Some music for the new year

[Raw Shark]

Speaking of which, how would age of consent rules even work in inter-species relationships? Like what's the age of consent for dolphins?

You're kidding, right? Dolphins of both genders will gladly fuck anything that moves. They need to compete with bonobos and this guy as the most sexually-focused thing that Mother Luna looks down upon.

Serious answer: If the dolphin seems like it's down to clown, you're Kosher.

[muse]

Dolphins are kosher? What does dolphin taste like anyway?
When I was in school they told us canned tuna had a bunch of dolphin in it, I never ate canned tuna so I wouldn't know.

[Raw Shark]

Dolphins do not have cloven hooves, and Israel sits upon the Mediterranian Sea, so disagreements among the dominant primate species ensue, as they tend to.

My grampa was a dolphin-killer. I asked him to sign my petitian once, as a teenager when I was less cynical and working to save them. He told me he was on night watch on antiaircraft deck back in '44 and impulsively blew one into chowder with the twin 25mms once, and gave me five bucks, which was serious money back then.

[Raw Shark]

As to the actual question: I have also not consumed one. Probably fish, despite being a mammal? Maybe not? Unsure.

[The Infidel]

Well, I've eaten other kinds of whale. If made properly, mammalian meat, very dark, tender and tasty with a hint of cod liver oil, if my memory serves me right.

[Raw Shark]

Infidel, what are you? Some kind of Norwegian?

[The Infidel]

Infidel, what are you? Some kind of Norwegian?

Oh yeah! Viking blood in my veins.
Intelligent people need intelligent food!

[Raw Shark]

Infidel, what are you? Some kind of Norwegian?

Oh yeah! Viking blood in my veins.
Intelligent people need intelligent food!

Y'know, my little sister, who the followers of my writings know I love very much, is so proud of the Danish heritage of her adoptive family that she is about to go off the rails if this Greenland thing the orange baboon keeps talking about actually gets off the ground. Even her ski hat has horns. She'd be there armed and ready to throw down before NATO.

[Raw Shark]

A mysterious figure known only as, "El Tiburon," piloted the stolen aeroplane she parachuted out of, axe in her teeth, guns blazing...

"SPECIAL DELIVERY!" he said.

[Raw Shark]

St. James Infirmary Blues"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__i3e9S ... Uw&index=3

[Raw Shark]

Went into the pit for the first time in a minute last night. Why don't I do this more? You throw the back, not the fist, when it's for fun. Them's the rules. Lost a shoe one time. Chipped a tooth that I still see every morning. Helped the guy up. Because that what grown men do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaZwOH ... rt_radio=1

[Raw Shark]

Wednesday with some arabic shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaZwOH ... rt_radio=1

[The Infidel]

Wednesday with some arabic shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaZwOH ... rt_radio=1

This reminds me of one of the huge bands of the 80's, but I can't figure out the name? Pet Shop Boys on acid? Nah...

Hey, I got some Mongolian Techno for you:

[J]

[Raw Shark]

Unless you mean "smack" as in, "Smacking down a bunch of rookies in white uniforms," I would deduce that that particular Ewok is in fact hooked on crack, judging by his facial expression.

[muse]

How about something more relaxing?

[Raw Shark]

And now an olympian with no other hits sings a song with no chorus and with harps from a spy movie because fucked if I even know what's happening anymore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgaZwOH ... rt_radio=1