have long, greasy supply lines which are vulnerable to attack from our dreaded Rabid Beaver corps.

You're thinking of the Limbaugh division of the early '90's. The modern one is more mobile and slimmed down.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-03 07:27pm

Darth Wong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Oh, and while they're at it, have the Limbaugh Division sack Toronto. You can never be too careful.
I'm afraid there aren't enough Krispy Kreme donut shops in Toronto to supply the Limbaugh division, which means you will have long, greasy supply lines which are vulnerable to attack from our dreaded Rabid Beaver corps.

Once the donuts start building up and the blood is flowing the Beavers will be driven mad by the sound and start damming the blood using donuts, allowing additional donut shipments to be rushed through.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-04-03 07:53pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ah yes, I should have remembered to put "Clinton was a very bad man" and "tax and spend" somewhere in there
No should have put in Klinton and Former First Bitch

I believe the correct term for that bitch is Hitlery.

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-04-03 07:55pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ah yes, I should have remembered to put "Clinton was a very bad man" and "tax and spend" somewhere in there
No should have put in Klinton and Former First Bitch

Bubba Klintoon and Shillary.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-03 07:56pm

aerius wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Ah yes, I should have remembered to put "Clinton was a very bad man" and "tax and spend" somewhere in there
No should have put in Klinton and Former First Bitch
I believe the correct term for that bitch is Hitlery.

I prefer The Great Mother myself.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-04-03 07:58pm

Darth Wong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Oh, and while they're at it, have the Limbaugh Division sack Toronto. You can never be too careful.
I'm afraid there aren't enough Krispy Kreme donut shops in Toronto to supply the Limbaugh division, which means you will have long, greasy supply lines which are vulnerable to attack from our dreaded Rabid Beaver corps.

Don't lie to me, hippie! I've been to Canada. There's enough doughnut shops there to feed three full corps of Daltons if we starved them for three weeks and filled their canteens with bongwater. Our mighty American privates will thrust vigorously and repeatedly into the center of your soft, yielding Canadian beavers. Victory will be ours!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-04-03 07:58pm

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
No should have put in Klinton and Former First Bitch
Bubba Klintoon and Shillary.

Yes, that works nicely.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-04-03 07:59pm

Our mighty American privates will thrust vigorously and repeatedly into the center of your soft, yielding Canadian beavers.

FUQ it.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-04-03 08:04pm

Lonestar wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Oh, and while they're at it, have the Limbaugh Division sack Toronto. You can never be too careful.
I'm afraid there aren't enough Krispy Kreme donut shops in Toronto to supply the Limbaugh division, which means you will have long, greasy supply lines which are vulnerable to attack from our dreaded Rabid Beaver corps.
You're thinking of the Limbaugh division of the early '90's. The modern one is more mobile and slimmed down.

Ain't recession a Bitch?

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2003-04-03 09:17pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
Ain't recession a Bitch?

I was refering to how General Atkins made the Linbaugh divisions lighter for future combat operations.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-04-03 09:43pm

Deploy...the Texans!

Of course, this is the reverse of sending the Snowman Legion to do battle in the Sahara, but still...

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2003-04-03 10:18pm

I'm afraid there aren't enough Krispy Kreme donut shops in Toronto to supply the Limbaugh division

Tim Horton's will serve as an adequate substitute.